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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Payton Tolle has responded to Nick Offerman claiming him as his son. This is very important to me.
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Two all-time greats.
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Legends only.
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Come to my arms papa
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 08/10/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "I'm backing away slowly from whatever the fuck this is"
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No one has ever become poor from giving. Says Skeletor reminding you extra literal people that poor and rich and even giving don’t necessarily mean the monetary or physical senses of those words. Know what I mean?
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Jade Van Kley @backlinenurse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Idk what that liberty biberty thing is but I know that neither of us can live while the other survives
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's not what we have in life, but who we have in life that matters. Says Skeletor thankful for the people he loves and the people that love him. Mostly the same people.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 27/09/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "nobody's gonna look back fondly at this shit"
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 24/09/2026
ATTENTION THE BEST THING ABOUT AUTUMN HAS FINALLY ARRIVED IT IS TIME FOR TINY DOGS IN TINY SWEATERS
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 24/09/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "what the fuck were you expecting?"
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
a high five? i will give u a high six for doing your best out here
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Cute Red Panda Looks Up
Alt: red panda giving a high six
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Remember how far you le gom not just how far you have to go. You are not where you want to be, but neither are you where you used to be. Says Skeletor always doing what he can to move forward, even if in the tiniest steps.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You mustn't let the dystopian nightmare bullshit dim your fucking sparkle. Says Skeletor knowing Dolly would never so we must never.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this week has gone on long enough tbh
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Sauce_ @mrsauce.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
High school students weighed in on their favorite potatoes. No wrong answers here. I added @darthbluesky.bsky.social, the patron saint of the humble potato.
A whiteboard with the question, What is your favorite form of potato? The question is surrounded by answers like mashed, fries, baked, and hash browns.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Be the best you can be bothered to be. Says Skeletor after taking a few days off and then bothering to get back to inspiring the people. Not that anyone noticed, he says through tears.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 04/09/2026
Product safety is not always like the movies. Here, we have resources.
A realistic coyote sitting in a cave on a gaming chair at a laptop as the sun sets outside. They are wearing reading glasses and looking at SaferProducts.gov. The text reads: In the real world, the coyote checks and reports unsafe products on SaferProducts.gov. A sign next to the coyote says, "Air fryer trash! Started smoking without roadrunner!" There is an air fryer in the corner on fire labeled, "Roadrunner air fryer X.L." In the background, outside the cave, a roadrunner says, "Beep! Beep!" and leaves a big trail of dust. Other text reads: Check for injuries before you buy or sell a product, and report unsafe products to CPSC!
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Surround yourself with people who fight for you in rooms you're not in. Says Skeletor, also making sure to surround himself with people who will fight for him in rooms he’s also in.
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i-lovelamp.bsky.social @i-lovelamp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just stopped myself from explaining a bad commercial by saying, “that’s what happens when you let enshittification run wild,” to the 10 year old human at the dinner table.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just let women run everything. The other way isn’t working. Let’s give the matriarchy a shot. www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-ne...
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Melinda Gates Matches Olivia Rodrigo’s $10 Million Daisy Chain Festival Donation to 10 Repro Nonprofits
Melinda French Gates joined Olivia Rodrigo at her inaugural Daisy Chain Fields music festival, doubling a $10 million pledge to nonprofits
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 30/08/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "holy fuck my brain is tired"
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP to a motherfucking icon.
Tim Curry from Rocky Horror
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
She was the best of all us 🖤
Find out who you are and do it on purpose. Says Skeletor who is the saddest he’s been in a long time. RIP Dolly
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.
“In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5', I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither one of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder.”
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
kind of wonderful to read all these stories about someone who inspires such an outpouring of joy tbh
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ah, kindness. What a simple way to tell another soul that there is love to be found in this world. Says Skeletor knowing he doubled the TO but like who even cares. Be kind.
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
So, we found a live bat in our galleries. 🦇 a thread🦇
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
1000 years from now someone will post a Publisher’s Marketplace screenshot of their new book “Last Bleak Tonight: How the Unearthed John Oliver Tapes Explain Why All 600 of Us Live Underground”
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
this would explain the lettuce tbh
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I will be okay. Not because everything is fine, but because I am surprisingly difficult to destroy. Says Skeletor who notices being hard to destroy sure doesn’t mean a bunch of asshoes don’t keep trying.
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Heather Cherone @heathercherone.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Chicago >>
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 08/08/2026
Sometimes I see something in nature and then spend the next several years waiting for the shot. Sometimes I never get it. Sometimes you see it and a week later you land it: I give you tonight's murder of crows in front of the sunset. 🪶
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
why would u keep multiple ikea allen wrenches i ask u
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 06/08/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "well fuck me for being an optimist"
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 04/08/2026
Here we have a pup enjoying the fruits of his labor after a hard day's work. 13/10 good for him
a fluffy dog with a tricolor coat has the front half of his body in a large hold in fenced in yard. his hind end is up in the air and his tail is slightly curled. he's hard at work digging the perfect hole.the dog is sitting in his ground hole. it's so deep that the earth comes up to his shoulders. his left leg is resting on the ground and he looks off to the left side of the image. he earned this.
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i-lovelamp.bsky.social @i-lovelamp.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
@darthbluesky.bsky.social i saw the Massachusetts license plate “potato” in a Stop n Shop parking lot in Dennis, MA and I just need to know if i should be looking for a “potato” license plate in every state now. tysm
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
My TV job is apolitical, but I’m proud that one of the things we make is a space that’s trans- and nb-friendly, and that’s not going to change either. ⬇️
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 01/08/2026
Name a villain who was actually right.
Bruce the shark in Jaws. Stay out other water that’s his house, to idiot humans
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
i've run the numbers three times now and it's always the same
a simple Google line chart titled "What The Fuck Is Going On" that shows growth in What The Fuck from 2021 to 2026, with a significant increase in 2024 to 2026

x-axis is Year
y-axis is What The Fuck

the values are:

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2021	11
2022	8
2023	17
2024	19
2025	42
2026	84
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i-lovelamp.bsky.social @i-lovelamp.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
@darthbluesky.bsky.social and @mollyknight.bsky.social Leody Tavares flipped a squirrel in a game against the Orioles tonight and I think it was the play of the 2026 MLB season.
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Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Kerry Wood, Behind-The-Back Eephus 😮
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 27/07/2026
Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social please enjoy this incredible art!
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Timeline cleanse.
Nyx lying flat like a pancake.Nyx yawning.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Here’s Canelo if you need him.
A little blonde and red chihuahua poodle mix smiling on a bed after daycare
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Doomscrolling is out. Bloomscrolling is in.
A mature clematis fully in bloom with bright magenta flowers climbing up an antique white ladder in my backyard.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Why didn't the eagles just fly Odysseus straight to Ithaca
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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Despite what you may have seen on TV, our hippos do not appreciate it when you feed them marbles
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 20/07/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "I'm so fucking tired of being tired"
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I don’t think AI is the future and I’m 100% basing this on how nobody likes those kitchen trash cans with the powered lids.
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i-lovelamp.bsky.social @i-lovelamp.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
@chicagovtfloor.bsky.social fresh from a matinee of Suffs at the Majestic. (I refuse to call it CIBO because that’s stupid.)
Mosaic of leaves on yellow background and red inset on the floor of the Majestic (CIBO) Theatre in Chicago
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
JIMOTHY
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 17/07/2026
meanwhile...
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Meet ‘Jimothy,’ Seattle’s internet-famous raccoon
The tiny beast has been spotted twice in Ballard this summer and appears to be doing well, despite a likely congenital deformity, an animal expert said.
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