Podge @hypotheticalprose.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Something I have believed for a long time. I accept that maybe these folks were already fucked up and that’s how they became super rich, but also it clearly degrades the mind to have that much wealth. 010 0
Reposted by Podgeamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 13/10/2026“oh nooo all my dumbass thoughts” like im never gonna have a dumbass thought again 7124556 0
Reposted by PodgeLand 🔰alue Tax Would Solve This 🌇🏗️ @lvtyimby.bsky.social · 11/10/2026static.klipy.comBig Lebowski BowlingALT: Big Lebowski Bowling 011 0
Podge @hypotheticalprose.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If I had a nickel for every time Harry Potter fanfic warped the internet, I’d have three nickels. 000 0
Podge @hypotheticalprose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Who told Hegseth about the COVID-conscious lesbian bar owner who went to clown college? 000 0
Podge @hypotheticalprose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026DC’s Lanterns is the story of how rural America is a malignant cancer where everything good goes to die. It’s legitimately gothic in tone at times. Great show. 010 0
Podge @hypotheticalprose.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Bluesky is the only place on the internet I know of where people regularly talk about Jack Reacher. Wait, let me check if they talk about it on Tumblr … Bluesky is one of two places on the internet where people regularly talk about Jack Reacher. 020 0
Podge @hypotheticalprose.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I really do t get why everyone is insisting that modern Fetterman is the fault of libs or leftists when it’s obvious that he’s suffered from brain damage and it’s made him worse. How was anyone supposed to predict that? It’s enough for us all to agree that he needs to go. 100 0
Reposted by PodgeJoel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I’m escaping to the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by sin… *heavy breathing, suppressed giggle*… HEAVEN 0245 0
Podge @hypotheticalprose.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tribalism is hard to purge from the human spirit because without a load-bearing amount of prejudice the brutality and pointless waste of history will crush you. And the present? Forget about it. 100 0
Reposted by PodgeOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026if you tell me "A is a bully on social media(/in print, in whatever specific scenario) but very pleasant elsewhere" you are roughly 50x likelier to convince me that they have the additional vice of cowardice than you are to convince me that they have a hidden virtue of kindness 704050810 0
Podge @hypotheticalprose.bsky.social · 14/08/2026It is very funny to me that people are surprised by this. “Why is no one taking risks in The Panopticon?” 030 0
Reposted by Podgedave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect 89160143693 0
Reposted by PodgeSpencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Gambling apps partnering with news organizations are the natural endpoint of horserace journalism. What’s the point of a horserace if you can’t bet on it 314131707 0
Podge @hypotheticalprose.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I wrote a short story once where hell was a Dallas suburb, I think it remains the truest thing I’ve ever written. 000 0
Reposted by PodgeThe woman version of Mr PB but don't write it like that @wh0sthatd0g.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Also I think if you start to impose additional borders people start to realize it's kinda weird? Like if you needed to wait 6 months and pay $500 to get a visa approved to travel from CA to AZ people would recognize that as ridiculous/authoritarianism. 1384 0
Reposted by PodgeEMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I cannot rest from discourse. I will see that film again tomorrow. I will drink life to the lees. Again I will enjoy greatly, will suffer greatly, both with those that love me, and in Pleasantville NY. I am become a meme. Film showing: burnsfilmcenter.org/booking/the-...burnsfilmcenter.orgThe Odyssey : Jacob Burns Film CenterThe Odyssey, Matt Damon, Tom Holland, Christopher Nolan, Zendaya, Robert Pattinson, Odysseus, Greek, Classic, Antiquity 802802296 0
Reposted by PodgeDavid Brady @antiprofessor.bsky.social · 02/08/2026"Stately, plump #MattDamon came from the west, bearing a bowl of well-wrought metaphors, on which #MelonHusk and the Topless Towers of Illium lay crossed." 021 0
Podge @hypotheticalprose.bsky.social · 31/07/2026They are having discourse about bisexual men on TikTok that I can only describe as kafkaesque 000 0
Reposted by PodgeMatt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 30/07/2026I need Christopher Nolan to keep adapting towering works of literature as a sort of Keynesian stimulus for literary culture. 181170159 0
Podge @hypotheticalprose.bsky.social · 27/07/2026A few things Dungeon Crawler Carl says very well: - Question your relationship to consumption and viewership. - The norms that govern us are socially constructed yet treated as immutable and more important than human life - Apathy is violent. 092 0
Reposted by Podgerimidar @rimidar.au · 26/07/2026‘rumored lawyers’ I don’t have anything against the lifestyle but they shouldn’t expose it in public where children could see it 622711 0
Podge @hypotheticalprose.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Guy who only writes whale metaphors trying to describe a country: 000 0
Podge @hypotheticalprose.bsky.social · 15/07/2026On Bluesky, sometimes a post has an audience of just one person. 010 0
