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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
as an em dash liker I do really hate the machines for taking that from me
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hypophrygian.bsky.social @hypophrygian.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Returning to Ohio.
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Natalie Dee @nataliedee.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
You can tell Mitch McConnell is dead because he stopped snapping at all the bugs flying around his head.
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👁️saac 👁️o @eyesack.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I feel like a lot of music theory stuff, esp 20th century music theory stuff, is very autistic-coded and neurodivergent hyperfocus really helps you learn that stuff, but I've never known any other way
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hypophrygian.bsky.social @hypophrygian.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Star Trek is my absolute favorite media franchise. I have a 90s-era commbadge literally tattooed on my body. This is dumb and bad. Universes Beyond is dumb and bad and the WoTC marketing execs who keep pushing it should be exiled from polite society.
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hypophrygian.bsky.social @hypophrygian.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I miss this boy.
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way down haleytown @cavecanem.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Pandora was pretty sure the car ride was going to be forever
A sleepy brown pitbull peeks at the camera from the inside of a wire crate while laying on a grey dog bed. Her snoot is pushed up against the bars of the crate and she looks very silly
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hypophrygian.bsky.social @hypophrygian.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
In a similar vein, I do this in my 6-12 extracurriculars. I don’t have kids, but if my parents call during a rehearsal or something I always make a point of answering, checking in quickly and politely, and ending the call with an “I love you.” Modeling communication and relationships is important!
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Denali @denali.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Husband just came in to tell me that since the assassination of Abraham Lincoln every American president has been alive at the same time as Herbert Hoover.
Bill and Ted in the parking lot of the circle K in full Whoa
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
epic handshake meme

david lynch and cardiologist agree that fix your heart or die
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hypophrygian.bsky.social @hypophrygian.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
lol cubbies
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hypophrygian.bsky.social @hypophrygian.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
"I have cryogenically frozen my penis and filed it down to a fleshy icicle to replace any feminine roundness on my body with a masculine point."
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At Long Last, I Have Maxximized My Looks
“At long last, I am a stone-cold seven, the kind of guy who could win a Jacob Elordi lookalike contest in a farm town with a population of 200.”
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/04/2026
rest in piss, bozo
The officer down meme, but it's Orban Down.
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Aasa T 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @rosgakori.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Anyways.
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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TimTam- (Caudle) - Remembering Roo @caudlewag.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOU CAN GET EVERY DISCWORLD TOME ON EBOOK FOR LESS THAN THE COST OF A SUBWAY FOOTLONG COMBO. USUALLY GETTING EVERY SINGLE BOOK LEGALLY IS LIKE 400+ NOT. A. DRILL. www.humblebundle.com/books/terry-...
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 15/02/2026
xtraterrestrials on tumblr: "my personal curse is the knowledge that I function best with rigid structure and strict routine but am almost totally incapable of independently establishing or maintaining that structure and routine" 

