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Ben Cotton (he/him)

@funnelfiasco.bsky.social
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Author of "Program Management for Open Source Projects" and all-around opinion haver. "both precise and a little overdesigned" — some bot account funnelfiasco.com duckalignment.academy

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Ben Cotton (he/him) @funnelfiasco.bsky.social · 14h
I just accidentally shattered the coffee pot. Thank you for respecting my family's privacy in this difficult time.
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Matthew Kay @mjskay.com · 30/09/2026
every 17-year-old boy who reads The Fountainhead will follow one of three paths: Eliezer Yudkowsky, Ron Paul, or growing the fuck up
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Ben Cotton (he/him) @funnelfiasco.bsky.social · 18h
Providing project emails Giving project email aliases to contributor is a nice recognition with practical benefits. But the modern email landscape makes it harder.
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Providing project emails
Giving project email aliases to contributor is a nice recognition with practical benefits. But the modern email landscape makes it harder.
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Ben Cotton (he/him) @funnelfiasco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm going to get a visit from the feds because I asked about couch cleaning benefits for federal employees.
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Ben Cotton (he/him) @funnelfiasco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is it the 2001 baseball season because Bonds is on a tear
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Henry David Thorough @sundownactproof.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remember when ESPN was like “yeah let’s put Rush Limbaugh on TV to talk about Black athletes”
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Ben Cotton (he/him) @funnelfiasco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They say we've never beenore divided but the rack rails for my UPS are being delivered by FedEx and I just think that's beautiful.
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Ben Cotton (he/him) @funnelfiasco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Open versus closed in security In a LinkedIn comment on "My thoughts on the current effects of AI on OSS security" from last week, I got a great question. The question came from someone working with a European government that has faced attacks. This has led some, he says, to advocate for closed…
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Open versus closed in security
In a LinkedIn comment on "My thoughts on the current effects of AI on OSS security" from last week, I got a great question. The question came from someone working with a European government that has faced attacks. This has led some, he says, to advocate for closed software instead of open source software. He wanted to know if there is a proven higher risk for open source software.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah, about that steel mill promise…
S5 CHICAGO
DONALD TRUMP
'8th Wonder of the World":
Trump Speaks in Wisconsin at Foxconn Groundbreaking
The FoxConn factory is slated to open in 2020 and is expected to be massive, meant to produce LCD screens for televisions and computers
By Mary Ann Ahern and Sandra Torres • Published June 28, 2018 • Updated on June 28, 2018 at 5:28 pm
f$ 5 CHICAGO
NBC 5 INVESTIGATES
What happened to Foxconn? A look at the $1.2 billion spent and where it all went
It was supposed to be a giant manufacturing plant that would spur the growth of "Wis-con Valley.
Instead, it's a mostly-abandoned stretch of four lane roads and barren fields.
By Bennett Haeberle, Nathan Halder, Rich Moy, and Katy Smyser • Published June 3, 2025 • Updated on
June 5, 2025 at 6:02 pm
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Ben Cotton (he/him) @funnelfiasco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The worst* part about the AI Sex and Doom Cult™ is that now I want to try reading "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality" again to see if it sucks as much as I thought it did the last time I tried reading it.
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Ben Cotton (he/him) @funnelfiasco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just had a great idea for a @waywordradio.org special episode on water and sewage. @neorsd.org is a special guest on "A Way With Turds".
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think everyone arguing that people on this site not knowing "Choosin' Texas" is weird or wrong need to own up to the fact that my dad was my age in 1996 and I guarantee you that he has never once knowingly listened to "One Sweet Day" and couldn't pick it out of lineup if you put a gun to his head.
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Ben Cotton (he/him) @funnelfiasco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you want to feel old, consider that when Madonna kissed Britney and Christina at the VMAs, Sabrina Carpenter was four. Sabrina and Madonna just won a VMA for their collaboration.
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Ben Cotton (he/him) @funnelfiasco.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If I were bad at sex, I would certainly not put that in the New York Times.
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Ben Cotton (he/him) @funnelfiasco.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How I feel about writing
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Lex Roman @lexroman.com · 25/09/2026
Watch what you post because Threads just might pretend you're the guy who masturbated on the plane. What just happened to Peter Shankman is a warning for all of us using Meta products.
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Ben Cotton (he/him) @funnelfiasco.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Football. Werewolf. Palm tree. Palm tree. Palm tree. #JaxDeboo
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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Ben Cotton (he/him) @funnelfiasco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Printers: still the devil's work
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WEATHER IS HAPPENING @weatherishappening.com · 25/09/2026
/ IDK, MASTODON CURIOUS? / EYE HAVE OPENED BACK UP weatherishappening.network/auth/sign_up 4 NEW ACCT SIGN UPS / U WILL HAVE 2 OFFER A REASON OF COURSE B4 EYE WILL LET U / IT BETTER BE GOOD / PERHAPS SAY SUMTHING ABOUT REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS PERHAPS / JOIN THE WEATHERISHAPPENING.NETWORK
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Ben Cotton (he/him) @funnelfiasco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Eagerly awaiting @neorsd.org's thoughts on "Cleveland!"
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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 25/09/2026
when somebody orders a shot of malört
Erica, 40, Republican, Latino, customer service Bad.
Pam, 66, Republican, white, retired Amoral.
Becky, 51, Democrat, white, retail Disgusting.
Robert S., 52, Republican, Latino, human resources Two words: morally corrupt.
Hitesh, 57, Republican, Asian, looking for work Disgusting.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 24/09/2026
Saw a woman on TikTok who said she quit corporate at age 46 to become a beekeeper because “I would literally rather get stung by 10,000 bees than write ‘per my last email’ again” and you know what? I respect that
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Ben Cotton (he/him) @funnelfiasco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not to brag or anything, but I know both my address and my phone number.
