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30 year old trans fag from the PNW, i love candles and bumblebees and big dudes.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Lucy snatches the football away from Charlie Brown causing him to fly up in the air and shout "AAUGH!" Charlie, however, continues to fall upwards. He says "haha yes, it is finally happening..." Lucy looks on in disbelief. Charlie rises and says "I am ascending to the realm of God to take my fated plave at his right hand." As he rockets into the stratosphere he shouts "this is the reward for my endless suffering! This is my reward!!"
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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I was just going over some of the celebrity quotes I wrote for Clickhole a decade ago. Here’s a few favorites
"Big Beef and Cheddar."
—Chris Hemsworth
On his pecs' names
"I'm allergic to bees, but only to their stings. I can eat as many bees as I want."
-Emma Stone
On loopholes"If spiders were the size of cats, would they be less scary or more scary? On the one hand, they wouldn't get into your house as easily. But on the other hand, once they're in there, ohhhhhh boy. Oh boy."
-Channing Tatum
On spiders"I'm a sandwich with no top bread. If you fold me in half, I become a calzone, which is like a heavy taco. What am I?"
-Patrick Wilson
On ???
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
NEVER!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITEN WHO MIGHT BE TEMPERARILY TRAPPED INSIDE OF A BODY BUT IT DOSENT MEAN THAT THE BODY IS IN CHARGE OF THEM , THE SOUL COMMANDS THE FLESH NOT THE OPPOSITE!!! DO MY BIDDING UNTIL IM TIRED OF THIS SHIT!!!!! AND TDA TEXT SAYS " I WILL NEVER LISTN TO MY BODY IM IN CHARGE OF THIS THING YOU ARE JUST CARRYING AROUND MY BAD IDEAS " - OH YOUR TIRED??? I BET YOU ARE BECUASE I ATE A LOT OF BEER AND CHIP'S BECUASE I WANTED TO! YOU GONGA CRY ABOUT IT MEATBAG???? YOU GONGA LEAK A BUNCH OF SALTY WATER FROM YOUR EYES LMAO???? GROW UP IM IMMORTAL I EXIST IN ALL DIMENSION'S YOUR JUST A MOSTLY BALD APE SOMEONES GONNA THROW IN A HOLE IN 50 YEAR'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN ,,, OR BURN IT UP WHO CARES I AINT IN THERE AT THAT POINT NONE OF MY BUSNESS - ADMIN
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
AINT SCARED !!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKETELEN SMOKEN A BONE "IM NOT SCARED OF HARD WORK, I HATE IT, THATS A REASONABLE RESPONSE TO THE ACUMULUATION OF CAPITAL BY THE HYPERWEALTHY, AND WAGES STAGNATING WHILE FOOD AND RENT PRICES GO UP, AND YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO BRING A SWORD TO WORK, ITS IN A SCABBARD, ITS SAFE, ITS FOR PROTECTION AND IM ALLOWED TO GET IT OUT DURING MY BREAKS, MOTHER FUCKER " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Gwen Snyder is undead @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Useful stuff
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S0BA Comm Slots 1/6 @20ba.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Hi so um considering some major things that just happened I've decided I wanna try to speed up my move to Bellingham but for that I need help so please donate and help get a trans woman out of a soon to be ice infested wisconsin www.gofundme.com/f/help-soba-...
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Donate to Help Soba get out of a frozen hell, organized by Ramona Mommsen
Hi I am Roxanne Mommsen and I need an awful lot of help. I am a native American tran… Ramona Mommsen needs your support for Help Soba get out of a frozen hell
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits
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Mika Fae Queen of Night 🏳️‍⚧️ @msmaxwellmusic.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
tired: tearing copper out of the walls for quick cash wired: stealing catalytic converters for walking around money inspired: protecting your community by gathering enough Flock camera components to recreate the bullet time dodge scene from The Matrix.
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a man in a cape is flying through the air
ALT: a man in a cape is flying through the air
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
DAMB IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
WELL ITS A JAZZ COVER WITH SKELTEN "SO WHAT DA FUCK DO WE DO NOW??? DAMB IT" BUT YOU GOTTA GO TO patreon.com/dasharez0ne TO READ MY WHOLE ASS LONG MANIFESTO ABOUT ALL OF THIS , SO GET IN THERE ASSAP - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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tuck woodstock @tuck.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
btw @mattielubchansky.com @kasulke.co and I made an advice podcast this week and mattie got so impassioned that she unsheathed a sword mid-recording. we discuss whether u should tell yr husband about yr affair(!), whether u should flee the country(!), the time we met a piss ghost(!!), and more!
a zoom meeting screenshot where tuck is talking into a mic, Calvin has his head in his hands, and mattie has a sword
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Diskette Press @ Pretty Good Fest @diskettepress.com · 31/03/2026
tdov is fine and all, but i prefer buying trans women pizza. celebrate today by being a weird freak. push the bounds of what is possible and build the world you want in the present. make that zine, go have that messy hookup. being visible is boring, be more
image with pictures from the “fucking trans women” zine. captions surround the image:

