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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on corduroys.

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Everyone's family is different. Sometimes a family is a mom and a dad with some kids. Sometimes a family can be four teenagers; a dog; a smaller, shittier dog; and occasionally the Harlem Globetrotters.

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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It's perfectly understandable to be anti-AI. My problem with the term "AI slop" is that it's going to be weaponized against genuine things in about 5 seconds. In the near future it will be like "fake news". Shorthand for This Subject Requires No Thoughtfulness.

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Milk chocolate is more chocolate than milk, but chocolate milk is more milk than chocolate. Really makes you think

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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Share one of the most obscure TV shows you can think of. The non-Jason Bateman looking kid in the middle is Jason Bateman. I'm 99.99% certain this is not an official DVD release.

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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Make a band edible Food Fighters Fleetwood Mac N Cheese Prince Spaghetti Weez-Its Death Cob For Cutie Chewy Lewis Poisson Slim Jim Morrison Hall & Quaker Oats Saturated Fats Domino The Nacho Supremes Simon And Garlic The Dave Clark Bar Katy Peri-Peri M&M The Veggie Platters The Scone Roses

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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

You can vote for a plundering rapist Or you can feel solemn about being attacked from without But you can't do both

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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This was posted in response to the fact that Disney execs can't agree on how to reboot The Muppet Show, but it also may just have inadvertently solved all my problems

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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

This is the most accurate, hilarious, depressing thing I've read today.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Right-size Scotus and declare their rulings void. Enforce the constitutional edict against insurrectionists holding office. Overturn all their work. Demolish their buildings. Money out of politics. Nazis out of government. Cancel all Musk contracts; seize his property for a global restitution fund.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

My man looks like a maitre'd who deeply doubts you have a reservation

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I will be deadnaming the lake

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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

"Greatest Hits" is funny. It implies the existence of lesser hits that, while great, simply could not be included on this CD

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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The 80s had all the best songs about losin' control.

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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.

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Pete Dominick @petedominick.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

When Joe Biden was elected we cheered in the streets. We thought it was over. Not a day goes by that I don’t think that this is somehow a nightmare. To think that he was re elected after all that he did is still a very hard thing to accept. You’re not alone

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Fortuna Horribilis @nerienis.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

stupid accusative goddamn ablative bullshit vocative asshole genitive

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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

A childhood friend thought the opening line of Oh Sherrie by Steve Perry was not YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN GONE but rather CINNAMON GUM

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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Downplay a book or movie: On Her Majesty's Secret Santa

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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Arrest this genie all you want there's no lamp that can hold him

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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Ruin a book by adding a word: Whatcha Dune Santana Karenina The Catcher Pooped In The Rye Cujo, Esquire The Virgin Mobile Suicides Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Thatcher The 5 Habits Of Highly Effective Village People Hawaiian Dracula

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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Taylor Swiftest Wham! Bam! Thank you, Ma'am! Duran² Pearl Jam and Terry Lewis Ten Maniacs Fishbtwo Simon and Garfunkel AND Hall but not Oates but with John Williams and the Boston Pops

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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

The Maltese Falcon And The Winter Soldier

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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Imagine if *your* death was an amuse-bouche

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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Paggalici: Doctor, I’m in such despair. Is there anything you can do to help me? Doctor: Well whatever you do, don’t go to the circus. That Paggalici guy sucks. Total dogshit clown. Paggalici: You mother fucker.

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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Star Trek Villains - wrong answers only. (This is electronic musician Airwave)

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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

If it happened this July 4th, I would accept that as proof there is a god.

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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

This is J'accuse to say You have beaten the Plum in the study with the candlestick

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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

This is just to say I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and icebox equals icebox and plums equals Thin Mints

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

🎶 Chef Boyardee / why don't you come to your senses 🎶

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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Everybody was kung fu fighting? Even Ghandi? Even Henry David Thoreau? Yes and yes. They fought each other, using kung fu to resolve their long-standing feud over who was a bigger pacifist. (There were no winners.)

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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

imagine being a trillionaire and still being only a hard 3.

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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Nice thing to see on my way home.

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Yael @elle91.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Nobody told me that as soon as I had enough money to actually do things I wanted to do, I wouldn't have time. Haha just kidding, I still can't afford them but it's ok, I don't want to do them anymore because I'm also depressed

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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

white house: trump has a perfect bill of health! trump:

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me And When I Woke Up My Pillow Was Gone

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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

The Flaming Lips were wholly unenjoyable. The Who had terrible material. Gnarls Barkley was all punchline and no set up. This was all on the same day.

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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

You can't out-woke me, I'm friends with a lesbian kickball team

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