“Alien: People are comfortable listening to women in authority and the creature never comes on board the ship. Nobody dies.” Feb 28 2021 October 4 2022 10/1/...

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Alt: The Cutting Edge (1992). Doug, a 20-something white man in a grey hoodie, is laying on the ice in a rink, looking annoyed. Kate, a brunette in a short red dress and black leg warmers glides into view, crouches over, and mockingly says “toe pick” as he is a hockey player and not used to figure skates.

Alt: Romeo + Juliet (1996) film clip of Mercutio (played by Harold Perrineau) in a silver and white bustier, mini skirt, and curly white wig, leading a group of dancers down the stairs during a costume party sequence. The song “Young Hearts Run Free” by Kim Mazelle plays during this scene but the gif has no sound.

Alt: Daria: animated bespectacled brunette teen in a green jacket being visited by tiny demon and angel versions of herself.

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Alt: Seinfeld clip of George, a balding white man in glasses, turning to his friend, Elaine, and saying “I gotta focus. I’m shifting into soup mode.”

Alt: The Simpsons - Bart, Homer, and Marge (three animated yellow characters) conga past the middle child, Lisa, sitting glumly on the sofa. She has decided to become vegetarian and they all chant-sing, “you don’t win friends with salad.”

Alt: Taken: Liam Neeson's iconic ”I will find you” threat. He’s a middle aged white man with a grim expression speaking into his cell phone.

Alt: Barbie Movie: Two blondes sit before a pink Barbie fireplace. Ken stares intensely at Barbie while strumming Matchbox 20s “Push” on his guitar. Barbie patiently humors him.