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M. Dean Cooper

@fractalchurn.bsky.social
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Writer, videographer, cat person. Sad little king of a sad little hill. He/him. Words: notepadexe.medium.com Video: newnorml.tumblr.com

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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 18h
finally getting to check out the new Pittsburgh airport terminal
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Futurama: Welcome To The World Of Tomorrow
ALT: Futurama: Welcome To The World Of Tomorrow
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
have seen Reylo: The Movie, ama
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Tim 🎃wens @attimowens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Never getting over how good these blade-splashing VFX are. Never getting over the imagination behind "Night"'s daring storytelling, and the creative freedom that encouraged it.
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
when mfs confuse you with a Chiss
one of the cantina Duros, sitting at a booth and looking askance at the camera
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
September 30th vs. October 1st
Hank Venture from the television show The Venture BrosHank again but this time in his batman "the bat" costume
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
a lot of women on Hinge say they value consistency which is great because I'm definitely consistently *something*
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this thing changed my life
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
go figure
the new America.gov chatbot responding "Chat is unavailable right now" to the question "Who won the 2020 presidential election"
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
as much as I hate working downtown it is fun to see my office building pop up in things like this every so often
downtown Pittsburgh almost getting nuked in Avengers: Armageddon, I work in one of the buildings pictured
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Kelly Knox @kelly-knox.com · 28/09/2026
these and many more truly terrible Star Wars jokes can be yours in ebook format for just $1.99! bookshop.org/p/books/star...
What do midi-chlorians post on the HoloNet?
Cell-fies.

What do you call General Grievous when he's feeling glum?
A sigh-borg.
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
fuck, was that an option this whole time
Headline: Why you might consider a midlife sabbatical and 5 questions to answer before you do

Your late 30s or 40s may be an optimal time to take an extended break and recharge or pursue a passion project.
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just sayin’
the announced directors of three new Star Wars movies, eleven billion years ago
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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She Hulk Madisynn
ALT: She Hulk Madisynn
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
what am I doing with my life
the list marked with the shows I've watched (a surprising amount of them), watched parts of, or intend to watch
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
a good example of saturation advertising not really working is the fact that I didn't understand what "limu" was until like two months ago
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
one word: plastics
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Celeste Headlee @celesteheadlee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So, Banksy bought a used yacht, repaired it and retrofitted it to serve as a rescue boat to save migrants in the central Mediterranean. The whole project cost the artist $860,000. Since 2020, the boat has saved more than 3,800 people. londondaily.com/banksy-funds...
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Banksy funds refugee rescue boat operating in Mediterranean - London Daily
Exclusive: UK artist finances bright pink motor yacht that set sail in secrecy to avoid being intercepted by authorities
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
what is a same sex bathroom dawg
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
was the title unclear
tweet from @ComplexPop: Nathan Fielder’s upcoming Elizabeth Holmes documentary ‘YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING’ has officially been rated R.

For “language and some graphic nudity.”
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
congrats to Del Rey for finally breaking the seal #Legacy
a short quote from Legacy that I'm not going to transcribe because the point is just that it uses the word "shit"
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sleemo @sleemo.com · 23/09/2026
Daisy Ridley’s advice to Tom about navigating a large fandom: “Keep your own heart safe, but they're waiting for you with love and joy.” www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainmen... #TheLoveHypothesis
Did your wife offer any advice?

I've watched Daisy from when we first met and got together. I had a front-row seat to that crazy storm that she stood in the center of, and she did it with such grace and open-hearted honesty, which is so hard. It made me respect her even more.

She did say to me, "Look, just try. It's really hard, but be yourself." I shy away from it in many ways.
I don't like social media. It scares me. But she's like, "Keep your own heart safe, but they're waiting for you with love and joy."

It's a lot of strangers looking to you for something. But I try to look at it more that they're so excited by this project and to meet you, and it really is a privilege. Like, look out the window. These people have been queuing up for hours just to touch this thing that they love. It's a great privilege to be in.
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tom Haverford "I've looked at this for five hours now" meme
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🚨full trailer for Nathan Fielder/Elizabeth Holmes documentary🚨 www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvW_...
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have a real one tho
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Let Every Village Send a Warrior – The Case Against a Galactic Republic
My memory doesn’t work like most people’s. I’m bad with hard details—from minor trivia-question stuff like what year the TIE interceptor debuted in-universe all the way to t…
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
let's just say it involves this thing
the Falcon's gun port targeting screen
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
not now, human brain
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transylvan(ian) 🧛🏼 @illpod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
imagine being 40 points underwater on "people wanting you to stay alive"
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm not wild about Meepka #Legacy
Oscar Isaac's face when he says "kill it!" re: Baby Yoda
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Christ, these people are monsters. Just monsters. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
By the time this merger ruins HBO, destroys WB, gets 5,000 people fired, moves production overseas, and guts the quality of the movies the new studio makes, most people will have forgotten how fast the AGs caved and how little they got in this deal. Writers will not.
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James Coruscanti Diner III @adillondev.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you've been starving for a complicated, absolute mess of an #aromantic protagonist, I need you to read Bitter Fruit. I wish this book was released in physical format so that I could bite it.
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
my chosen afterlife would involve stats like the end of a video game so I could see exactly how much time I spent dicing onions
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Jelani Harris @jelaniharris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And we've finally made full circle. Where streaming is no better than cable tv of the past. Your premium money subscription means nothing. This was the goal the whole time was to find a way to get top tier payers to see an ad. An eyeball on an ad is worth more than your $20-30
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
went to the Allegheny Observatory’s open house last night and we got to move the dome thingy, very cool
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Ryan Vance @ryanvance.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don’t think I’m hearing this in my head the way they expected me to.
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
for what now #Legacy
…to wipe under her visor. "We had a small herd and some pitchforks; Ked next door maybe had a blaster for coop varmints.
All that against Star Destroyers. Through…
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
should be getting that "who is Macklemore?" text from my mother any minute now
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 17/09/2026
I closed my trade imbalance with the grocery store, now I just eat the money I would have spent there.
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
hardcore Game of Thrones fan who finally left the franchise over Ed Sheeran
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alexis nedd @alexisthenedd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
congrats to ed sheeran on his achievement
screenshot of an achievement from the game Disco Elysium. The achievement is titled "the world's most laughable centrist" for defending the political centre 7 times. 23.6% of players achieved this.
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
excited for Ed Sheeran's new opening acts
the performers originally announced for Trump's stupid Fourth of July concert
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 14/09/2026
this is gpt6 astra btw
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
wow. with this announcement, all of ed sheeran's openers for this tour have pulled out:
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M. Dean Cooper @fractalchurn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
excited for Ed Sheeran's new opening acts
the performers originally announced for Trump's stupid Fourth of July concert
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