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OpenSSF @openssf.org · 23/09/2026
Ready to level up your open source project’s security posture? 🛡️ OpenSSF & CNCF TAG Security launched Security Slam 2026 (Oct 5–Nov 6) for ALL OSS projects! Prepare for the EU CRA, access Slack advisors, and earn badges. Read the blog: openssf.org/blog/2026/09...
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Ben Cotton (he/him) @funnelfiasco.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ThoughtLeader™ Achievement Unlocked: wrote a LinkedIn comment that exceeded the maximum length so now I have to turn it into a blog post.
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Ben Cotton (he/him) @funnelfiasco.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My body is ready to hibernate.
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Ben Cotton (he/him) @funnelfiasco.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I hate that I feel a strange compulsion to watch this. I feel like it says bad things about me.
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Ben Cotton (he/him) @funnelfiasco.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So apparently the distributor for @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social's new book failed to meet their obligation to @bookshop.org so many of us who pre-ordered months ago will not receive our signed copy. John, I can just swing by your place sometime. Let me know when it's convenient.
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Ben Cotton (he/him) @funnelfiasco.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We are not a serious country.
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Ben Cotton (he/him) @funnelfiasco.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Motherfuckers act like they've never seen "Star Trek: The Next Generation" S04E16 ("Galaxy's Child")
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Ben Cotton (he/him) @funnelfiasco.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
RIP Daylight
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Ben Cotton (he/him) @funnelfiasco.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My thoughts on the current effects of AI on OSS security Last week, my sister asked me what I thought the impact of AI would be on the security of open source. (No, really! She did!) I gave her a short non-answer and promised a blog post with longer thoughts. Here it is. Bad news: it's still a…
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My thoughts on the current effects of AI on OSS security
Last week, my sister asked me what I thought the impact of AI would be on the security of open source. (No, really! She did!) I gave her a short non-answer and promised a blog post with longer thoughts. Here it is. Bad news: it's still a non-answer. Or, at least, it's not a conclusive answer. I don't know what the net effect will be.
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Haydon @haydonmp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Really hard not to see Hanania being in the pages of all the legacy media and not come to the conclusion that the ‘elite’ media class in the United States are all degenerates that support sexual abuse, racism and cruelty. Hanania is actively creating the permission structure for Jeff Epstein II.
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Ben Cotton (he/him) @funnelfiasco.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Look, there are a lot of things that suck about being an Orioles fan, but the fact that they're still playing baseball at Oriole Park at Camden Yards and not like... Old Bay Field at Royal Farms Stadium is pretty great.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 21/09/2026
Do you remember?
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Ben Cotton (he/him) @funnelfiasco.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Do this entirely differently." and "I trust your judgement." are mutually-exclusive statements.
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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 20/09/2026
You, a fall person: Ohmygosh I love fall!! Pumpkins! Cozy sweaters! Hot tea and cider! Pumpkins! Pumpkin Spice Lattes! The changing colors of leaves!!!! Me, a spring and summer person: :: pulls hoddie tight over head :: beware: the time of darkness, cold, decay, and death is nigh
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"This election is about the threat of trans kids" is the worst possible messaging for Dems yet so many candidates are leaning into it. No voter will flip R->D over it. Low-info voters read this as "you're focused on bullshit that doesn't affect me" while the base reads this as "you're an asshole."
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Ben Cotton (he/him) @funnelfiasco.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Secretary of Boners Pete Hegseth
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
tilly norwood vs fred flintstone made up: ✅ / ✅ has a job: ❌ / ✅ catchphrase: ❌ / ✅ pet dinosaur: ❌ / ✅ is a virgin: ✅ / ❌
Tilly Norwood, an inhuman gollum shaped like a perky brunette Fred Flintstone
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Keith Kurson @keithlaugh.love · 18/09/2026
keith.is/post/digital... I have fully canceled my D/O account 😡
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DigitalOcean has $3 million for DHH and nothing for CSS-Tricks
A week and a bit on UpCloud, deleting my DigitalOcean account after more than 10 years, and what DigitalOcean is doing to CSS-Tricks, one of the best places on the whole internet.
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Ben Cotton (he/him) @funnelfiasco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm not sure what the algorithm is on, but I want some. My "Daily Mix 3" playlist on Spotify is going straight from Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend" to "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" by The Band. I'm not mad, but I am a little perplexed.
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Ben Cotton (he/him) @funnelfiasco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every person in this photo should never be able to step outside their door without being mercilessly laughed at for the rest of their natural lives.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Cloud Native Computing Foundation (CNCF) @cncf.io · 18/09/2026
Help guide cloud native open source priorities. Take 5 minutes to complete a 12-question survey from LF Research, Broadcom, and CNCF on how your team runs production compute across containers, VMs, bare metal, and serverless. www.research.net/r/6GM3SRD
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2026 Cloud Native Workloads Survey
Welcome to the 2026 Cloud Native Workloads Survey!
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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Rust Language @rust-lang.org · 17/09/2026
⚠️ We believe that there is an ongoing campaign targeting owners of popular crates and rust-lang team members that is attempting to compromise devices and accounts in order to use them to publish malware. See our blog post for details: blog.rust-lang.org/2026/09/17/t...
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Be alert: targeted attacks on prominent Rustaceans | Rust Blog
Empowering everyone to build reliable and efficient software.
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Ben Cotton (he/him) @funnelfiasco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Being confidently wrong is my thing and I resent the math machines trying to take that from me.
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Elizabeth Zelle @kohizeri.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"the assessment did not consider the crocodiles" is my new metaphor for people choosing to just ignore the data point that doesn't agree with them
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