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480 Otis

@horsepajamas.bsky.social
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Cool and funny little guy. I just be chilling fr. he/him

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480 Otis @horsepajamas.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
She get despicable on me til my minion gru
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ceej @ceej.online · 17/01/2025
PEE IS THE POOP OF THE PENIS
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Kermit Gulag, one of the posts of all time
meh. @imheosphoros • 1h
Same card might be used for left-wing based on your awful analogy.

death to america @leftytimes • 1h v this is from the muppetsdeath to america 
@leftytimes
bro just take the L u posted kermit gulag
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Lots of clarity today
Alex press tweet w/pic of cops locking arms adjacent to striking workers:
"NYPD literally locking arms to protect Amazon’s operations lol"

https://x.com/alexnpress/status/1869764581360619628Luis Feliz Leon tweet w/pic of cops escorting handcuffed Amazon driver:
"Breaking: Amazon driver attempted to stop his delivery van in support of ULP strike NYC in the warehouse entrance. The cops swarmed him, and he was arrested. Workers surrounded the van, and cops flung them off."

https://x.com/Lfelizleon/status/1869748494250152071
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Werner Herzog on Animation. Werner Herzog says "I agreed to be on American Dad, but not Family Guy... I was intrigued by its subversive critique of our modern surveillance state. I am less interested in the actions of Peter Griffin... whose only purpose is to be a despicable clown."
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Barack Obama has shared his top erotic free-to-play games of 2024
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Yung Skrrt™ @yungskrrt.com · 22/12/2024
i have been live 24/7 til 2025 and tonight im making beats with subs you better pull up
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
neighbors truck is so sick
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 14/12/2024
the perfect rating doesn't exi...... 📽️
blu ray package showing a PG rating for 

TRADITIONAL
GODZILLA 
VIOLENCE
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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
me: hey medieval peasant. i'm from the future peasant: oh art thou here to try to kille me with doritos me: no i just wanted to say you were right all along about hot buttered bread. it fuckin rocks peasant: it DOTH rock me: it DOTH peasant: tis the GOATE
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prezoh @prezoh.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
wiping ur ass is so embarrassing like ya sry i have shit on my hole
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Bless her heart.
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Gayest Tone @gayesttone.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
*looking at something incredibly South Korean* “What are we a bunch of North Koreans????”
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480 Otis @horsepajamas.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I hate a circular toilet it needs to be a fucking oval my fat ass don’t fit on a circle
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/12/2024
(Obama voice) Mannequin Pussy
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/12/2024
if you saw clark kent’s penis you’d know in a second he was some kind of alien
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.
morpheus from the matrix
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480 Otis @horsepajamas.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
Someone show this to a pics that go hard account
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480 Otis @horsepajamas.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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480 Otis @horsepajamas.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
What are the rules here? I want to do whatever I please
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480 Otis @horsepajamas.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
I’m going to be the silliest boy on this app
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480 Otis @horsepajamas.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
Madden sucks again they still won’t let me get 3 concussions
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480 Otis @horsepajamas.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
It’s always “hey” and never “I wanna suck the soul outta you”
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480 Otis @horsepajamas.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
I need a peach gobbler immediately
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480 Otis @horsepajamas.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
This is so messed up we have to put a stop to it
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480 Otis @horsepajamas.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
I’m kinda like Elmo from Seinfeld
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480 Otis @horsepajamas.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
I want to farm engagement but I never learned how to till the land
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480 Otis @horsepajamas.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
I will become a niche micro internet celebrity. You will respect me. How’s the old saying go? The 5th app is the charm!
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480 Otis @horsepajamas.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
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480 Otis @horsepajamas.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
I’m going to commit stolen valor on the peanut butter baby from vine
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480 Otis @horsepajamas.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
Working in a restaurant is nothing like The Bear. I’m not allowed to scream at anyone
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480 Otis @horsepajamas.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
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480 Otis @horsepajamas.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
😎🤙 <—— doesn’t get cooler than this folks
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480 Otis @horsepajamas.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
Thoughts on peecum?
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480 Otis @horsepajamas.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
I’m looking for just an okay looking woman to suck me like I don’t deserve it
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480 Otis @horsepajamas.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
I am to the limu emu what kraven the Hunter is to Spider-Man. Except I won’t lose
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480 Otis @horsepajamas.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
Liberty mutual better keep that bird in a tight fucking leash. I’m coming when they least expect it
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480 Otis @horsepajamas.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Earthling (derogatory)
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480 Otis @horsepajamas.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
We need to return to calling the television the boobtube
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480 Otis @horsepajamas.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I’m kinda like Shallow Hal if he was from Switzerland
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480 Otis @horsepajamas.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Why didn’t you guys vote for me for president? I would’ve put chocolate milk in all the water fountains
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480 Otis @horsepajamas.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
They should make coed stripper teams with names like the Skincinnati Bungholes and the Nude Yorks Gents (short for genitals) and the Trampa Bay Fuccaneers
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480 Otis @horsepajamas.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Ford has introduced a ground breaking new innovation called BlueCruise hands free driving so drivers can pop a blue chew and Jack off on the highway at 85 mph
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480 Otis @horsepajamas.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Accepting my fate as a fat man and becoming a mall Santa please address me and Mr. Kringle from now on thanks
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480 Otis @horsepajamas.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Everyone should try jacking off hunched over like a monkey at least once in their life
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480 Otis @horsepajamas.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Autistic Bruce Banner be like “that’s my secret Cap. I’m always masking.”
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480 Otis @horsepajamas.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Watching Bagger Vance to improve my stroke
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480 Otis @horsepajamas.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Watching Bagger Vance to improve my stroke
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480 Otis @horsepajamas.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
New followers time to repost the bangers
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