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BREAKING: America's Stress Balls Starting To Wonder What The Fuck Is Going On

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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One of the greatest nights of my life was meeting all 5 of them after a show in 1994.
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No one cares about your doomsday, but yourself
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Chemo sucks! Things I was given that I enjoyed were Kindle books, puzzle books (I like Sudoku), and a faux-wooly pillowcase. If she doesn't have Disney Plus, that could be a fun gift for the next few months.A blanky, a comfy hoodie, or a stuffed animal are comforting.
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on corduroys.
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Everyone's family is different. Sometimes a family is a mom and a dad with some kids. Sometimes a family can be four teenagers; a dog; a smaller, shittier dog; and occasionally the Harlem Globetrotters.
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's perfectly understandable to be anti-AI. My problem with the term "AI slop" is that it's going to be weaponized against genuine things in about 5 seconds. In the near future it will be like "fake news". Shorthand for This Subject Requires No Thoughtfulness.
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Here you are, complaining about fan casting.
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Fizzgig from Dark Crystal Opens Mouth
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Milk chocolate is more chocolate than milk, but chocolate milk is more milk than chocolate. Really makes you think
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Share one of the most obscure TV shows you can think of. The non-Jason Bateman looking kid in the middle is Jason Bateman. I'm 99.99% certain this is not an official DVD release.
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible Food Fighters Fleetwood Mac N Cheese Prince Spaghetti Weez-Its Death Cob For Cutie Chewy Lewis Poisson Slim Jim Morrison Hall & Quaker Oats Saturated Fats Domino The Nacho Supremes Simon And Garlic The Dave Clark Bar Katy Peri-Peri M&M The Veggie Platters The Scone Roses
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You can vote for a plundering rapist Or you can feel solemn about being attacked from without But you can't do both
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This was posted in response to the fact that Disney execs can't agree on how to reboot The Muppet Show, but it also may just have inadvertently solved all my problems
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nations’ Cigar Smokers Announce Plans to Look Stupid and Smell Like Shit thehardtimes.net/culture/nati...
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Nations’ Cigar Smokers Announce Plans to Look Stupid and Smell Like Shit
SARATOGA SPRINGS, N.Y — Local cigar smoker Charles Morley and his group of male friends who look and act exactly like him... Continue this tale
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is the most accurate, hilarious, depressing thing I've read today.
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I lived at home until I was 30, and I loved to make my mother laugh. One time in the grocery, I pretend begged her to let us get some of those pre-fab Kool Aid wannabes in the plastic barrels with little foil lids. I looked up and a woman I'd gone to school with was staring at us. Mortified, I was.
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You'd think the housekeeping folks would demand a more reliable system, for their own sakes.
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Downgrade a movie: Star Spats
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Right-size Scotus and declare their rulings void. Enforce the constitutional edict against insurrectionists holding office. Overturn all their work. Demolish their buildings. Money out of politics. Nazis out of government. Cancel all Musk contracts; seize his property for a global restitution fund.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My man looks like a maitre'd who deeply doubts you have a reservation
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
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Man Dances, Exclaiming 'Burn, World!'
ALT: Man Dances, Exclaiming 'Burn, World!'
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I will be deadnaming the lake
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Greatest Hits" is funny. It implies the existence of lesser hits that, while great, simply could not be included on this CD
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The 80s had all the best songs about losin' control.
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Have you ever heard the song Not Trying Very Hard by She & Him?
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I just assumed you were a bigger Elvis Costello nerd than me and knew a song called "." and enjoyed it more than 37 other Elvis Costello songs.
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I went over your list 3 times to make sure I read your exclusion of Tramp The Dirt Down correctly. It's not often I get to use the term SHEESH and truly mean it!
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
(And, of course, the correct answer.)
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Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia Organa
ALT: Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia Organa
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Name your favorite Disney princess (wrong answers only).
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Carrie's Prom Night Nightmare
ALT: Carrie's Prom Night Nightmare
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.
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Pete Dominick @petedominick.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
When Joe Biden was elected we cheered in the streets. We thought it was over. Not a day goes by that I don’t think that this is somehow a nightmare. To think that he was re elected after all that he did is still a very hard thing to accept. You’re not alone
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I think you meant "discomfiting", which means discomforting.
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Dreamed I discovered Mindy Kaling was British and suddenly I was blown away by her performance as Kelly Kapoor on The Office.
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Fortuna Horribilis @nerienis.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
stupid accusative goddamn ablative bullshit vocative asshole genitive
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If votes for Lindell totalled greater than zero, I have to agree there seem to be anomalies!
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Man Clapping Hands in Auditorium
ALT: Man Clapping Hands in Auditorium
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Plus, who knows what everyday Italians *really* did when Chef Boyardee turned his head? Lil' bacon here, lil' ketchup there...
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
A childhood friend thought the opening line of Oh Sherrie by Steve Perry was not YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN GONE but rather CINNAMON GUM
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Comfortable with a certain kind of ruthlessness? Madam, I'm comfortable. I've got a certain kind of ruthlessness cucumber slices on my eyelids and am listening to ruthless Enya.
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Macho Man Randy Savage's Royal Entrance
ALT: Macho Man Randy Savage's Royal Entrance
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I had to Google if that was Clint Howard. (It was)
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Downplay a book or movie: On Her Majesty's Secret Santa
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Oscars Standing Ovation
ALT: Oscars Standing Ovation
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Arrest this genie all you want there's no lamp that can hold him
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Nice!
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Could be the terrible name of a band you hoped would be great because they deliberately chose a terrible name so you check them out but, no, they're terrible
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: Whatcha Dune Santana Karenina The Catcher Pooped In The Rye Cujo, Esquire The Virgin Mobile Suicides Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Thatcher The 5 Habits Of Highly Effective Village People Hawaiian Dracula
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Post your last two brain cells
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Boxing Glove Spin
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
#Fact
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Hewitt Huntwork @huntwork.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Fuzzy duck? Ducky fuzz. Does he fuck? Fuck he does!
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