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Crimson @human.furniture · 10h

My professor showed us a video of him jerking this bird off

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Crimson @human.furniture · 01/10/2026

Ok so cutting glass is actually a myth its just not possible yeah

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Crimson @human.furniture · 30/09/2026

I was scared of watching a documentary because of the ways it might challenge me but it actually reinforced my opinions

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026

Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’ theonion.com/creatively-tapped-out-…

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Crimson @human.furniture · 28/09/2026

Im in a math problem and im absolutely sure you can easily program something to solve the problem but I dont know how to program and I want to kill myself

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Crimson @human.furniture · 26/09/2026

Isopods truly make really good pets - dirt cheap - don't take up much space - if set up properly, can be ignored for months and be fine - cute and funny

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Crimson @human.furniture · 24/09/2026

Woke 2 came and went and i still don't know how to refer to really androgynous people i dont know

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Crimson @human.furniture · 22/09/2026

I just open and close reddit a bunch of times until it stops asking for my id

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Crimson @human.furniture · 22/09/2026

Do yall think i can bully the recently hired professor to let me put an aquarium in his office y/n

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Crimson @human.furniture · 22/09/2026

Trying to have an aquarium on a budget seems almost impossible

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Crimson @human.furniture · 22/09/2026

By which i mean bro listed one price then, seeing i was actually interested, tried to sell it for a higher one

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Crimson @human.furniture · 22/09/2026

Got half scammed on facebook marketplace. Things are dire out there. Stay safe.

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Crimson @human.furniture · 21/09/2026

Had a dream that instead of just Mion and Shion there were like 30 of them

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Crimson @human.furniture · 14/09/2026

Maybe catch me there even

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Crimson @human.furniture · 13/09/2026

According to my calculations ☝️ if I stop going to the psychiatrist and buying medication my finances will be stable

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Crimson @human.furniture · 13/09/2026

Really sick and really busy and really stressed and really employed etc so not dead yet

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Crimson @human.furniture · 04/09/2026

They were in my email BEGGING for my blood until I told them I had sex.

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family computer @sukinapan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

nos volveremos a ver ⋆˚꩜｡

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Crimson @human.furniture · 22/08/2026

Turns out i caught and raised a new spcies of buge

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Joseph Brassey @josephbrassey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I think about this at least a dozen times a day.

people end up unable to see depiction as anything other than endorsement when their entire cultural diet is escapist fun and reassurance. they see something make them uncomfortable and can only assume people are watching horrible shit as vicarious pleasure and are horrified.

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Crimson @human.furniture · 21/08/2026

Bro sci-hub PLEASE dont make me open a crypto wallet I just wanna read about bugs

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Crimson @human.furniture · 16/08/2026

I wanna work with a certain bug so bad but the lab seems toxic

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Crimson @human.furniture · 16/08/2026

NEED weird movie recommendations Bonus if its older

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Crimson @human.furniture · 14/08/2026

CAST IRON GLASS FRAMES

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Prii @priichu.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

new girl posing little view of the wireframes and oc reference ✨ #lowpoly

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Game Vecanti @gamevecanti.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Screenshots from the 2000 freeware VN "8-gatsu 7-ka no Amayadori" for PC. Developed by Hiroshi Hiromoto, this short VN focuses on three strangers as they take shelter from the rain on August 7th. The title can still be downloaded here: vector.co.jp/soft/winnt/g... [8月7日の雨宿り]

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‍ @hazr.faith · 07/08/2026

I like when autocorrect assumes "irl" is supposed to be "girl" so it tries to make me say stuff like "I have a lot of girl friends" or "I will never follow girls on social media"

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Crimson @human.furniture · 07/08/2026

I donr even talk to my partner anymore i just copy paste the error messages my terminal gives me

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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/08/2026

Poll: American Voters Say Greatest Concern Is Big Evil Chef Trying To Cook Them Into Stew theonion.com/poll-american-voters-s…

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Lucile Danilov @locdandloaded.net · 06/08/2026

You may not like it, but this is what peak localization looks like (Asterix: Mega Madness (PS1, 2001))

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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 04/08/2026

Starship Troopers (1997): Arachnid Warrior Bug, animatronics testing by Amalgamated Dynamics

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pikat @pikat.io · 03/08/2026

the modern customer support experience is repeating HUMAN over and over until we encounter sentience

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Derek Faraci @whwoolhat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.

An ad for Morton Salt that shows the Little Morton Salt Girl with her umbrella. The text reads "She was there when life was created."

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Crimson @human.furniture · 04/08/2026

? That's just the zoology department but we don't have the fun kind of slides

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Sean McCann @ibycter.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

We were extremely fortunate to come across these Daceton armigeum... A myrmecine trap jaw ant! Behold their majesty! ibycter.com/guyana-a-myr...

Two red trap jaw ants with heart shaped heads on a white flower

A red trap jaw ant with a ridiculous heart shaped head beneath a white flower

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ana @totebug.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

all my friends should be unemployed and have all the time in the world while also mysteriously having enough money to live comfortably

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hrabb @hrabb.it · 11/03/2025

"IF THE THREE STOOGES WERE STILL ALIVE TODAY"

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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

look at the comments my gay little robot. they love you unconditionally. this world is full of compassion and kindness. go out into it and spread goodness and joy. also please strangle sonic the hedgehog

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princess online @nadianova.fi · 12/05/2025

Girl goes to the doctor and says shes all depressed. Says she struggles every day just trying to make it to the next. The doctor says, "Treatment is simple. You can play free tgirl toxic yuri vns by nadia nova. That should pick you up." Girl bursts into tears and cries, "But doctor…I am nadia nova!"

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