hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 07/09/2026no babe you don't understand I have to be the cuntiest tgirl at the nice steakhouse we're taking my little brother to for his birthday 250
hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 20/08/2026what's your favorite bible verse? wrong answers only (this did numbers in the work slack) 110
hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 11/08/2026media diet win: airport bar tvs playing a) little league world series and b) mtv classic 010
hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 09/08/2026you were the bestest little bisexual boy in the house baby <3 040
hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 31/07/2026cisgender, neurotypical, interpersonal skills, pfffft sorry bad bit cybercitizen, girlboss, bootylicious, rootkit, bottom surgery 020
Reposted by hooktailNora's Sandwich Bot @sandwichbot.bsky.social · 27/07/2026salami, hot banana peppers, garlic confit and fontina on grilled rye 031
hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 24/07/2026clerk at the dmv today complimented my name and also my hair and processed the name change on my registration without further comment, so a successful outing all around 030
hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 17/07/2026ffs surgeon did not prepare me to find a couple hairs stuck _through_ my incision. like follicle->small loop->inside my forehead->emerging again half an inch away 040
Reposted by hooktailhelen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 21/06/2026“orwell and hemingway knew you had to use short words” well orwell was shit and hemingway would have been infinitely better if he knew how to use big girl words like “gender dysphoria” 2316
hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 15/06/2026doc pulled my nose stents out today and they felt like two slugs crawlin' outta there (grody, but strangely pleasurable) and now breathing feels intoxicatingly good!!! 030
hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 12/06/2026all my paranoias have pareidolias the way I'm freaking out about my ffs of success 111
hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 11/06/2026ffs healing had been gross but shockingly fast. swelling is down enough now that I can smile kinda awkwardly :3 140
hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 02/06/2026gave a conference talk today and it was soooo scary I was sooo brave and it went great I deserve lots and lots of pets 240
Reposted by hooktaildailfaughter.bsky.social @dailfaughter.bsky.social · 21/05/2026white people were cooking with “have a good one”. I’m always telling people to have a good one. one what? who’s to say 033
Reposted by hooktailMae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 18/04/2026clown comic [originally posted 5/4/25] 173792915
Reposted by hooktailQuinnie @bittenbovine.bsky.social · 13/04/2026It's so fucked up that Wallace misgendered Gromit every single time, even on her fucking birthday 083
Reposted by hooktailrare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 26/03/2026just discovered "roaming" whereby my telephone can go on an adventure like a man. i dont care that it costs me money, it's the right thing to do. this little computer is my son 111696298
Reposted by hooktailmaia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 14/03/2026fun fact: 📕 when 🍑🙃 they 😄🏾 trained 💪👨 claude in writing github readmes they 📚👥 accidentally fed it nothing 👏 but ❄ these horny 💦😩 emoji copypastas 🍝💒 945840
Reposted by hooktailSupper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Warning: profanity A photo in the booklet for the official 1993 Super Mario Compact Disco album contains a profane shirt in a photo that likely slipped through due to be being printed so small that it requires extreme zooming in to view the swear. 312737683
Reposted by hooktailDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 24/02/2026YOU - Yeah, we're f****ts, got a problem with it?! 020469
Reposted by hooktaildailfaughter.bsky.social @dailfaughter.bsky.social · 10/02/2026broke: fedposting woke: fuddposting 073
Reposted by hooktailactual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 04/02/202604 Feb 2026 262797990
Reposted by hooktaillottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 03/02/2026fiat currency is good. fuck u if you disagree. try wiping your ass with math or bullion. idiot 3383
hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 06/01/2026a truly great episode. this one is thoroughly upsetting!! 032
Reposted by hooktailhelen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 02/01/2026when the guests at the party ask “why do you have a human sized dog bed?” and it’s like… hello? for the human sized dog, obviously?! 3152
hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 25/12/2025my little bro: [was up til 3am last night watching tornado vids] my grandma: how can you spend so long watching tornadoes? bro: have you ever had interests? 030
hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 04/12/2025metroid prime 4 first impressions: chrono tower is unimaginably yonic 120
Reposted by hooktailhelen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 24/11/2025opening my credit score app to see it’s been updated to “not enron” as i exhale a sigh of relief 072
Reposted by hooktailbites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 01/11/2025welcome to transgenderism! we have: dehumanization fantasy (animal) dehumanization fantasy (robot) dehumanization fantasy (corpse) dehumanization fantasy (divine psychosis) dehumanization fantasy (womanhood) 272348670
hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 01/11/2025went to a party with @dailfaughter.bsky.social and we got described as morticia and gomez going to prom 150
Reposted by hooktailQuinnie @bittenbovine.bsky.social · 23/10/2025bloodplay scene where you make me floss my teeth 0174
Reposted by hooktailhelen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 21/10/2025honestly it’s transphobia that partners aren’t allowed to watch the top surgery/bottom surgery/FFS/orchi happen 182
hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 13/10/2025if I were a cow girl I’d get myself stuck in cattle grates on purpose 120
Reposted by hooktaildapurplesharpie @sharpiepls.com · 03/10/2025i don't know if i can ever beat a post like lowtax's ex-wife posting telling you stop posting. i-- i don't know where we go from here anymore. 920341
Reposted by hooktailmaia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 03/10/2025maybe bluesky really is the perfect twitter alternative, it even has it's own insane CEO who's constantly posting through it 11747130