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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Need Serena's thoughts here

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cognitive dissonance is a helluva drug @hnysuklchocolat.blacksky.app · 08/09/2026

this is wild! so, so many issues in these two screenshots alone

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Joslin is home to just 56 residents. But 2,500 workers from Africa, Latin America, and Burma toiled at the meatpacking plant there, butchering cattle for Tyson, one of the world’s largest meatpacking companies. The workers were represented by United Food and Commercial Workers (UFCW) Local 1546.
Most of the workers live in the Quad Cities, clustered around the Illinois-Iowa border 160 miles west of Chicago. Everyone there knows someone who works at Tyson, the area’s ninth-largest employer. The closure announcement sent the community into a tailspin.

Tante, originally from Togo, had the job of determining the age of cattle by checking the size of their teeth. An overhead conveyor would move carcasses, suspended by their ankles, along the chain. Tante checked the teeth, sprinted up a set of stairs to mark the cattle’s ankles with ink, then sprinted back down to catch the next carcass.
Simultaneously, other workers drained blood from the animal by slicing the neck with knives. If Tante didn’t work fast enough or was off-pace with the other workers, she said, she could get cut by their knives.

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The laid-off workers will be paid for 36 hours a week until October, but that’s far less than they had been making with overtime.
“I got $500 this week,” said Asselissime. “My rent is $925. I have to put gas in my car, buy food for my kids. Everything is so expensive now.” Prior to the closure, Asselissime could expect around $900 a week.

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KeithSmithNBA @keithsmithnba.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Even though LeBron James is signing with the 76ers for the minimum, he'll hit the cap/tax/apron at his actual minimum salary, vs the two-year vet minimum amount. 26-27: $3.9M 27-28: $4.1M Philly is only $3.4M under their first-apron hard cap That means another move is coming.

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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Worth pointing out that in 1956, a children's book adaptation of Homer was doing "woke" casting.

Figures from the Provensen's Homer, a group of figures with skin tones ranging from Black to olive.

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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Meet Vader: he's completely unbothered and living his best hammock life. [📹 7dogsone4runner] Original post

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Danielle Kurtzleben @titonka.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I’m going to become the joker.

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Danielle Kurtzleben @titonka.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I'm not on testosterone but I did recently buy men's multivitamins and like suddenly I'm better at math and directions and fixing carburetors and knowing when you need to just calm down you're being crazy and being convinced I got a job on the merits only and NOTHING ELSE.

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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

The guy burning his hand on the barrel is a fun grace note.

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory

TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU-
BUY NOW! HUMMUS AND A
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EXTRA LARGE FALAFEL MEAL FOR 2!!!

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Steve Schmidt @thewarningses.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Lindsey Graham was a simple, tragic man to understand. He lacked a moral core. The great empty spaces of his life were filled with an insatiable need for “relevance.” He found it as a cast member in the most malignant reality show ever made. steveschmidt.substack.com/p/lindsey-kn...

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Lindsey knew better. He chose worse.

Lindsey Graham was a lonely and unprincipled man who betrayed his country for power and his decency for attention.

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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

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Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:

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🔻MisterDwerkSumn / Andre Skeet Thousand 🤘🏽💕💀🎭 @reggieisdead.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Outliving my oppressors makes my heart grow stronger each time one drops dead

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PUNKROCKDETH @punkrockbeth.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

While I was asleep, Lindsey Graham died and Conor McGregor was injured and defeated. I am buying a lotto ticket today.

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

RIP Lindsey Graham. You taught me it was okay to be a coward whose only skill is debasing myself until death for a tiny, ultimately illusionary crumb of power.

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

www.nytimes.com/2026/07/12/u...

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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Lindsey Graham spent the last decade of his life in public service as a US Senator, trying hard to be remembered as an enemy of the Constitution who worked to destroy American democracy and exhibited occasional signs that he knew why that was bad but kept doing it anyway. I will honor his choice.

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Fent Senzu Jelly Beans @gr8tvaluebiggie.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

You never want to live a life where when you pass people say "too late, I wish he died sooner."

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Adrian C. Jackson @adriancjax.blacksky.app · 12/07/2026

They come in 3’s. One down.

