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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 58m
Stop, I can only get so hard. 🇪🇺 FBPE 🇪🇺
Headline: Brexit referendum 'possible' in Labour election manifesto, says Burnham
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 4h
’Cause this is my Unites States of Whatever
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 19h
This is a photograph of the edge of one of Saturn's rings, looking down from above. Those spiky dark shapes are shadows. Shadows of giant towers of ice and dust grains clumped together that rise up to three *kilometres* above the 10-m thick rings.
A series of bands cross the image from left to right, brighter at the bottom and darkening towards the top. A band of empty space is at the top of the image. About a quarter down from the top is a complex pattern of jagged, spiky shadows cast onto the rings. The icy towers casting the shadows are seen here at a highly oblique angle.
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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 29/09/2026
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 29/09/2026
We should significantly increase the state pension, and then (and only then) peg future changes to inflation.
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 28/09/2026
actually good news! (unlike what The Professor normally delivers)
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Professor Farnsworth: Good News, Everyone!
Alt: Professor Farnsworth from Futurama entering the room and exclaiming: Good news, everyone!
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Maggie Chapman (she/her) @maggiechapman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The PSNI's assessment was also that it did not expect the parade itself to result in major public disorder. So why was such a huge deployment of Scottish officers considered necessary? 5/8
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 27/09/2026
Thank god the Robert Del Naja incident, of holding up a sign, was yesterday. Can you imagine how thinly stretched the counterterrorism police would otherwise have been?
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David Wearing @davidwearing.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There is a genuine incomprehension amongst many journalists and politicians that anyone might care sincerely about Palestinians or seriously object to their indiscriminate slaughter. The natural human response to this genocide is something they simply cannot understand.
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Alasdair Mackenzie @alasdairmackenzie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Condemnation is pure hot air if in the next breath you’re telling everyone you’re doing your best to give the fascists what they want, just without the masks
In fact, these are scenes we have not seen on British streets. Immigration needs to be deal with, I will be the first to say that and we are dealing with it. The boat crossings have been halved since six years ago, net migration is down massively.
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 26/09/2026
At least he didn't record himself on video apparently attempting to sink a boat with people on it, in an attempt to cause political change.
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
popsci.com
Asteroid named after ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic
‘I just hope this isn’t the asteroid that winds up destroying the Earth.’
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Albert Kirk Jr @albertkirkjr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A'm urnae seein ony signs o @drmdempster.bsky.social on ony socials this wather, sae A'm urnae shair gin wur gettin yer tradeetional #Scotstober in 2026 ☹️ YON DAESNAE MEAN WE CANNAE DAE IT WURSELS BUT! Daesnae say muckle for us gin we'r dependent on yin chiel. (Awtho gin ye'r oot thare Doc...
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sophieso @123snowpea.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026
2 years on top of the usual 8 or are they included?
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 24/09/2026
[Slightly altered quote from Marge Simpson from the episode A Tale of Two Springfields]

Jeez, you just have to remember five extra numbers. [In the original it was three extra numbers][The mascot Phony McRing-Ring from The Simpsons episode a Tale of Two Springfields. He is surrounded by a pile of numbers.]

Scientists have discovered that even monkeys can memorize ten numbers.
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 24/09/2026
Anti discrimination campaigner Andy Burnham is going to lose it when he learns about other ongoing discrimination in this country. In fact, his own government...
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sexy pride month lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Some jobs are Real and Manly (fishing, oil, banking) . All other jobs are Woke and Gay (education, hospitality)
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Alistair Davidson @moh-kohn.eurosky.social · 21/09/2026
Weirdest tech of my life man. One week it's going to kill us all and the next it's like oh yeah it's actually productivity-negative.
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 22/09/2026
lib dems like to simultaneously race bait whilst passing explicitly pro trans policy. I don't know to what to make of them and I don't think they know either.
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 21/09/2026
they say fashion is cyclical but perhaps nothing is as cyclical as the rise and fall of Strathclyde
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 21/09/2026
I would refuse to team up with David Blunkett and George Foulkes, but I am not Neil Kinnock.
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 21/09/2026
issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the news org BBC. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
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Stewart @stewmh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ed, ed! It's Jethro! Your cousin, Jethro Sheeran!
Marvin Berry from Back to the Future
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 19/09/2026
[The same as the quoted image, but “unknown” has been scrawled over the author name (was: Perthshire Magnets).]

Climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you're the one filming it.
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 19/09/2026
Tesco Finest salted crisps are labelled suitable for vegans But the salt and pepper ones are only labelled suitable for vegetarians. What is the unlabeled “flavouring”.
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Them Fatale, @mxthemfatale.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You know what this means, friends? There are more trans people in Scotland than Scottish Labour members.
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 19/09/2026
I dislike that Greens for Palestine are advocating a niche position—a one state solution—but titling the proposal with something mainstream and hard to disagree with. AIUI a two state solution with a return to pre-1967 borders is a common, albeit not universal, position.
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 19/09/2026
🌶️ spicy
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 19/09/2026
incredible commitment from scottish labour to the bit (being terrible)
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Find the use of South Africa as an example here exceptionally distasteful. Who are you to say Mandela sold us out? Do you know the first thing about the struggle? Show some respect.
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 19/09/2026
lol, we know our cat hunts mice, not birds, because he brings the mice inside and yowls because he's very proud of himself. (I wish he would eat them instead of leaving us dead mice as an offering.)
Screenshot of a skeet against letting cats go outdoors: 

These people who allow their cats or force their cats to survive outdoors will be certain to tell you that they feed on mice. Bullshit.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 18/09/2026
You'll never guess what this is in reply to.


