My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 29/09/2026Those used to be called Fuckit Buckets. Even better, I believe KFC had a tie in with the Battlestar Galactica reboot that was called a Frack Pack. 000
My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 28/09/2026The new LED powered Easy Bakes are rated in DpC or decades per cake. 000
My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 27/09/2026I’ll just pop open the ice cream I’ve been saving since 1974 because it’s OH MY GOD IT’S ALIVE! 050
My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 27/09/2026♫ ♬ I'd like to teach the world to smoke A perfect smelly bud I'd like to share it with my friends And smother them with love ♫ ♬ 051
My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 24/09/2026Don't forget "condemns pedophilia but elects pedophiles". 052
My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 23/09/2026youtube.com"Weird Al" Yankovic - Tacky (Official 4K Video)YouTube video by alyankovicVEVO 010
My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 22/09/2026The entire extended Trump / Kushner / Knavs family should be forced to live in a single room Kushner slum unit. They need to be able to see their empires nationalized, statues and monuments in their name obliterated, and any trace of their existance wiped from the earth. 010
My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 22/09/2026Feels like Yackity Sax would be the appropriate audio here. 000
My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 21/09/2026There have been some public crackups that became pretty obvious before the final break. The problem is that rarely is "turn off your phone and go someplace remote for a couple of days" followed by someone on the edge. I fear we're going to see a lot more crackups over the next few months. 000
My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 20/09/2026"Audible squish" is the right level of garlic butter. More than that and then they're just dumplings in garlic butter soup. 010
My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 20/09/2026Fair. People need to understand that a) people get used to flavors so they need more of <ingredient> to taste it anymore, rinse/repeat and b) some people just experience taste (and smell) more than others. 010
Reposted by My name is Larnamberkitty 🐈⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"These breadsticks have too much garlic butter on them" WHO RAISED YOU 6392376
My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 20/09/2026To add to the story: I mentioned to her many times that I loved her vegetarian recipes just as much. She insisted because I had raved about her chili chicken before I knew the family was vegetarian. 000
My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 20/09/2026I know someone who named their starter Clint Yeastwood. I suggested they bake some Million Dollar Babka. 010
My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 20/09/2026That's the only card the GOP has. "Vote for us so you can continue blame others for your complete failure as a human being, which you secretly know is 100% your fault." 000
My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 20/09/2026I had a neighbor that made me chili chicken every so often. I always felt bad because the family was vegetarian but she LOVED sharing her food and cooking skills with us. Alas, they moved. Happily I have a new neighbor that makes us papusas with homemade salsa! Mmmm. 121
My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 20/09/2026If your only friends are parasites and war criminals, it might be time to evaluate your life. 000
My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 20/09/2026Gravy is a precious resource that should never be wasted. You chose wisely. 020
My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 20/09/2026One of my halfwit former male friends claims that we need to do something about sharia law because it's been apparently implemented in small towns all over the US. I wanted to scream "EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THAT WOULD EVEN WORK!?". Instead I blocked him and hope to never talk to him again. 030
My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 17/09/2026Since both brands hit the final stages of enshitification with their rapid progression from vague competence to malicious incompetence, they'd be better off finding a new brand that might sucker their former customers into giving the new brand another try. Three card monte of enshitification. 010
My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 17/09/2026When the wanted posters go up for Trump and his merry band of angry toddlers, we will finally be at the proper level of recognizing what he has done. 010
My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 16/09/2026Considering how many colleges are cashing in on the "executive PhD" bandwagon and how many dissertations and scholarly papers appear to be AI delusions, I'm not sure that a doctorate really means anything anymore. 030
My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 16/09/2026Well, many adult men have legs but choose to block lanes of traffic while spending 17 minutes backing into parking spots in their ridiculously adorned brodozers instead. Maybe both groups are just asshats. 000
My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 16/09/2026The entire Trump administration seems to think that they are beyond propaganda and that lying about something physically changes the world and makes the lie true. The angry toddler president has an angry toddler view of the world. “I will get my way if only I pout enough.” 000
My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 16/09/2026It would be interesting to know how many of these "people" are either bots or paid influencers. 000
My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 16/09/2026Waiting for the meat equivalent of Trump's $3.47/gal stolen gas stations. 130
My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 16/09/2026Consider that he's stealing approximately that amount every hour that he's vaguely conscious. 020
My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 16/09/2026You have to measure in metric dollars. So double the price and add 30 for metric bucks. 030
My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 16/09/2026Enjoy it while you can. Soon you’ll be paying $7 for a single chip in a tiny bag. 000
My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 14/09/2026Paraphrasing Otto from a fish called Wanda: Shut up. We didn't lose Vietnam or Afghanistan. They were ties! 030
My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 14/09/2026Why risk any browning at all when you can just boil the stuff for a few hours until it turns into a mealy gray mush that smells like wet cow and tastes like sadness? 030
My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 13/09/2026Preferably with a old weathered wooden telephone pole. Sideways. 000
My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 10/09/2026And there would be a chance to flag (frag?) the obvious sociopaths before they're released to the world. Round them up, shoot them into space and encourage them to breed, colonize and create newer and better MLMs somewhere else. 000
My name is Larn @hypnobun.com · 10/09/2026I like it. But do the balloons bother anyone else? I mean at that speed, all of them would be pinned to the roof of the car. 010