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⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️🎮 @purestinnosense.blacksky.app · 12/07/2026

I just know that 🍊🍕💩 is seein death out of the corner of his eye, running from it like the the law. Nursing home cat been sitting in his bed for days

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Improvised Lasagna @huricanne88.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

If you're watching the Mavs summer league, this will be helpful: www.nba.com/mavs/news/ma...

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Mavericks Announce 2026 Summer League Roster and Schedule | Dallas Mavericks

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Improvised Lasagna @huricanne88.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

The US may win tonight, but they have zero chance of beating Spain. They don't play defense and Spain plays amazing team defense

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Improvised Lasagna @huricanne88.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I've never heard the phrase "consensually careless". Sounds more like "serial rapist"

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I’m just a woman, staring inside my fridge, begging the random ingredients to get together and make something edible.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Mikel Merino gives Spain a lead in stoppage time

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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I have special disdain for the anti inmigrant immigrants.

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Snow Burrow @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

The fact that it's ENTIRELY plausible they're keeping any details about McConnell's condition completely secret for political gain, with no concern that some enterprising media outlet will find/report the truth, really tells you how badly our information systems have been compromised by wealth/power

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Apparently they told him to turn around and wave to the camera too

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Jason Rabinowitz @airlineflyer.net · 05/07/2026

A $3 @mta.info subway fare and some good Q train timing can buy you one hell of a view of the July 4th fireworks and the Brooklyn Bridge light show! Huge shoutout to the train operator for slow rolling over the Manhattan Bridge and the conductor for announcing it.

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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

From TMZ DC News: After law enforcement and National Guard closed the gate earlier to the National Mall, an attendee badgered an officer on his constitutional rights being violated by the closure. Listen to this fun exchange. (video credit: TMZ DC News)

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Some videos speak for themselves

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Empire collapse under the weight of metaphors.

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MaryEllen Anderson @mewander.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Red rock sandstone cliffs along the Zion-Mount Carmel highway. #BlueskyArtShow #Wide #Landscape #Nature #NationalParks #Utah

A wide formation of towering sandstone cliffs with colorful layers of red, orange, and tan seen from one of the switchbacks along the Zion-Mount Carmel highway in Zion National Park, Utah.

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Debra @kalaka58.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Time to buy extra pickles. (I just discovered fried pickles). Mt. Olive Pickle Co. exits Great American State Fair over Confederate flag share.google/E7NeyRx27r7e...

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Mt. Olive Pickle Co. exits Great American State Fair over Confederate flag

“Our company stands on values of human dignity, opportunity, and freedom.”

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Improvised Lasagna @huricanne88.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

They're very fortunate to live in a country where the citizens allow them to do this and live.

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ID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

We are getting numerous reports across North America of a massive meteor shower all over the sky. The mothership in orbit was obliterated and these are the pieces of the ship colorfully burning up in the Earth's atmosphere. Talk about #IndependenceDay fireworks!

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ID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

AN AMERICAN PILOT HAS FLOWN HIS PLANE INTO THE MOUTH OF THE ALIEN SHIP WITH A LIVE MISSILE AND TRIGGERED A MASSIVE EXPLOSION!!

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PT Klein @ptklein.com · 04/07/2026

good morning

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Improvised Lasagna @huricanne88.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

My first all-inclusive resort trip @ Hyatt Zilara in Cap Cana, Dominican Republic

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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026

new metaphor just dropped

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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/07/2026

‘Babe, You Shrunk!’ Says Panicked Travis Kelce To Mini Bride On Wedding Cake theonion.com/babe-you-shrunk-says-p…

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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/07/2026

Andy Reid Approaches Floor For Traditional Coach-Tight End Wedding Dance theonion.com/andy-reid-approaches-f…

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Christian Christensen @chrchristensen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Absolutely insane that Cape Verde — a country of 500,000 — played Spain, Uruguay and Argentina…and lost to none of them in regulation. Easily one of the greatest performances in World Cup history.

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Improvised Lasagna @huricanne88.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Does he also dance to YMCA while doing the double jerk off?

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Eddie Burfi @eddieburfi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

The greatest Mexico v England tweets you will ever read. 😂 As you were.

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Why don't our schools get the funding they need? Because there's not a lobby for public schools. Kids don't have a corporate PAC. We must be willing to take on the political system that always puts corporations over people.

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