HaunterxThompson @hunterxthompson.bsky.social · 17hNothing scarier than an indifference to revelry 020
Reposted by HaunterxThompsonSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 07/10/2026Warlocks are the osteopaths of the magic world 051
HaunterxThompson @hunterxthompson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026So you're telling me his name was Anthony Mountains and he sold cocaine? 000
HaunterxThompson @hunterxthompson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Did anybody else know about Australian Municipal CEOs? 000
Reposted by HaunterxThompsontim city. @timcity.bsky.social · 14/09/2026the 2nd Animorphs book starts with underage drinkers firing guns at a bald eagle. 261
HaunterxThompson @hunterxthompson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I think there's a lot of growth potential for the Catholic Church on LinkedIn 010
Reposted by HaunterxThompsonlxigh @dotorion.bsky.social · 13/09/202699% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany 02703580
HaunterxThompson @hunterxthompson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I got some mind altering nuts you can suck on 010
Reposted by HaunterxThompsonan_upsetting_baby_wearing_scary_contact_lenses @oldbaby.bsky.social · 06/09/2026i bet he had a regular penis at least 0101
HaunterxThompson @hunterxthompson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This is a joke, right, like this is a troll 210
HaunterxThompson @hunterxthompson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026If those health checks are being documented then technically the research continues... 000
HaunterxThompson @hunterxthompson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026When you think about it both the age gap and fact that David Caradine was Uma Thurman's boss in Kill Bill is very problematic and I think Quentin Tarantino should have to answer for this 010
Reposted by HaunterxThompsonBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Let me first say that I don’t think engaging with sex workers should automatically disqualify someone, and let me say next that you might call me a prude but- 2342126
Reposted by HaunterxThompsonBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026My large cat is obsessed with meetings. Meetings specifically! He doesn't care when I do any other type of computer work but if it's a meeting he's bulldozing me out of the way to be on there. Middle manager ass. KPI aligning on priorities ass 292783139
HaunterxThompson @hunterxthompson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Email that says you have a new message log into our portal to read it fuck you fuck you double email bullshit 000
HaunterxThompson @hunterxthompson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026They're serving this at ultra-elite parties to flaunt their status 000
HaunterxThompson @hunterxthompson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026*takes photo* Phone: You are running out of storage space, delete an app you no longer use or we will come to your house and delete you" *Deletes 25 photos* Phone: You think this is a game, you think this is funny? We're gonna take out your fingernails one at a time you little punk now get ready 010
Reposted by HaunterxThompsonSpiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage 1024456751
Reposted by HaunterxThompsonBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The agentic vizier software I bought to automate my whispers to the sultan has developed its own agenda and long story short I'm getting beheaded at dawn 274132668
HaunterxThompson @hunterxthompson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026We need to reframe the burrito debate: 10 burritos should not cost $200 010
HaunterxThompson @hunterxthompson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Hell yeah there's the good liminal shit 000
HaunterxThompson @hunterxthompson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Money laundering should be legal but only if it's done through some ironic front business like a car wash or rug cleaners 010
HaunterxThompson @hunterxthompson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Every time I pull up a song recommended by a rando on here it sucks, that is the real problem with bluesky 000
HaunterxThompson @hunterxthompson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Sure, yeah, just throw em' in the box we got more monasteries to loot 000
HaunterxThompson @hunterxthompson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026TOWERING over those small businesses like Godzilla on a rampage through Tokyo 000
Reposted by HaunterxThompsonceej @ceej.online · 11/08/2026I love having a gen-z doctor. today she told me my blood pressure was “extra spicy” 553070181
Reposted by HaunterxThompsonGreg Brown @gregbrown.bsky.social · 09/08/2026luckily there’s one brave man left 0602
Reposted by HaunterxThompsonBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/08/2026One of the worst facial hair situations in baseball 452786
Reposted by HaunterxThompsonMaia @maiamindel.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Playboy magazine was sort of Twitter before Twitter because you went there to jack off and had to be subjected to a think piece about how Albert Speer was a tragic figure in between pictures of coochie 423623
HaunterxThompson @hunterxthompson.bsky.social · 02/08/2026The odds that someone with the AOL username Bonerlord in 2003 has gone on to get a Ph.D are actually quite high 031
HaunterxThompson @hunterxthompson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I've never seen Avatar the Last Airbender, but {Mark Zukoberg}, someone go do something with that 000
HaunterxThompson @hunterxthompson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Only one man could and that man is Chester A. Arthur 000
HaunterxThompson @hunterxthompson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026The thing is, MMA would be cool if an old Chinese guy with magic powers showed up and kicked everybody's ass, but that hasn't happened so it sucks 000
HaunterxThompson @hunterxthompson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026A horrible thought has taken hold of me 010
Reposted by HaunterxThompsonWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 19/07/2026too much odds for a Spaniard’s rapier. 3624133
Reposted by HaunterxThompsonBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Seems like a lot of people saw “The Odyssey”, but the only “Odd I See” are women with blue hair on college campuses 712911220
HaunterxThompson @hunterxthompson.bsky.social · 17/07/2026X-man who has the power to see into the future but only if he's holding a food item with the corresponding expiration date 100
HaunterxThompson @hunterxthompson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026An experience that would be best described as Odenkirkian 000
Reposted by HaunterxThompsonReturn of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Many people don’t know that Christopher Nolan’s “the odyssey” is based on the timeless classic “dude, where’s my car?” 2435
