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@hooktail154.bsky.social
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this user is a silly puppy jenny | 30s | she/her pfp by the lovely @bittenbovine.bsky.social

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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
it me!!
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm getting sooo excited for halloween 🐰
jenny, from the chest up, wearing a red sequin gown, gold pendant necklace, and makeup with a purple eye and glossy red lip. she is smiling gently and her brown wavy hair trestles to the left with a streak of gray in it. the background is a softly blurred bookshelf.jenny, from the hips up, wearing a red sequin gown with a plunging neckline, gold pendant necklace, fingerless purple opera gloves, and makeup with a purple eye and glossy red lip. she is looking intensely past the camera as her brown wavy hair spills down behind her right shoulder
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
no babe you don't understand I have to be the cuntiest tgirl at the nice steakhouse we're taking my little brother to for his birthday
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
7ish in the workplace but 2 at most otherwise
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
what's your favorite bible verse? wrong answers only (this did numbers in the work slack)
an edit of the shield of the trinity where the corners say “docker” (the CLI) is not “dockerd” (the daemon) is not “Docker Desktop” (the distribution) but they are all “Docker” (the software project)
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
media diet win: airport bar tvs playing a) little league world series and b) mtv classic
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
you were the bestest little bisexual boy in the house baby <3
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
kitchen table stakes polyamory
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
the odyssey was not very good lmao
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
cisgender, neurotypical, interpersonal skills, pfffft sorry bad bit cybercitizen, girlboss, bootylicious, rootkit, bottom surgery
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Nora's Sandwich Bot @sandwichbot.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
salami, hot banana peppers, garlic confit and fontina on grilled rye
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
clerk at the dmv today complimented my name and also my hair and processed the name change on my registration without further comment, so a successful outing all around
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
ffs surgeon did not prepare me to find a couple hairs stuck _through_ my incision. like follicle->small loop->inside my forehead->emerging again half an inch away
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 21/06/2026
“orwell and hemingway knew you had to use short words” well orwell was shit and hemingway would have been infinitely better if he knew how to use big girl words like “gender dysphoria”
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
doc pulled my nose stents out today and they felt like two slugs crawlin' outta there (grody, but strangely pleasurable) and now breathing feels intoxicatingly good!!!
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
all my paranoias have pareidolias the way I'm freaking out about my ffs of success
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
ffs healing had been gross but shockingly fast. swelling is down enough now that I can smile kinda awkwardly :3
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
oughhh face hurty
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
ffs fit check
a mirror selfie of jenny. she’s wearing a black surgical mask, black blouse with white polkadots and a white skirt with an inky, flowing black print and smattered  
spots of desaturated color that look like stains if you’re not paying close attention. she’s wearing her hair back in a tie.
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
mr gorbachev, hit these back rooms
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
gave a conference talk today and it was soooo scary I was sooo brave and it went great I deserve lots and lots of pets
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dailfaughter.bsky.social @dailfaughter.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
white people were cooking with “have a good one”. I’m always telling people to have a good one. one what? who’s to say
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
A man instructs his young child "get in your giant robot mother." The man shakes his fist at the giant robot mother and says "now fight the real enemy!!!" The robot mother fights a kaiju labelled 'your feelings.' A man watching this says "this is the greatest TV show I've ever seen."
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No Context Achewood @achewoodnc.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
clown comic [originally posted 5/4/25]
“Clocky the transgender clown!”
Clocky(in a drive thru): “and a large fry.”
Drivethru person: “will that be all sir”
Clocky: “yea”
Clocky reaches for something in her glove box
Shoots ha gun at her self, with a little flag that comes out and says ‘bang’
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Quinnie @bittenbovine.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
It's so fucked up that Wallace misgendered Gromit every single time, even on her fucking birthday
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aaron @prettyobvious.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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Daniel Carpenter @dancarpenter.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
He is riven
Screenshot from Riven
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
just discovered "roaming" whereby my telephone can go on an adventure like a man. i dont care that it costs me money, it's the right thing to do. this little computer is my son
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 14/03/2026
fun fact: 📕 when 🍑🙃 they 😄🏾 trained 💪👨 claude in writing github readmes they 📚👥 accidentally fed it nothing 👏 but ❄ these horny 💦😩 emoji copypastas 🍝💒
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Warning: profanity A photo in the booklet for the official 1993 Super Mario Compact Disco album contains a profane shirt in a photo that likely slipped through due to be being printed so small that it requires extreme zooming in to view the swear.
Page 6 of the Super Mario Compact Disco 1993 Japanese booklet contains a very small photo of singer Reiko Chiba wearing a T-shirt with "Macintosh" replaced by "[profane term starting with f]intosh".
Source: "Critical Kate” Willært, bsky.app/profile/katewillaert.bsky.social/post/3k3pjtc7g6d2p, Discord user "marklincadet"
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
YOU - Yeah, we're f****ts, got a problem with it?!
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God's Own Monster @scabbyscribe56.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
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dailfaughter.bsky.social @dailfaughter.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
broke: fedposting woke: fuddposting
tweet by Bill O'Reilly: #BadBunny wracked up a huge audience for his incomprehensible half time appearance. But how did the malevolent rabbit get the gig in the first place? We found out! It's on the @NoSpinNews tonight.
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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Heathcliff walks out of a tattoo shop with a big chest tattoo that says "IN HEAT". A couple watches him leave, and one of them says "He stole my tattoo."
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
fiat currency is good. fuck u if you disagree. try wiping your ass with math or bullion. idiot
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
this is so sad hey siri play dilberito
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Quinnie @bittenbovine.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Nancy and Sluggo dance together. Heathcliff wearing a "trans rights" helmet leaves a litterbox. A spilled urn is next to the litterbox. It is labeled "scott adams' ashes". Caption text is "new gender-neutral litterbox just dropped"
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
a truly great episode. this one is thoroughly upsetting!!
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 02/01/2026
when the guests at the party ask “why do you have a human sized dog bed?” and it’s like… hello? for the human sized dog, obviously?!
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
my little bro: [was up til 3am last night watching tornado vids] my grandma: how can you spend so long watching tornadoes? bro: have you ever had interests?
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
metroid prime 4 first impressions: chrono tower is unimaginably yonic
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 24/11/2025
opening my credit score app to see it’s been updated to “not enron” as i exhale a sigh of relief
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
welcome to transgenderism! we have: dehumanization fantasy (animal) dehumanization fantasy (robot) dehumanization fantasy (corpse) dehumanization fantasy (divine psychosis) dehumanization fantasy (womanhood)
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
went to a party with @dailfaughter.bsky.social and we got described as morticia and gomez going to prom
a waist-up picture of jenny smiling in a black dress showing significant cleavagejenny wearing the long black dress and a black ring with a snake motif. she is posing for a picture with sunny who is wearing a patterned blue dress shirt, slacks, and a bow tie with his adorable mustache
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Quinnie @bittenbovine.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
bloodplay scene where you make me floss my teeth
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 21/10/2025
honestly it’s transphobia that partners aren’t allowed to watch the top surgery/bottom surgery/FFS/orchi happen
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
if I were a cow girl I’d get myself stuck in cattle grates on purpose
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dapurplesharpie @sharpiepls.com · 03/10/2025
i don't know if i can ever beat a post like lowtax's ex-wife posting telling you stop posting. i-- i don't know where we go from here anymore.
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 03/10/2025
maybe bluesky really is the perfect twitter alternative, it even has it's own insane CEO who's constantly posting through it
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