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Crimson

@human.furniture
589 followers 390 following 4.4K posts

Hive mind advocate. Transgenic. Mild pica. glowworm. World's weakest tomboy. Flesh supremacist. Unbreedable. Proud Normie. Piracema organizer. Flawn. Wasp diplomat. Wasp apologist. Wasp lover. Unmisgenderable. Feds can ask for discord

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Crimson @human.furniture · 05/10/2026
Save Me Ryukishi07 only you can restore my faith in humanity
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Crimson @human.furniture · 30/09/2026
I was scared of watching a documentary because of the ways it might challenge me but it actually reinforced my opinions
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Crimson @human.furniture · 04/08/2026
? That's just the zoology department but we don't have the fun kind of slides
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Crimson @human.furniture · 20/07/2026
I hope nobody at the cafeteria minds me staring at bugs the entire time on my phone example
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Crimson @human.furniture · 15/07/2026
Every time I hear about Obama I first and foremost think of this common flatworm
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Crimson @human.furniture · 13/07/2026
Wait we can make yuri of them???
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Crimson @human.furniture · 09/07/2026
This is why I never open quora
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Crimson @human.furniture · 05/07/2026
Ravelry?????
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Crimson @human.furniture · 03/07/2026
Dude... you dont wanna know... the horrors.... (the horror was sex)
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Crimson @human.furniture · 22/06/2026
My bingo Mostly silly reaches but ill be surprised if I dont win at all
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Crimson @human.furniture · 20/06/2026
hi unc im dad
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Crimson @human.furniture · 16/06/2026
Artists rendition
Dess but blue
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Crimson @human.furniture · 12/06/2026
Oh uh i didnt know they were freaky like that
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Crimson @human.furniture · 11/06/2026
Is that the tail of hell???????
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Crimson @human.furniture · 06/06/2026
Literally me,,
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Crimson @human.furniture · 06/06/2026
I dont think I can fit my original plan into the theme so ill try to think of something else to test out and learn from
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Crimson @human.furniture · 06/06/2026
G*ster....
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Crimson @human.furniture · 05/06/2026
lowkey cant believe it
Hey doll!
Want to go to college?
UFSCar has a trans entrance exam

Blah blah blah
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Crimson @human.furniture · 26/05/2026
Lil bro thinks he's so tuff 💀💀🥀🥀
Hemikyptha marginata
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Crimson @human.furniture · 20/05/2026
??? Literally defenseless. You can just flip it.
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Crimson @human.furniture · 20/05/2026
He pisses me off SO much. STUPID. FAT. CHUD.
leatherleaf slug
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Crimson @human.furniture · 20/05/2026
TIL The copulatory apparatus of Obama has a protrusible penis occupying the entire male atrium
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Crimson @human.furniture · 19/05/2026
New Zelda game LEAKED
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Crimson @human.furniture · 19/05/2026
Humans > rice
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Crimson @human.furniture · 09/05/2026
I'LL BECOME A TERRORIST
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Crimson @human.furniture · 05/05/2026
The union is about to make a very stupid decision and im stuck in my stupid baka small town and cant go to the council defend my position image rel or something
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Crimson @human.furniture · 04/05/2026
Why her glasses so big
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Crimson @human.furniture · 20/04/2026
If you were born in 1995 this MIGHT be you
Symbion pandora
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Crimson @human.furniture · 20/04/2026
They onto my vampire ass
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Crimson @human.furniture · 19/04/2026
@galileanhimejoshi.bsky.social is this true
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Crimson @human.furniture · 14/04/2026
Is this true?????
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Crimson @human.furniture · 08/04/2026
Got bored during class and made my first inkscape drawing with suggestions from my friends How did i do 🥺
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Crimson @human.furniture · 07/04/2026
Pensa num bixo ansioso
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Crimson @human.furniture · 06/04/2026
Citation needed
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Crimson @human.furniture · 05/04/2026
This is me now with adhd meds
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Crimson @human.furniture · 01/04/2026
We are announcing new sex toys shaped like so April fool......
Rod shaped, flake shap, 3d shape
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Crimson @human.furniture · 28/03/2026
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Crimson @human.furniture · 25/03/2026
Tried doing a side part and looked like this
Hitler yeah that one
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Crimson @human.furniture · 24/03/2026
This is what they fucking took from us. Im so upset.
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Crimson @human.furniture · 18/03/2026
Spectacular sure
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Crimson @human.furniture · 09/03/2026
no
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Crimson @human.furniture · 08/03/2026
I want one of these old blue collar man bikes for the durability and aura but they all weigh like 20kg
Barra forte monark
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Crimson @human.furniture · 02/03/2026
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Crimson @human.furniture · 28/02/2026
This is the most gangster shit ive ever seen
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Crimson @human.furniture · 27/02/2026
HE IS REAL HE LIVES IN OUR MINDS HE IS A MEMETIC PARASITE
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Crimson @human.furniture · 23/02/2026
The similarities are uncanny
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Crimson @human.furniture · 18/02/2026
Going here if you need anything
The like public mental hospital
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Crimson @human.furniture · 18/02/2026
What the fuck is happening
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Crimson @human.furniture · 14/02/2026
After 3 days of research i foundnout this piece of shit has a useless mitochondrial genome
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Crimson @human.furniture · 08/02/2026
Oh That's.... that's oomf in the epstein files
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