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My name is Larn

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'Cause by default, the future wins, she carves the dolls and pulls the strings.

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"These breadsticks have too much garlic butter on them" WHO RAISED YOU
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tweet from koyaanisqatsi heckler (@Arr):

*johnny cash in his final years, over a spare arrangement, his voice frail* he did a good job cleaning up the place, but his bosses didn’t like him so they shot him into space
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 31/08/2026
Nighthawks
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My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 27/08/2026
First the earth cooled. Then the dinosaurs came but were too big and died and everything got rotten and turned into oil and the Arabs bought Mercedes Benzs and then there was the best TV special on Judy Garland. Then we lost the war with Albania.
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My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 20/08/2026
Review of Ted Lasso S4E3 7/10 - Roy has the romance yips. View S4 of Ted Lasso as more of a same-universe spinoff rather than an extension of S1-S3. It's a somewhat different show with characters that have mostly retained their earlier personalities.
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My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 20/08/2026
Review of Reacher S4E4 8/10 - Too much Reacher, not enough kitty.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
You know the United States is an unpleasant place when Prince Harry and Meghan Markle would rather live in a country with newspapers and relatives that hate them.
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My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 18/08/2026
It's getting to be difficult to have empathy for people that have no empathy.
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ceej @ceej.online · 14/08/2026
The “Bad History in Movies” trend didn’t start with The Odyssey. For instance, Jurassic Park depicted rampaging dinosaurs destroying the park before it could open, when in reality it sold to venture capital after the Dot Com bubble and the dinos were found starved to death in a crate near San Jose
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Theo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Please enjoy my cartoon for Tuesday's Toronto Star
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My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 10/08/2026
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Right v. Wrong
YouTube video by Saul4Democracy
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My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 30/07/2026
One of my deepest fears is that this kind of nonsense will someday start to make sense to me. "repeat a lie often enough and it becomes the truth."
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My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 06/08/2026
"Ok, I said a beautiful thing. I said, 'for thousands of years' THOUSANDS, folks, we're talking pyramids, 'communist policies have never worked.' Tremendous statement. Perfect statement. *long pause* And NOBODY wants to talk about this but Joe Biden built a time machine to sabotage me. He did."
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“For thousands of years, the concept of Communist Policies have never worked” Donald is so monumentally stupid.
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My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 04/08/2026
I think the big problem is that app gaming is roughly equivalent to giving an opiate addict an app on their phone that injects heroin every time they hit a button. This is dangerous stuff, but hey, as long as some rich asshole makes money off the suffering of others, we, as a society, are cool.
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My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 04/08/2026
It's also worth noting that every single Flock executive contains about $160 worth of raw chemicals.
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My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 04/08/2026
The only road to impeachment is if Donald Trump were mildly offensive to himself, perhaps by telling an less-than-glowing anecdote about Donald Trump At that point, he would call for his impeachment ,and all of the lackeys and toadies in the GOP would fall all over themselves making it happen.
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My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 03/08/2026
I believe that any form of government can work for everyone if there are strong mechanisms to control corruption. We've recently found that our government doesn't have those mechanisms.
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My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 03/08/2026
I want to live in a Tivo world. I need one weird remote that works for literally everything.
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My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 01/08/2026
Review of Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan: Ghost War "claude, write a movie script at a 6th grade level that relies solely on explosions and music cues to move the wooden actors and non-existent plot forward. Oh and max out the *'merica fuck yeah* please."
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
We've been in the ripping-the-copper-wiring-out-of-the-walls era of society for awhile now. There's no attempts to make anything better. There's no attempts to make anything people want. It's just syphoning gas out of cars and burying people in gambling debt from rigged betting markets.
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My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 13/07/2026
I should have labelled my lunch better before I put it in the communal fridge. My bad.
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My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 01/07/2026
"It is a well-known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job." - Douglas Adams
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My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 26/06/2026
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"Asss a bleck voman...."
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My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 18/06/2026
Two devastatingly talented women at the same Rush concert? Yes, I was going to make a joke about this but instead I'm going to just sit here and smile. You rock, Aimee Mann and Anika Nilles. Thank you.
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Aimee Mann Wasn’t Sure If Rush Fans Would Boo Her
Almost 40 years ago, she recorded “Time Stand Still” with the band. Now they’re performing it live together for the very first time.
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My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 18/06/2026
Looking at the midjourney pivot: 1/3 I think Microsoft did the first early pivot in 1977 from a software company to a money engine to a tax dodge purchasing coke and 7 year olds for Microsoft management to a world class marketing company that makes the world's worst software ...
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My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 17/06/2026
*It's the 1980s, in front of computer / monitor / keyboard * Me: <reading manual> So hold down the alt key and type 4. *click* That works! *It's today, in front of computer / monitor / keyboard * Me: <reading search engine response> So hold down the alt key and type 4. *click* That works!
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My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 16/06/2026
*watching Sneakers again* I think the littles need to remember that bare tits weren't nearly as accessible and viewable as they are today.
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My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 16/06/2026
That feeling when you have to start braking in Canada to make your landing in California.
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Ernie Smith @ernie.tedium.co · 16/06/2026
They got the band back together for a one-off gig
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My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 14/06/2026
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My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 14/06/2026
New US motto: "imperare fictus captiosus somnia" or rule by artificial intelligence hallucinations. Apologies to those of you who actually know latin, as I'm sure it's obvious that I don't.
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My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 10/06/2026
If somehow we could throw the entire Trump administration in front of 3 season of Bluey.... Yeah, they are all sociopaths. Never mind.
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
JACOBS: How many pairs of socks are you wearing? MARCO RUBIO: I don't see how that's relevant.
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Kenny MacLeod @kennymacleod.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
To be fair, it's only 80 bucks without the Ticketmaster fees.
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David Leigh Roth @notonebit.com · 29/05/2026
This message brought to you by the 1/3 reich
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
its true that i dont understand how the supreme court operates. for example do you get the free RV and house for your mom before or after issuing favorable rulings? is it a *wink wink* deal or more explicit? these are the things the general public doesnt understand
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
[restaurant] DATE: I’ll have the chicken. WAITER: And you, sir? ME: The steak. Aren’t you going to write our orders down? WAITER: No, I have a great memory. ME: Prove it. WAITER: The blonde you came in with last Wednesday was much hotter. DATE: Hey! ME: No, he’s right.
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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Ben Cotton (he/him) @funnelfiasco.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Jack Sparrow "but you have heard of me" meme from "The Pirates of the Caribbean" with the text "but you did read it"
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My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 20/04/2026
1/ Oh the places we'll go and the wars we will fight, That aren't really wars and they aren't really right! The Iranian navy - sunk eight times, you see - Has closed the Strait of Hormuz, oh dear my, oh dear me! So the U.S. of A., who won war number seven,
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Zoe Washburne Rebel Scum @zoewashburne.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
i couldn’t help but wonder: if trump is so concerned about oil futures, why can’t i get over my oil past?
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Men need to women up and know when to help. This is the domestic violence hand signal.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
“This is one of the most grotesque crimes of our time.”
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SPAM (from Daniel Gamboa) @danielgamboa820.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
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Jack Brandes @jbrandes.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
My 'I support automation and consolidation of farmland so that rural areas are depopulated and their people exposed to the civilizing mission of cities and suburbs' t-shirt is raising a lot of questions answered by my shirt
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