curlyfrywho: "Don't forget this special feature: at the same time hating when people tell you what to do"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 08/02/2026
"At its heart, Star Trek is a utopian fantasy about a society so advanced that they are capable of holding productive meetings that last no longer than three minutes" [a TNG meeting as an illustration]
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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Dorothy @catandgirl.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Play humbug games, ...
"To the boss class a diploma IS an education" says Girl, walking down the yellow brick road. "A watch IS a heart - a medal IS courage." "Well" says Cat, whistling. "Money IS worth" says Girl. "We're off to see the Boss Class" sings Cat. "WHY" demands Grrrrl - "They don't understand abstraction" Girl says. "Where does this road even GO?" asks Grrrl. "That these things represent something REAL - something HUMAN - something DEEP - says Girl. The Emerald City lies before her. "If they can buy a medal - what's an earned medal worth?" Asks Grrrl. "- but are not REAL themselves!" Says Girl. "Hollow credentials" says Cat. Girl stops, worrying. "Or maybe WE don't understand", she says. "Bestowed by hollow institutions," says Cat.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I wonder if I’ll ever stop being angry all of the time.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 29/12/2025
Keep it down please (@InternetHippo) on twitter: "They taught AI how to talk like a corporate middle manager and thought this meant the AI was conscious instead of realizing that corporate middle managers aren't"
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america’s local band cheekface @cheekface.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
. @spotify.bsky.social ban AI music
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Cameron McGrath @camgottaplan.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Damn shame they wasted 20 years of Russel Crowe's life not making sequels to Master and Commander.
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
It's me, I'm freaks
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 28/11/2025
Mebs @Ambaaargh on twitter: "Millennial culture is daydreaming how much you'd help your friends if you were ever to get rich."
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hypophrygian.bsky.social @hypophrygian.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Jack White looks like Justin McElroy
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way down haleytown @cavecanem.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Corniposting by request of @kickysam49.com This is Cornelius. He is 11. He has liver cancer and we don’t know how long we have left with him. In the meantime, he remains perfect and happy and 100% in charge of the house. We love him ❤️🐾
Cornelius, a tri-color smallish dog, lounges luxuriously on a gray couch. He gazes at the camera with a “laissez-faire” attitude.Cornelius, a tri-color small/medium dog, looks up at the camera with wide, chocolate brown eyes while standing on a wooden deck. It is likely he is hoping for snackies.Cornelius, a black and tan dog, looks up lovingly at his hoomans as they smile down at him and give him scratchies.
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🦇Harper 🔜 ANE 🦇 @2manystripes.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
NASA posted a photo of Jupiter under ultraviolet light 🏳️‍⚧️
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Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far. So much work remains to be done.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 23/10/2025
i really could give a half of a shit about like the honor of "the american presidency," a world-historical evil, or the white house, which is the castle that the devil lives in. that said the shit where they are just tearing it down is uuhhh semiotically sort of unmooring huh
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👁️saac 👁️o @eyesack.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
joke that both acknowledges and obscures how sad and angry I am about the current state of things
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Nato Green @natogreen.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Any scraps of subversion that squeak through do so only so long as they don't threaten the bottom line. This is why artists need strong unions, and the unions must fight for creative control as much and as often as possible. Disney CEO Bob Iger creates nothing and has no ideas except plunder.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Okay I guess I can see why this new logo is controversial
The Cracker Barrel logo featuring their new slogan “White people are devils created by the great scientist Yakub”
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/11/2024
"I am opposing a social order in which it is possible for one man who does absolutely nothing that is useful to amass a fortune of hundreds of millions of dollars, while millions of men and women who work all the days of their lives secure barely enough for a wretched existence."

A portrait of Eugene V. Debs, American labor and political leader. (5 November 1855 - 20 October 1926)
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
the main qualification i’m looking for in congressional leadership is “hates elected republicans so much you want to send them all to prison but will settle for driving them entirely from power for a generation”
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/07/2025
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fairycosmos
"sudden urge to burst into tears. im not a toddler i just agree with their beliefs"

raevenlywrites
"• World is hard, scary, confusing
• Needs not being met
• Little to no control over my environment
• Overwhelmed and need some release
• Desperately want a nap
Yeah, that checks out"
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
9/11
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 17/06/2025
"Damn... I'm kinda tired of living inside a giant pyramid scheme controlled by criminals who gaslight us into believing they are the good guys." - little boy scratching his head
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hypophrygian.bsky.social @hypophrygian.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Having a jam packed weekend sounds horrendous.
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Grumpy Rootbeer @grumpyrootbeer.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Mecha FDR With Chain Guns for President 2032
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hypophrygian.bsky.social @hypophrygian.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Looking forward to the headlines about “our brave officers valiantly wounded in the line of duty.”
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/06/2025
IG: theikonickay (@theikonickay) on twitter: "I actually don't want to climb any corporate ladders. I don't care about job titles. I don't need accolades. 

I just want to have income to fund my lifestyle, not be depressed, help other people, and be around good humans. Dassit.
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
it is, again, intensely funny that the entire country threw a massive "fuck that guy's birthday party" party in response to trump's birthday party
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