Reposted by PodgeMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The worst food poisoning I’ve ever had in my life was from the Golden State Warriors press dining room salad bar, circa 2008. Lettuce tried 2 kill me. 1745757556 0
Reposted by Podgedisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 15/07/2026we freebase bath salts in this web zone 092 0
Reposted by PodgeThe Girl of Lemongrab @mc-hesher.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Worst week for Grahams since the Kendrick beef 06817 0
Podge @hypotheticalprose.bsky.social · 10/07/2026A very spectacular thread. I’m quoting so I can find it again later on a rainy day. 010 0
Podge @hypotheticalprose.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I picked a bad time to start caring about sports 010 0
Podge @hypotheticalprose.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Bewildered by multiple vagueposts on here until I remembered that the only thing I muted on Bluesky is the word “Platner” and most of the posts aren’t vague at all. 000 0
Reposted by Podgegwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 02/07/2026this video from the bbc about texas bbq is frying me 7944501307 0
Reposted by PodgeKimlinh Tran @kimlinhtran.com · 01/07/2026"The terrible person's work was terrible anyways." No. People who are terrible can still make pretty things. That's the problem. People who equate "good things = good people" is the reason why so many are exploited, tricked, fooled, harmed, etc. As if all goodness is perceivable in any industry. 3327971203 0
Podge @hypotheticalprose.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Dear Sun, If you actually do it I will never complain about summer heat ever again even if I live in Texas for the rest of my life. Get his hubristic ass. 000 0
Reposted by Podge🎃Out-of-Network Doctor Benway🎃 @docbenway.bsky.social · 30/06/2026If you describe, accurately and literally, without any exaggeration or commentary, how any part of our immigration system works to the average person, they will think you are lying to them 543981 0
Podge @hypotheticalprose.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I need a burner phone for two factor authentication texts. This shit is getting ridiculous. 000 0
Podge @hypotheticalprose.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I feel bad for larpers and cosplayers who have become affiliated with mediocre, juiceless imitators. From what I understand those hobbies take a lot of effort! 000 0
Podge @hypotheticalprose.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I understand there is some profound difference between the soccer players Messi and Ronaldo that illustrates political/cultural divides but I can’t remember which is supposed to be which. 100 0
Reposted by PodgeNathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I'm not sure anything makes me angrier than the dipshits who spent years bloviating about the Sacred Heritage of the Enlightenment Tradition casually dismissing the lives of millions of people based on some crude utilitarian calculation of state utility. Are human beings sparks of the divine or not? 632939 0
Podge @hypotheticalprose.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I shudder to imagine how my fast causal spending habits would be portrayed if they were public. They’d execute me on the street as a member of the burgeroisie 000 0
Podge @hypotheticalprose.bsky.social · 25/06/2026People who get seethingly mad about guys like Mamdani and Talarico are very confusing to me. They truly seem cut from the same inoffensive cloth to me, almost aspirationally kind. What is there to dislike on a personal level? 000 0
Podge @hypotheticalprose.bsky.social · 23/06/2026God I’m such a weirdo. Why do I feel FOMO about writing for Liberal Currents? I have no qualifications besides a general knowledge of literature, film, journalism, and animation, no postgrad degree, and no clue what I’d even write about, and yet it calls to me. 100 0
Podge @hypotheticalprose.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Imagine someone posting a picture of a peanut butter sandwich. Another person comments under the post criticizing them for how they cut the sandwich. Person one responds: how they cut the sandwich is none of their business. Person two replies by pointing out they posted the sandwich publicly. 100 0
Podge @hypotheticalprose.bsky.social · 18/06/2026The Reconquista and its subsequent purges of Jewish and Muslim Spaniards was one of the most tragic events in human history. The end of the Convivencia was the end of an opportunity for a brighter future. We’ve all suffered as a result. 100 0
Reposted by PodgeAdam Gurri @adamgurri.liberalcurrents.com · 16/06/2026I’ll admit when we started @liberalcurrents.com I did not expect a significant portion of our output to be “everything is gender,” but turns out, everything is gender 191133157 0
Reposted by PodgeFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 14/06/2026The main reason I’ve become such a “air conditioning is an essential life saving technology” advocate is because I was horrified to find out how many people seem to think that letting millions die during heat waves without it is better “for the greater good” of slowing climate change. 923398669 0
Podge @hypotheticalprose.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Yes rural Dems in red states are probably the most shit-on group of people in the country when it comes to politics. However despite words like hick pissing me off I cannot bring myself to actually defend rural America. The whole discourse just makes my head hurt. 010 0
Reposted by PodgeDavid Ryan Miller @davidryanmiller.com · 15/06/2026Journalists have a duty to tell the public that the president and his aides are seriously considering suspending habeas corpus *when it is happening* rather than saving it for a book rollout over a year later 8767941909 0
