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Howard the Duck: Refugee from Blue Hell

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Just a smartass pretending to be a duck. Quack. (Same as the Kinja dude. Press Secretary of #Twinja.) Started a blog. Here's hoping. (He/Him.)

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evan dahm @evandahm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i dislike the whole project but his paintings have always overwhelmingly struck me as NAIVE in a way that he doesnt seem to intend-- he's treating the illo as lowbrow and authorless and making a joke of putting it into Fine Art, but all i can see is man this fucker had no grasp of drawing at all lol
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
me watching Beverly Hills Cop III:
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 02/10/2026
the trump administration mirrors the executive class so strongly that it's actually kinda wild. both have no understanding of how anything works but think they do and go around pulling out foundational aspects of how things function and then get confused when shit doesn't work
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🦇Spookella Scarvarez🦇 @mastergurgle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Democrats caved and/or facilitated this monopolization of practically every major media property in the US into the hands of a MAGA fascist psychopath. If the US had an opposition party, each of its presidential contenders would would vow to dissolve this monopoly by any means necessary.

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David Ellison has shown an official graphic of everything Skydance will own after acquiring Warner Bros and Paramount.

Assets:

• TNT
• CBS
• CNN
• MTV
• TCM
• Showtime
• Adult Swim
• DC Studios
• Paramount+
• Nickelodeon
• HBO/HBO Max
• Comedy Central
• Cartoon Network

Film Rights:

• Star Trek
• Gremlins
• Beetlejuice
• DC Comics
• Tom & Jerry
• Harry Potter
• Citizen Kane
• Transformers
• A Quiet Place
• Looney Tunes
• The Conjuring
• Mortal Kombat
• Game of Thrones
• Dora The Explorer
• Mission Impossible
• The Lord of the Rings
• SpongeBob SquarePants
• Avatar: The Last Airbender
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
• Dune 3 (distribution rights)
• Minecraft (distribution rights)
• MonsterVerse (distribution rights)
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 02/10/2026
this is, completely unironically, the death of american culture.
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 02/10/2026
until they walk back the physical stuff people will only get madder and madder at each attempt to pander lol, do they have no idea how online mobs work
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Reminder that David Ellison's fortune is entirely contingent on Larry Ellison & Oracle's fate The whole Skydance Project sits on top of a parent balance sheet that the credit market is actively betting against This merger has virtually no chance to actually survive unless AI magically turns around
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 01/10/2026
halloween is the most noble and virtuous holiday because it's the one Cops hate the most and have spent the past 40 years trying to destroy
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s October 1st
David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”
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The Walking Tim @daddymulk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s time.
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 30/09/2026
correct, you should not attempt to launch a game like deadlock in 2026 without all of those things.
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Dr. Aggro @draggro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Currently sourcing investors for a new tourist attraction. I call it an offsen. Basically, it's a bare stretch of rock with a bamboo fence and a deer scare. Overhead on maintenance should be dramatically lower compared to normal baths, and we can advertise it as being much higher in mineral conent.
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Gary Alexander @garyalexander.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Might be the first serious L of her miserable career. Can't say I saw it coming. But maybe these people are capable of occasional disillusionment.
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 29/09/2026
Definitely feels like Sony is in panic mode now, we've gotten two things that are basically screaming WE'RE DOING THE THING YOU WANT, WE'RE DOING THE THING YOU WANT in the past two weeks
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
MC
@burntbulb.bsky.social

okay you can't keep taking every one of my posts and photoshopping it
onto sephiroth
2:52 PM - Sep 28, 2026

+ Follow back
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 26/09/2026
'this art that accurately predicted the future somehow caused it' is the irrational shit that somehow still gets spouted regularly
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 24/09/2026
adding 505 Games to my enemies list
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Dr. Aggro @draggro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I've wanted to make an edit where I face swap Gore Vidal and Videl, but I don't think Gore Vidal is visually recognizable enough to make that joke land, and since the title would be "Gore Videl" I figure most people would think it's Al Gore and at that point it isn't even a pun anymore. Frustrating.
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 23/09/2026
companies any dem admin must seek to destroy if they ever gain power again Open AI Anthropic Visa Mastercard Microsoft Facebook Sysco Draft Kings Polymarket Kalshi Discord
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 23/09/2026
when they bring back an early villain for a filler arc
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 22/09/2026
people who threw a fit about ugly sonic literally saved the franchise lol
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🦷👁️Alex Rochon👁️🦷 @alexrochonva.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This should be the final nail in the Democratic establishment’s coffin. “Centrists” like Newsom just showed their whole ass just like Ed Sheeran did; all he’s doing is helping strengthen Trump’s unpopular and collapsing regime… and Trump will still kicking Newsom while he’s grovelling.
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 21/09/2026
I hate to be a killjoy but these are obviously jokes at the expense of scalpers like how do you see 'how can a company I've supported for 8 months do this to me' and not figure that out lol
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 21/09/2026
actually working out: this sucks, I want to die, why am I doing this, I should end it 5 minutes after showering post workout: this is the best I've ever felt in my life
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 20/09/2026
facebook and microsoft are the two big ones that obviously should be split up my any actually functioning US Government but Sysco should be hammered into oblivion too
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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Browns' brilliant plan to start Watson backfiring because they actually won a game w him and now they have to keep playing this guy that everyone hates
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, acrylic paint, black & white charcoal pencil.