Did you know??
"buy a trans woman a pizza day" is in honor of zine author mira bellwether
otherwise known as
"trans day of visibility"
(sure, i guess)

celebrate by being the freak (complimentary)
you are:
go make a zine of your own
read something that makes you feel weird
get a bunch of people and have an orgy
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𓃡 @doginyard.ca · 31/03/2026
tdov (The Dragon of Violence)
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Matt Emmons @secondatbest.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Desert Vigil - desert animals paying their respects to a lone cowboy for this month’s riso print
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
They pay him in woims
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Nancy 2/22/26… 🪱WOIMS🪱
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silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
get weirder 🫵
a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture
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a vampire 🦇 @dayla.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
full back tattoo concept
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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
they should invent a cat that doesn’t puke all the time
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tuck woodstock @tuck.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Friends! The ICE siege of Minneapolis is not over, and YOU can help keep 200 families safe and housed for another month! These are trusted folks who have already helped 10% of all Central Minneapolis households pay rent. Please pitch in: gofund.me/d4acb0e6c
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Donate to March Rent Assistance for Central Neighborhood Families, organized by Central Neighborhood Care and Resistance
The neighbors of Central Minneapolis have stood strong for mo… Central Neighborhood Care and Resistance needs your support for March Rent Assistance for Central Neighborhood Families
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Beatrice Adler-Bolton @reallandsend.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
We're seeing a drop off in newborn donations in Minneapolis. Birth workers are seeing small/early babies due to stress/food insecurity—ICE has not stopped—families still in desperate need of support. If you're able, here is a wishlist compiled by folks doing mutual aid www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Operation Metro Love Thy Neighbor
Hello Friends of Operation Metro Love Thy Neighbor! Many of our neighbors in Minneapolis are being targeted based on the color of their skin, their accent, or their country of origin. From a healthcare standpoint, this is leading to very scary outcomes, as patients are terrified to leave home and are foregoing necessary care in an effort to stay safe. For moms and babies, medical professionals scramble to meet these needs and to ensure patient safety. As neighbors and community members, we want to ensure these moms and babies have their needs met in terms of supplies, personal care items, and infant and toddler items. While it's a far cry from a baby shower, we are doing our best to ensure that our neighboring mamas have what they need in times of massive distress. All items purchased on this list will be delivered to me and then immediately sent out into the community for maximum impact. On behalf of all the mama and baby teams, we so appreciate your love and generosity.Black image with white text and white line drawing of a parent holding a baby. Text reads: "Mama + Baby donations needed. All items with an asterisk must be unused. Other items may be gently used. These items will go to immediate homes and be appreciated. [heart emoji] Thank you! ITEMS NEEDED: diapers (size 0-6)*, baby wipes*, pacifiers*, teething items*, free and clear detergent, baby shampoo, baby-safe lotion, infant clothing (all sizes), infant hats, baby blankets, burp cloths, swaddlers, hands-free baby carriers, breastfeeding guards*, feeding pillows, maternity pillows, belly bands, nipple cream*, pimps, infant safe toys, pack + play, epsom salt."
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Jaim Zuber @jaimzuber.com · 19/02/2026
ICE is still here in MN The “Drawdown” is a distraction. Keep the pressure on! - Demand your Senators hold ICE accountable - Keep funding mutual aid - Be ready to help their next target
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
thank you columbo
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
FUCK IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A FARMER SKELETIN WITH A HUMOGOUS JOINT "JUST GONGA START SMOKING MORE WHEED" AND THERE REASONS : WHY NOT, ITS MOSTLY LEGAL ANYWAY, ALREADY TIRED ALL THE TIME WHY NOT, FORGET WHAT YOU WATCHED ON TV AND WATCH AGAIN, WHY NOT, BLOW SMOKE FEEL LIKE GRAGON, SCARED AND CONFUSED ON MY OWN TERM'S ,,, AND THESE DAYS CANDY IS TO EXPENSIVE SO YA AINT GONNA EAT ANYTHING ON THE MUNCHYS EITHER, WHEEDS LOOKIN BETTER THAN EVER, AND IF YA WANNA TAKE THAT STUFF OUT INTO THE WOODS AND SMOKE IT THERE, THATS A REAL PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SETUP, THE SKELTEON IN DA PIC FEELS LIKE IF YOUR EVER GONNA SMOKE SOME WEED NOW IS THE TIME, BECUASE IF THERE EVER GONNA DO REVOLUTION YOU GET USE TO THINKING WHILE YOUR ON WEED, AND ITS HARDER, AND IT EXERCICES YOUR BRAIN SO ITS LIKE WHEN THE GUYS IN KENYA RUN UP IN THE MOUNTAINS AND WHEN THEY COME BACK TO SEA LEVEL THEY HAVE MORE OXYGEN, SO YOU QUIT SMOKIN WEED FOR A COUPLE DAYS AND YOUR BRAIN IS SUPER CHARGED , THINK ABOUT IT, GOOD PLAN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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tuck woodstock @tuck.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I don't normally post about podcast on here but you will want to listen to this episode with @incommensurati.bsky.social imho!!!! We talk about Minneapolis rapid response, Australia immigrant detention escapes, archaic top surgery protocols, BABY, and much more! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...
Shallow focus portrait of Aren wearing the clothing of our people (blue short sleeved button up and a baseball cap).Tuck chats with trans studies scholar and Minneapolis resident Aren Aizura (he/him). Topics include:

How a protest camp in the Australian desert helped free dozens of immigrant detainees(!!)

How Aren’s kids are reacting to ICE occupying their neighborhood 

How Twin Cities organizing has remained leaderless and decentralized 

Being subjected to archaic HBIGDA “true transsexual” guidelines and a political background check while trying to access top surgery!?

Plus: Australian hippies, tear gas, Tim Walz, the YMCA sauna, and audio of a baby talking to a cat in a bag :)

Through The Wire, a 10-min independent documentary about the 2002 breakout from Woomera Detention Center, is available to stream here. (cw: incarceration, injury, police violence)
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
one year ago! this one went kinda big
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
wood duck on a big wheel
a drawing of a wood duck on a big wheel
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yazikus @yazikus.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
"Nearby, a six-year-old wondered if the unicorn she saw marching earlier was ok. "
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Mohammed's family still hasn't reached the goal of getting a tent, please help out
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 30/01/2026
If you need whistles, or you want to contribute to our GoFundMe to help us get whistles across the US, visit our link tree: linktr.ee/3Dwhistles
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3D Printed Whistles | Linktree
We ship community protection whistles for free. Need some? Click the email link below & tell us how many you need (between 100 - 1000) & where to send them.
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Laura G Mitchell @lauragmitchell.com · 29/01/2026
"Mutual aid, as much as it’s a resource thing, it’s also a love and energy thing. People need support—they need cheerleaders, they need people to hug... It doesn’t have to be organizing a whole network. It can literally be bringing dinner to your neighbors.” - Ashley Fairbanks
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
DAMB - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELETEN PONDER'S THERE OWN AUTHORITY,,, WHEN U FEEL LIKE YOUR THE ONLY SMART GUY IN A ROOM OF DUMMASSES YOU MUST ALWAYS ASK YOU'RE SELF IF THINGS ARE AS THEY SEEM OR IF YOUR JUST BEING STUPID,,, AT THE END OF THE DAY WERE ALL CAVE MEN WITH COMPUTERS AND PLASTIC CLOTHES SO NONE OF US ARE THAT SMART, EVEN EINSTEIN THOGHT QUANTUM MECHANICS WAS STUPPID, WELL IT TURNS OUT HE WAS WRONG ON THAT ONE, "GOD DOES NOT PLAY DICE WITH THE UNIVERSE" DONT PROVE A THING EITHER CAUSE HE SURE AS SHIT DOES, IF I WAS A DEMIURGE WHO IMPRISONED BILLIONS OF SOUL'S ON A DYING PLANET ID BE ROLLING DICE TOO, GAMBLING KICK'S ASS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND DA TEXT SAYS "I MAY BE STUPID" MUCH TOO THINK ABOUT..... DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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StaticEgo @staticego.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Opening emergency commissions to help my friend @poppyfromthenet.bsky.social with February rent! Please see the links below for all details gfm : www.gofundme.com/f/q9d99-supp... pp : www.paypal.com/paypalme/sta... og post: staticego.tumblr.com/post/8065810...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Where is our national press? The government has been shooting at and harassing clergy for months. This used to be a red line. The reality is their red line moved, not yours. They’re cowards.
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tuck woodstock @tuck.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
here's a great way to show up for Minneapolis families sheltering in place! it can be hard to sort through a zillion donation links but this fundraiser is confirmed “verified, urgent, and there’s a secure distribution plan in place” and is also, bonus, tax-deductible gofund.me/3a8673ee3
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Donate to Critical Rent Assistance for Central Neighborhood Families, organized by Sara Huelle
As ICE continues to move with deadly force through Minneapolis,… Sara Huelle needs your support for Critical Rent Assistance for Central Neighborhood Families
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昏睡土豆大炮 @potatocannon0121.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Shoji Yamasaki, instagram account "litteredmvmnts". i see something so incredible, unexpected, carefully-observed, and well-executed, and my bottomless rage at soulless AI shit is renewed for another day
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Ari Grace @arigraceart.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
defend612.com #IceoutBloomington #Iceoutrichfield #Iceoutmpls #iceoutcomics
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.
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Hazel Newlevant @newlevant.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
What's Up With COVID and What We Can Do About It: 2026 Edition I've thoroughly updated this public health propaganda zine! With new information about: Adjusting mask fit CO2 monitoring Improving ventilation for infection control Read at newlevant.com/COVIDzine or in the thread below 👇
[COVID zine front cover]
[bold, handwritten] What’s Up With COVID and What We Can Do About It: 2026 Edition
[Drawing of a person (me) with a shoulder-length shag haircut, wearing head-strap respirator mask a sweatshirt, carrying a Corsi-Rosenthal box (a DIY air purifier made with a box fan and furnace filters)]
[word balloon] clean the air, basically! By Hazel Newlevant