Joel Berry
@JoelWBerry
The destruction is intentional. They don’t care if this loses money. This is not meant as an entertainment offering. This is a cultural and political project meant to destroy Christianity in the Western imagination, and they’ll happily lose money to do so.
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 18/09/2026
??? looks more like Torchwood to me
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Ross Greer (he/him) @ross-greer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hundreds of people have been arrested and accused of terrorism offences for holding signs saying they support Palestine Action. But apparently this organised campaign to literally terrorise lifeboat crews and endanger lives isn't terrorism?
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 18/09/2026
this is killing me
Screenshot from Tesco's.

A single 18g Freddo bar (Cadbury’s dairy milk with a frog mascot) costs 35p. Yet this is described as an “Everyday Low Price”.
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 18/09/2026
if the doctor who tender criteria was 100% knowing the universe, i know two people extremely qualified to take on production
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Association for Scottish Literature @asls.org.uk · 17/09/2026
Happy #NationalFoxDay to all who celebrate! 🦊 #fox #poem #poetry Ian Hamilton Finlay FOX see me wan time ah wis a fox an wis ah sleekit! ah gaed slinkin      heh an snappin      yeh the blokes aa sayed ah wis a GREAT fox aw nae kiddin ah wis pretty good had a whole damn wood in them days hen
A page from a book, printed in a reddish-brown ink. The top left contains a stylised papercut picture of a slightly scrawny, scraggly-looking fox. Beneath it is the text of the poem, “Fox’, by Ian Hamilton Finlay, published in GLASGOW BEASTS, AN A BURD, HAW, AN INSEKS, AN, AW, A FUSH, with papercuts by John Picking & Pete McGinn (The Wild Flounder Press, 1961):

see me
wan time
ah wis a fox
an wis ah sleekit! ah
gaed slinkin
heh
an snappin
yeh
the blokes
aa sayed ah wis a GREAT fox
aw nae kiddin
ah wis pretty good
had a whole damn wood
in them days
hen
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 17/09/2026
what if we could have nice things?
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Tristan Gray @eidyngray.scot · 17/09/2026
This is devastating news. Just look at the list of Scottish literature courses facing the axe www.heraldscotland.com/news/2655944...
heraldscotland.com
Full list of the 90 programmes earmarked for closure at leading Scottish university
Managers say the cuts are necessary “to protect our world-leading reputation and resilience in research and teaching” but staff members have hit…
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DC @tanngrisnir.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Diagnoses — any diagnoses — should be determined solely by the clinical facts of the case, not some political agenda.
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 17/09/2026
hate it when I use [shitty app] and it logs you out. if I wanted to be logged out, I'd just use their website
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 17/09/2026
england doing a crap job is not reason to deprive healthcare from trans people in wales, wtf
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Scottish Greens @scottishgreens.org · 16/09/2026
Scotland must stand in solidarity with the people of Palestine.
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 17/09/2026
The computer is not sentient. LLM proponents want to use 150% of all electricity, but these are human decisions.
That would mean “essentjsllunseerinf a new silicon species”, he said, which could “no doubt compete with us for resources, no matter how much it cares about humanity and loves us”.
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 16/09/2026
6. Why was Tommy Robinson in the Ed Sheeran files?
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bonnie Greer famously sat with her back to the BNP’s Nick Griffin when he appeared on Question Time in 2009. There was much criticism of the BBC platforming the far right, Now every episode of Question Time is wall to wall far right talking points with open arms and a seat kept warmfor Reform
Author and critic
Bonnie Greer dies aged 77
Culture
16 Sep 2026, 13:41
GETTY IMAGES - picture of Bonnie Greer an elder Black woman with short red Afro hair wearing a black button up shirt 

Paul Glynn
Culture reporter
British-American author and cultural commentator Bonnie Greer has died at the age of 77 after a brief illness, her husband has said.
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 16/09/2026
why is Lisa Nandy not looking to how the police in Spain handled the situation in Catalonia, for how to deal with Piddington?
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Scottish Greens @scottishgreens.org · 16/09/2026
Today we're bringing a vote to deliver a moratorium on hyperscale data centres in Scotland. The Scottish Parliament will have a simple choice. MSPs can stand with the communities they represent, protect our environment and our resources. Or they can fail to act.
Vote today. Scottish Greens force vote on haling hyperscale data centres.
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Punished 'Woke' Bane @baneforyou.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The prison break reboot has the protagonist trying to escape a children's day care centre
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Iain Nicol @iainnicol.com · 15/09/2026
huh
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