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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Wandering knight having an existential crisis because their suit of shining armour represents a technology that was developed centuries after knights had evolved into a landed gentry class and they can't situate themselves in a historical context.
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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hyperewok1 @hyperewok1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
if we don't keep feeding the soul threshing machine, the Tau will beat us in the soul threshing machine race
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
(The math says we should be able to leave out the pig and just do thirteen chickens, but chickens don't have the same perspective on suffering that humans do, and the harmonics go out of whack if the sacrifice doesn't fully comprehend the horror. Gotta have the pig.)
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah, we used to think the Undying God-Emperor's soul was so much greater than a normal man's that it required 1000 human sacrifices a day to sustain its flame, but it turns out the soul-threshing machine was just REALLY inefficient. These days we've got the quota down to twelve chickens and a pig.
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hyperewok1 @hyperewok1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
booting up Netflix and all three ads in a row are for online gambling surely nothing bad can happen from this targeted advertisment to the 18-49 male demographic
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Having an AI agent take my mindfulness & meditation class for me.
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hyperewok1 @hyperewok1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Star Wars fans don't know how good they have it
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hyperewok1 @hyperewok1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It has been quite funny watching Games Workshop continually gush over the Horus Heresy series when only a fraction of the (admittedly absurdly impressive 50+ book) series is still in print, and the rest is in the hands of scalpers
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hyperewok1 @hyperewok1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my Jedi OC looking at every punk padawan thinking they can reinvent the Jedi Code
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David @crookedknight.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think this one is my favorite I haven't already seen here
Original post: "happy earth day! fuck off mars, you piece of shit!!!"

An attached screenshot has Chrisjen Avasarala from The Expanse (played by the inimitable Shohreh Aghdashloo) saying this
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hyperewok1 @hyperewok1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
gonna be a struggle to figure out how to blame Hillary and the Democrats for this one but I'm confident we can still come together for it
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hyperewok1 @hyperewok1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"robot is technically enslaved by man and can be shut off at whim but in general is more ofthen just tolerated with the same resigned acceptance as your grandpa"
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
While some purists restrict the "OSR" label to games emulating OD&D and/or Mentzer Basic, others consider anything from the hobby's first decade fair game; thus, having first been published only six years after OD&D, under the broader definition you could technically write an OSR game based on this:
The cover of "Dallas: The Television Roleplaying Game", a licensed RPG based on the 1978 American prime time soap opera of the same name. The cover depicts Larry Hagman in the role of J R Ewing, dressed in a business suit and a large cowboy hat, surrounded by inset photos of the remainder of the show's principal cast. The cover's promotional blurb reads "All the drama and power, the wheeling and dealing, the loves and lives of TV's greatest family are yours to enact in this fun-filled, fast-playing game."
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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Terry Pratchett (Right)
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hyperewok1 @hyperewok1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Obviously!
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jere🎃my @jere7my.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You can have happily ever after or you can have more stories, not both.
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hyperewok1 @hyperewok1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*looks outside the window*
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 06/06/2026
And a fun profile pic
Cartoon of Max Rebo dressed as Woody Guthrie, playing his organ instrument with the words “This Machine Kills Stormtroopers” written on it.
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 04/09/2026
New commandment
Medieval rendition of the “You are not immune to propaganda” Garfield meme. Garfield is drawn in a lithograph style on a blue background, and the text says “Thou are not immune to propaganda.”
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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hyperewok1 @hyperewok1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes, having assistants is part of having a job that is very complicated (and it's hard to email you if you're filming in a cave on an island in the middle of the Aegean Sea), the absurdity is the implied humble bragging of not being beholden to the evil smartphone, unlike all you sheeple
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hyperewok1 @hyperewok1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
you think it's bad enough how Congress members don't understand the topics they legislate over but imagine the debates every time the Senate has to renew the Jedi's funding and Yoda has to explain the incredibly abstract concept of the will of the Force
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Matt Ford @mford.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Unlimited Power: Jedi Independence Versus the Unitary Executive in the Old Republic
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hyperewok1 @hyperewok1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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hyperewok1 @hyperewok1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
was quite funny when those articles were floating around about Christopher Nolan not using phone or email as if he was Living Unplugged (TM) and not, you know, a rich A list director who can afford as many assistants as he needs
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Micah @rincewind.run · 22/09/2026
"emma frost thinks miss piggy is the most magnificent creature alive" completely tracks actually, this is perfect
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026
no, it is the other way around. if you are looking at D+14 (or D+12 or +10 or even +8) generic ballot then there is basically no point in trying to tamper with anything. you are going to lose, the only ? is how bad it is going to be. it's when the election is *tight* that tampering makes sense.
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DOOP High Command @doopcommander.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Toyota War Theory
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stainee.bsky.social @stainee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ford F150: “We’re BuiltTough” ‘95 Toyota Hilux: “Hold my rocket launcher”
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RossyDoesDrawings (commissions open) @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I drew a comic strip.
a comic strip. The first panel shows a goblin in a long coat approaching a guard. The second panel has the goblin saying "we're just normal men!". The third panel has the guard replying "what do you mean normal men?". The fourth panel shows both the goblin in the coat and the guard. The coat is beginning to open to show many goblins within. The guard looks suspicious and a goblin emerging from the coat is saying "We're just innocent men!"
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Portergauge 🏳️‍🌈 @portergauge.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
HOLLYYYYYY NEVER STOP SERVING
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Christo Silvia @christosilvia.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Writing on the side of the rocket like it's WW2 "certified AI free"
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hyperewok1 @hyperewok1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
babe wake up they made Optimus Prime woke
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Armed Snail @pourdecision.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is why the Cardinals elected a White Sox fan.
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hyperewok1 @hyperewok1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
very annoying that the conservative ghost who was previously possessing Manchin promptly swapped over to a new host
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'd rather be cool and wrong than cringe and right.
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Clayton Sandell @claytonsandell.com · 02/09/2026
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hyperewok1 @hyperewok1.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
they really though infinite slop was the secret sauce as if the internet didn't already have an infinite amount of human made slop the kindle store has countless actual humans who were writing 10 monster fucker novellas a year long before AI, and compounding infinite slop just buries it all deeper
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This museum is incredible. Can post about it in a few days. So happy for George for finally getting this done.
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20xdee6.bsky.social @20xdee6.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
emr_carmaniac asks, "Are you having a crush to road runner". Wile E. Coyote answers on a held sign, "I'm usually the one getting crushed"
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(Un)Dead Carl 🎃 @deadcarl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
idk guys i think this might be the round of decisive strikes that decisively decides things
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hyperewok1 @hyperewok1.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
nothing gives me confidence in the economy, regardless of my comfortable paycheck in the present moment, like a bunch of AI CEOs crowing about the end of white collar jobs coming any day now
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hyperewok1 @hyperewok1.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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hyperewok1 @hyperewok1.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
the most mighty of reddit badges
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hyperewok1 @hyperewok1.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
But how else can I relitigate a decade old primary in which my favorite special boy failed to convince enough voters to support him?
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hyperewok1 @hyperewok1.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
magneto getting in the chat to tell you that there is indeed no -human- development on Krakoa
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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
what I look for in a partner: * beautiful and terrible as the dawn * tempestuous as the sea * stronger than the formations of the earth * all love her and despair
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sometimes this is what self-actualisation looks like.
A screenshot from the 1974 Sean Connery film "Zardoz". A man astride a horse looks up at the sky, where a giant, scowling stone head hovers, glaring back down at the man.
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