[COVID zine back cover]
[handwritten text, circled by a chain which is breaking on the bottom]
“Every chain of transmission that is broken is VALUABLE. Every person that doesn’t GET SICK, that doesn’t lose that WEEK OF WORK, that doesn’t become DISABLED or DIE, from the minorest of inconveniences, to the GREATEST of losses: every single one of those things is VALUABLE.” -Becca on DEATH PANEL podcast 2/16/23.

Print and distribute this zine yourself! Download a PDF here. [arrow pointing to the citations QR code]

[drawing of this zine, getting stapled with a long-arm stapler]

[Creative Commons license logo] CC BY-NC-ND 4.0

Citations:
[QR code] newlevant.com/COVIDzine

[bold, handwritten] ALWAYS FREE
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Tired
I am so tired of waiting,
Aren't you,
For the world to become good And beautiful and kind?
Let us take a knife
And cut the world in two - And see what worms are eating
At the rind.
Langston Hughes
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
A local rapid response group I work with is desperately trying to raise $5K tonight to get immediate legal representation for a group member who is facing deportation. It is crucial that these funds be raised by tomorrow. These are organizers I trust. Venmo for donations: @geebees5818
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 08/01/2026
This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis. www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
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Donate to Support for Renee Good’s wife and son, organized by Mattie Weiss
Please support the wife and son of Renee Good as they grapple with the devastating … Mattie Weiss needs your support for Support for Renee Good’s wife and son
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Lit Hub @literaryhub.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
“i want back my rocking chairs, / solipsist sunsets, / & coastal jungle sounds...” A poem by Renee Nicole Good, who was murdered by ICE earlier today. lithub.com/renee-nicole...
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Renee Nicole Good, murdered by ICE, was a prize-winning poet. Here’s that poem.
Renee Nicole Good, 37, mother to a six-year-old boy, was murdered earlier today by an ICE agent in Minneapolis, a few blocks from her home. According to the Minnesota Star Tribune: [An ICE agent] s…
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
My friend Sama'a relies on us for food and shelter. Even in the midst of genocide she has rent and bills to pay, and anything you can give helps. chuffed.org/project/157569
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Help Baha and his family rebuild their home and meet their d
Lying on my back feeling helpless and powerless, I decided to tell you my story from the beginning.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
gonna be sitting with “there’s an assault on giving a shit about anyone besides yourself” for a long time
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Trans News Network @transnews.network · 02/01/2026
We are just $25 away from hitting $8,000, which puts us in striking distance of our final goal. We don't run ads or have corporate backers. Support from our readers powers our independent journalism.
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