Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026One of the greatest nights of my life was meeting all 5 of them after a show in 1994. 030
Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Chemo sucks! Things I was given that I enjoyed were Kindle books, puzzle books (I like Sudoku), and a faux-wooly pillowcase. If she doesn't have Disney Plus, that could be a fun gift for the next few months.A blanky, a comfy hoodie, or a stuffed animal are comforting. 040
Reposted by Hewitt Huntworkkim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on corduroys. 27315
Reposted by Hewitt HuntworkArgon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Everyone's family is different. Sometimes a family is a mom and a dad with some kids. Sometimes a family can be four teenagers; a dog; a smaller, shittier dog; and occasionally the Harlem Globetrotters. 021
Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It's perfectly understandable to be anti-AI. My problem with the term "AI slop" is that it's going to be weaponized against genuine things in about 5 seconds. In the near future it will be like "fake news". Shorthand for This Subject Requires No Thoughtfulness. 010
Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Here you are, complaining about fan casting.static.klipy.comFizzgig from Dark Crystal Opens MouthALT: Fizzgig from Dark Crystal Opens Mouth 000
Reposted by Hewitt HuntworkArgon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Milk chocolate is more chocolate than milk, but chocolate milk is more milk than chocolate. Really makes you think 141
Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Share one of the most obscure TV shows you can think of. The non-Jason Bateman looking kid in the middle is Jason Bateman. I'm 99.99% certain this is not an official DVD release. 120
Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Make a band edible Food Fighters Fleetwood Mac N Cheese Prince Spaghetti Weez-Its Death Cob For Cutie Chewy Lewis Poisson Slim Jim Morrison Hall & Quaker Oats Saturated Fats Domino The Nacho Supremes Simon And Garlic The Dave Clark Bar Katy Peri-Peri M&M The Veggie Platters The Scone Roses 010
Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 11/09/2026You can vote for a plundering rapist Or you can feel solemn about being attacked from without But you can't do both 010
Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This was posted in response to the fact that Disney execs can't agree on how to reboot The Muppet Show, but it also may just have inadvertently solved all my problems 052
Reposted by Hewitt HuntworkThe Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Nations’ Cigar Smokers Announce Plans to Look Stupid and Smell Like Shit thehardtimes.net/culture/nati...thehardtimes.netNations’ Cigar Smokers Announce Plans to Look Stupid and Smell Like ShitSARATOGA SPRINGS, N.Y — Local cigar smoker Charles Morley and his group of male friends who look and act exactly like him... Continue this tale 19216
Reposted by Hewitt HuntworkThe Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026This is the most accurate, hilarious, depressing thing I've read today. 11632182
Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I lived at home until I was 30, and I loved to make my mother laugh. One time in the grocery, I pretend begged her to let us get some of those pre-fab Kool Aid wannabes in the plastic barrels with little foil lids. I looked up and a woman I'd gone to school with was staring at us. Mortified, I was. 021
Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 06/09/2026You'd think the housekeeping folks would demand a more reliable system, for their own sakes. 100
Reposted by Hewitt HuntworkA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Right-size Scotus and declare their rulings void. Enforce the constitutional edict against insurrectionists holding office. Overturn all their work. Demolish their buildings. Money out of politics. Nazis out of government. Cancel all Musk contracts; seize his property for a global restitution fund. 15507129
Reposted by Hewitt HuntworkKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026My man looks like a maitre'd who deeply doubts you have a reservation 13316
Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 29/08/2026If you see this, post your getaway vehiclestatic.klipy.comMan Dances, Exclaiming 'Burn, World!'ALT: Man Dances, Exclaiming 'Burn, World!' 010
Reposted by Hewitt HuntworkArgon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I will be deadnaming the lake 073
Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 28/08/2026"Greatest Hits" is funny. It implies the existence of lesser hits that, while great, simply could not be included on this CD 010
Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The 80s had all the best songs about losin' control. 010
Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Have you ever heard the song Not Trying Very Hard by She & Him? 010
Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I just assumed you were a bigger Elvis Costello nerd than me and knew a song called "." and enjoyed it more than 37 other Elvis Costello songs. 100
Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I went over your list 3 times to make sure I read your exclusion of Tramp The Dirt Down correctly. It's not often I get to use the term SHEESH and truly mean it! 100
Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 23/08/2026(And, of course, the correct answer.)static.klipy.comCarrie Fisher as Princess Leia OrganaALT: Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia Organa 010
Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Name your favorite Disney princess (wrong answers only).static.klipy.comCarrie's Prom Night NightmareALT: Carrie's Prom Night Nightmare 141
Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 21/08/2026What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only. 010
Reposted by Hewitt HuntworkPete Dominick @petedominick.bsky.social · 18/08/2026When Joe Biden was elected we cheered in the streets. We thought it was over. Not a day goes by that I don’t think that this is somehow a nightmare. To think that he was re elected after all that he did is still a very hard thing to accept. You’re not alone 3365
Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I think you meant "discomfiting", which means discomforting. 000
Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Dreamed I discovered Mindy Kaling was British and suddenly I was blown away by her performance as Kelly Kapoor on The Office. 000
Reposted by Hewitt HuntworkFortuna Horribilis @nerienis.bsky.social · 12/08/2026stupid accusative goddamn ablative bullshit vocative asshole genitive 031
Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 12/08/2026If votes for Lindell totalled greater than zero, I have to agree there seem to be anomalies! 020
Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 10/08/2026static.klipy.comMan Clapping Hands in AuditoriumALT: Man Clapping Hands in Auditorium 010
Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Plus, who knows what everyday Italians *really* did when Chef Boyardee turned his head? Lil' bacon here, lil' ketchup there... 010
Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 09/08/2026A childhood friend thought the opening line of Oh Sherrie by Steve Perry was not YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN GONE but rather CINNAMON GUM 031
Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Comfortable with a certain kind of ruthlessness? Madam, I'm comfortable. I've got a certain kind of ruthlessness cucumber slices on my eyelids and am listening to ruthless Enya. 000
Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 08/08/2026static.klipy.comMacho Man Randy Savage's Royal EntranceALT: Macho Man Randy Savage's Royal Entrance 040
Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I had to Google if that was Clint Howard. (It was) 110
Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Downplay a book or movie: On Her Majesty's Secret Santa 021
Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 30/07/2026static.klipy.comOscars Standing OvationALT: Oscars Standing Ovation 010
Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Arrest this genie all you want there's no lamp that can hold him 040
Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Could be the terrible name of a band you hoped would be great because they deliberately chose a terrible name so you check them out but, no, they're terrible 010
Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Ruin a book by adding a word: Whatcha Dune Santana Karenina The Catcher Pooped In The Rye Cujo, Esquire The Virgin Mobile Suicides Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Thatcher The 5 Habits Of Highly Effective Village People Hawaiian Dracula 140
Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Post your last two brain cellsstatic.klipy.comBoxing Glove SpinALT: Boxing Glove Spin 031
Reposted by Hewitt HuntworkAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 20/07/2026#Fact 315116423794
Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Fuzzy duck? Ducky fuzz. Does he fuck? Fuck he does! 000