Huber @huber.bsky.social · 4hI have a 6.75 Q oval dutch oven (in yellow) that lives on my stove top. It was a gift. I might have chosen orange to match the stock pot I have, but I like it. It's just me in the house & it can easily fit a chicken or a roast. I use it for soup a lot. I am not terribly large or strong. 010
Huber @huber.bsky.social · 13hSome people are so hot they can wear almost anything & still look good. Almost. Those shoes are an abomination & make “jelly” shoes look positively well-ventilated. Can you imagine the squelching noise & aroma when those were removed? And the blisters! 020
Huber @huber.bsky.social · 13hThere’s something sad about rich folks who want to live forever that just seeps out of them. That’s the only way I can explain his shiny, tight, sweaty, & scarred face. Just Botox & anxiety, HGH & high blood pressure. 010
Reposted by HuberHillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 14hThe 80s told me spontaneous human combustion would be a huge part of my life and not one of these MAGA fuckwads is proving Unsolved Mysteries right. May Robert Stack's ghost dickpunch them. 420418
Huber @huber.bsky.social · 14hThis looks really pretty. And she read a couple of these stories when the book tour for The Sapling Cage stopped at @roomofonesownbooks.bsky.social a couple years ago. (Was it a couple years ago already? What is time?) 010
Huber @huber.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My girl cat just waits until the boys are elsewhere before turning on the charm. (Or waits for the boys to start napping, then wiggles her way in when they aren’t looking.) 190
Huber @huber.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I am not a particularly maternal person, but even I can see a future where this man’s wife and child(ren) do not speak to him. And he will be baffled. 280
Huber @huber.bsky.social · 08/10/2026That lean away she’s doing suggests even sleep paralysis demons have a sense of smell. 1290
Huber @huber.bsky.social · 07/10/2026All the possible trigger warnings as the description of the assault is brutal. I can’t say much else without getting myself put in a BlueSky time out. 131
Huber @huber.bsky.social · 05/10/2026We can probably sucker my mom into adding an alpaca to her menagerie. 😆 110
Huber @huber.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I will actually use my fabric stash and/or finish my abandoned crafts before I ever cross Hobby Lobby’s threshold. They were dead to me way back with the looted antiquities. 241
Huber @huber.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Probably a toss up between Star Wars & The Graduate.static.klipy.comAnne Bancroft The GraduateAlt: Anne Bancroft in The Graduate. A middle aged white woman in a leopard coat, dark hair in a low bun, smoking a cigarette, and asking for the cheque in the hotel bar where she’s just met the post-college age son of her husband’s business partner. 010
Huber @huber.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My babysitter was watching Death Ship. I was maybe 5 or 6 & she didn’t seem concerned I was watching with her. When I watched Temple of Doom my parents were unaware I was peaking out of my room at least. 030
Huber @huber.bsky.social · 05/10/2026As a white lady in a purple state, I can guarantee I have had lunch w/many folks on “the other side” over the years & don’t need to waste my time any longer. They have dug in on the side of bigotry & any respect I may have had to offer them is dead. I don’t need a futile rehab project. 140
Huber @huber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comCowboy Bebop: Jet Black and CrewAlt: Cowboy Bebop. A view looking down through a slow moving ceiling fan. Edward is sprawled on her back on the floor, Jet & Spike share a yellow sofa, Ein the corgi is loafing, and Faye sits in a chair opposite the men. 000
Huber @huber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It’s pretty horrific, doubly so when you know the people behind the (way too many) “ghost bikes” around town. 1st & East Wash is for my grad school advisor’s son. 020
Reposted by HuberOriginal Berf of Chicagoland @kdc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A few more days left to submit writing for my collab zine "Act Your Age: Fandom at 35+ and Beyond - Vol. 4" This issue is focused on toxic fandoms. Find out more and submit something below! All contributors get two copies of the zine. Deadline: Oct 9 tinyurl.com/ActYrAge4 01013
Huber @huber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’ve always loved the faux newsreel style & Kevin on all fours. 😆 youtu.be/iTtrlIWdQjU?...youtu.beKids in the Hall: Buddy Cole 18- Male SlaveYouTube video by Gay Comedy Sketches 080
Huber @huber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Amazing. How had I never seen that sketch before?! I thought I had seen them all. 🤯 010
Huber @huber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Took a walk in the woods, saw some fungi, turkeys, & a very fat ground hog. 1492
Reposted by HuberPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/10/2026This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you 932750364
Huber @huber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Got to play every dog owner’s favorite game this morning, “What Are You Eating?!” (Answer: unknown, he finished by the time I ran outside.) 080
Huber @huber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“You know, for kids!”static.klipy.comTimothy Robins in Hudsucker Proxy: You Know, For Kids!Alt: Tim Robbins, a tall white man in an apron and bow tie, in Hudsucker Proxy saying: “You Know, For Kids!” while holding up a paper with a circle drawn on it. 171
Reposted by HuberMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 02/10/2026Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory: There’s ample affordable housing for seniors so Charlie’s grandparents don’t have to share a single bed. Those privileged, capitalist children still meet their factory fates, as they had it coming. buff.ly/HBCpk8dbuff.lyClassic Movie Dilemmas Fixed by Socialism“Alien: People are comfortable listening to women in authority and the creature never comes on board the ship. Nobody dies.” Feb 28 2021 October 4 2022 10/1/... 0316
Huber @huber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’d look really cute behind the wheel of this. (If maintenance, money, & transatlantic shipping were no object.) 020
Huber @huber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Much more charismatic & personable than he seems on TV. He talked about reproductive rights, data centers, the environment… and I listened to dozens of people share their top concerns as well. He stayed to talk with everyone. 110
Huber @huber.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Got to meet WI’s next Governor (assuming y’all WI folks get out & vote), David Crowley. I got to share my concerns & he’s met with everyone who has wanted to chat tonight. 2140
Huber @huber.bsky.social · 30/09/2026How many times can you rewrite the same sentence in an effort to not sound awkward before you just lean into it? 010
Huber @huber.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He’s just naming all my friends. Well fine, we’ll just create our own Dept of Woke & he can’t join the monthly potlucks. 010
Huber @huber.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you’re not already hooked by the time the bass line starts… 😅 110
Huber @huber.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Are those ladies not still hot? I am also confused (but admittedly not a gamer so some of that is to be expected.) 000
Huber @huber.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Fantastic writing. I don’t consider myself chronically single, I simply took a break after a long relationship ended, but can relate to the magical thinking. 0101
Huber @huber.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He is. Normally he snuggles up by my face at night & now that it’s colder I end up with a cat pile on the bed. 010
Huber @huber.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Indeed. That’s Oscar. I asked him to take a selfie & he scampered away. He thought I was going to take him to the vet. 😆 110
Reposted by HuberChuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026 i gotta focus. im shifting into soup mode 16855201
Huber @huber.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Morning floor selfie with the orange cat & the realization I need to vacuum. 1130
Reposted by HuberFr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Youth pastor voice 16888144
Huber @huber.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Whoohoo!static.klipy.comConan O'Brien: High Five!Alt: Conan O'Brien shouting “High Five!” into a microphone and slapping his own hands together. 010
Huber @huber.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Tough call. But am feeling this this evening. youtu.be/RD9xK9smth4youtu.beHole - Doll Parts (Official Music Video)YouTube video by HoleVEVO 1123
Huber @huber.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Adding it to the list. 😅 I mean, once I get as far as an actual date. (I swear I’m a fun hang, just rusty at picking up hints.) 040
Huber @huber.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I did so after shopping at first & learned my lesson. 😅 Those initial trips were expensive with snack foods. 090