One of my favorite pieces from my new book, Spooky Pants. Coming out this October.

A small cabin in the snow surrounded by trees. Two cabin people stand outside holding mugs of hot cider. One of them shouts out, “Big Fella, we got hot apple cider happening over here.” On the other side of the page we see Big Fella, a massive spider emerging from the forest. 

Artist’s note: The spider only has 6 legs.. I made a mistake. However, I did read that some spiders can lose their legs in battle so maybe that’s what happened. Also, this drawing was probably directly inspired by the game Limbo. I love the art direction in it.
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 19/09/2026
I can think spending 400 million dollars on a Marvel game that plays itself is disgustingly excessive and still believe that Nintendo should spend more than 12 million dollars on new entries in the most successful gaming franchise in history, these aren't mutually exclusive stances
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 19/09/2026
Of all the Clever Plays of gaming discourse, the one I hate the most is the idea that you can't think games should broadly be smaller and less expensive while also thinking certain games needed more money There's a lot of space between a 15m budget and a 200m one, we could, y'know, use it
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GigaBob @gigabob.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Got my exclusive Walmart special edition of Fire Emblem.
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 19/09/2026
looking back everyone is going to wonder why Trump's 1.2 point victory over a candidate attached at the hip to a wildly unpopular incumbent made every business decide The Cultural Reset had happened and everyone was racist now
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Every time one of these stories comes out, I am reminded that that this tech was created by humans. Which explains the dishonesty, sadism, strategic flattery, etc This post originally started with a quote from Genesis, but I cut it because I'm no fool.
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 15/09/2026
having normal controls would certainly help both of those
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 15/09/2026
but if we get rid of the oppressive social panopticon -I- won't be able to judge other people!
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 15/09/2026
sounds like that guy should step down from a stool
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Noel [from GigaBoots] 🏳️‍⚧️ @gigaboots.com · 14/09/2026
Just cancel PS+. It's simple. It's easy. It wont' even affect you until your sub runs out and even when it does I'm certain you can get by without it. The worst part is Sony doesn't let you back up saves locally anymore, so you'll have to DL all your cloud saves & hope your console doesn't die.
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Dr. Aggro @draggro.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Diligently researching my post-op procedures.
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Häschen Schwartz🐰👑VILLAINOUS VTUBER @schwartzsama.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just noticed a hero pulling out his randomly generated cards to choose between 3 skills and attacks. Fuck you. Get the fuck out of my dungeon.
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Every prosecutor in the country when they can’t use illegal wiretapping and rap lyrics as evidence
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Cool ad I just got now I understand ocd
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GigaBob @gigabob.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We just couldn’t afford to fund the most well known creator in the industry making a return to the genre he defined. We’re too busy making completely fungible service games we probably won’t even release. A new James Cameron movie? No thanks we’ve got David Ayer and he’s releasing cooking this time.
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Dr. Aggro @draggro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 11/09/2026
costco costs 65 dollars a year and playstation plus costs 80, one of these lets me buy six pound roast chickens for 5 bucks and a 1.50 hot dog combo, and the other gives sony the freedom to mob execute a creator, studio, game or genre I love every other week.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 10/09/2026
I am serious that today’s journalism ecosystem would be fooled if they played war of the worlds on the radio. It would be on CNN within hours
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 10/09/2026
the first fucking gameplay leaked out of the private playtest today, it's still alive. death to sony.
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 10/09/2026
I'm not opposed to the idea of a highly scripted linear game that focuses on spectacle and presentation but we've clearly reached the point where the fantasy is gone and people are acutely aware how artificial it is
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 10/09/2026
it continues to look worse and worse that Microsoft never made any statement about ICE using Master Chief in their propaganda slop
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