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Crimson

@human.furniture
587 followers 390 following 4.4K posts

Hive mind advocate. Transgenic. Mild pica. glowworm. World's weakest tomboy. Flesh supremacist. Unbreedable. Proud Normie. Piracema organizer. Flawn. Wasp diplomat. Wasp apologist. Wasp lover. Unmisgenderable. Feds can ask for discord

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Crimson @human.furniture · 13h
Save Me Ryukishi07 only you can restore my faith in humanity
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walter benjamin criança vestido de hussardo @camilarrregis.bsky.social · 22h
talvez tenha chegado nossa vez de cagar na mesa do STF e quebrar tudo sei lá
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Crimson @human.furniture · 13h
Can you imagine getting cancer and losing your hair and in solidarity a mass balding event happens around you
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Crimson @human.furniture · 18h
This is the first election where the far right wins here and im old enough to truly comprehend what's going on... every cycle feels like the hopeful part of my heart is being mercilessly torn
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Crimson @human.furniture · 18h
Its fucking crazy growing up being told to have empathy and follow the teachings of jesus, then becoming an adult and everyone is like "naah we were just saying shit lol, please dont have empathy please please please"
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Crimson @human.furniture · 04/10/2026
You can have a normal nickname tho
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Crimson @human.furniture · 04/10/2026
Legal name sorry 💔
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Crimson @human.furniture · 04/10/2026
(Panting, close to passing out) god gives his strongest tomboys his warmest binders on his hottest days
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Crimson @human.furniture · 04/10/2026
Breeding him
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Crimson @human.furniture · 04/10/2026
My professor showed us a video of him jerking this bird off
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Crimson @human.furniture · 01/10/2026
Ok so cutting glass is actually a myth its just not possible yeah
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Crimson @human.furniture · 30/09/2026
E eu tendo que implorar por retalho
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Crimson @human.furniture · 30/09/2026
I was scared of watching a documentary because of the ways it might challenge me but it actually reinforced my opinions
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a five panel comic. 

i say to a person: do i have to have sex w you or are we actual friends?

they say: what do ya mean

*pulls out diagram showing whats actual friends and whats friends you have to have sex with*

they say: its hard to answer your question without sounding rapey

but just take this

its a greentext line that says >its friends you have to have sex with
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’ theonion.com/creatively-tapped-out-…
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
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Crimson @human.furniture · 28/09/2026
Im NOT using chatgpt
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Crimson @human.furniture · 28/09/2026
Im in a math problem and im absolutely sure you can easily program something to solve the problem but I dont know how to program and I want to kill myself
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Nicole 🪲 @fossilforager.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Isopods!! 🧡
A vibrant illustrated poster featuring 14 species/varieties of isopods of various colors. They are illustrated on a yellow-vibrant orange background and have numbers with a key describing which species is which.
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Crimson @human.furniture · 26/09/2026
Isopods truly make really good pets - dirt cheap - don't take up much space - if set up properly, can be ignored for months and be fine - cute and funny
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Crimson @human.furniture · 26/09/2026
Oh yeah no question about it
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Crimson @human.furniture · 24/09/2026
Woke 2 came and went and i still don't know how to refer to really androgynous people i dont know
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Crimson @human.furniture · 22/09/2026
What media?
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Crimson @human.furniture · 22/09/2026
I just open and close reddit a bunch of times until it stops asking for my id
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Crimson @human.furniture · 22/09/2026
Do yall think i can bully the recently hired professor to let me put an aquarium in his office y/n
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Crimson @human.furniture · 22/09/2026
Like, it was a good price, but i got really offended he lied
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Crimson @human.furniture · 22/09/2026
Trying to have an aquarium on a budget seems almost impossible
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Crimson @human.furniture · 22/09/2026
By which i mean bro listed one price then, seeing i was actually interested, tried to sell it for a higher one
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Crimson @human.furniture · 22/09/2026
Got half scammed on facebook marketplace. Things are dire out there. Stay safe.
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ainsi atteint-on les astres 🎃 @galileanhimejoshi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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I Love Brazil! Anime Tribute
ALT: I Love Brazil! Anime Tribute
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Crimson @human.furniture · 21/09/2026
Had a dream that instead of just Mion and Shion there were like 30 of them
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Crimson @human.furniture · 14/09/2026
Maybe catch me there even
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Crimson @human.furniture · 13/09/2026
According to my calculations ☝️ if I stop going to the psychiatrist and buying medication my finances will be stable
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Crimson @human.furniture · 13/09/2026
Really sick and really busy and really stressed and really employed etc so not dead yet
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Crimson @human.furniture · 04/09/2026
They were in my email BEGGING for my blood until I told them I had sex.
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family computer @sukinapan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
nos volveremos a ver ⋆˚꩜。
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Crimson @human.furniture · 22/08/2026
Turns out i caught and raised a new spcies of buge
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Joseph Brassey @josephbrassey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I think about this at least a dozen times a day.
people end up unable to see depiction as anything other than endorsement when their entire cultural diet is escapist fun and reassurance. they see something make them uncomfortable and can only assume people are watching horrible shit as vicarious pleasure and are horrified.
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Crimson @human.furniture · 21/08/2026
Bro sci-hub PLEASE dont make me open a crypto wallet I just wanna read about bugs
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Crimson @human.furniture · 16/08/2026
I wanna work with a certain bug so bad but the lab seems toxic
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Crimson @human.furniture · 16/08/2026
NEED weird movie recommendations Bonus if its older
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Crimson @human.furniture · 14/08/2026
Went looking and it was indeed tr-90... certainly wasnt priced as such!
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Crimson @human.furniture · 14/08/2026
CAST IRON GLASS FRAMES
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Crimson @human.furniture · 14/08/2026
Ive been thinking of buying frames online The issue with acetate is that im some kind of uncivilized vulgar creature and i break them very fast
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Crimson @human.furniture · 10/08/2026
Sounds like all my professors idk Minus the dying part
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Prii @priichu.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
new girl posing little view of the wireframes and oc reference ✨ #lowpoly
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Crimson @human.furniture · 09/08/2026
Yeah pretty much Most are just against animal products always, I personally dont really care from an ethical standpoint, I just hate how the industry has stolen the "save the bees" slogan for an animal that is for all purposes livestock, not wildlife
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Game Vecanti @gamevecanti.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Screenshots from the 2000 freeware VN "8-gatsu 7-ka no Amayadori" for PC. Developed by Hiroshi Hiromoto, this short VN focuses on three strangers as they take shelter from the rain on August 7th. The title can still be downloaded here: vector.co.jp/soft/winnt/g... [8月7日の雨宿り]
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‍ @hazr.faith · 07/08/2026
I like when autocorrect assumes "irl" is supposed to be "girl" so it tries to make me say stuff like "I have a lot of girl friends" or "I will never follow girls on social media"
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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