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@hooktail154.bsky.social
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this user is a silly puppy jenny | 30s | she/her pfp by the lovely @bittenbovine.bsky.social

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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
@dailfaughter.bsky.social wouldn't let me post one of the ones with him but you have to believe me they're dangerously cute!
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
aaaa I love it so much thank you!!! (and also thanks to my lovey @dailfaughter.bsky.social for the early bday surprise 🥰)
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
it me!!
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@dailfaughter.bsky.social's roger rabbit is absurdly good too :3
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm getting sooo excited for halloween 🐰
jenny, from the chest up, wearing a red sequin gown, gold pendant necklace, and makeup with a purple eye and glossy red lip. she is smiling gently and her brown wavy hair trestles to the left with a streak of gray in it. the background is a softly blurred bookshelf.jenny, from the hips up, wearing a red sequin gown with a plunging neckline, gold pendant necklace, fingerless purple opera gloves, and makeup with a purple eye and glossy red lip. she is looking intensely past the camera as her brown wavy hair spills down behind her right shoulder
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
love to augment my ttff using a radio uplink
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
you literally have a new carly album to listen to cmonnnn
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
objectively correct take!!
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
mmmm end cap ribeye my beloved
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
no babe you don't understand I have to be the cuntiest tgirl at the nice steakhouse we're taking my little brother to for his birthday
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
this is my life rn too (50.5 hours, day 47)
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
yippie!!!
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
got burned out after doing that for ~8 years, spent two months documenting all my accumulated knowledge, and switched teams love my old team tho they're all great. they still hit me up with obscure questions every few months
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
accumulate knowledge and responsibility until nothing can get done without your input (would not actually recommend this) and vehemently oppose attempts to take shortcuts
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
7ish in the workplace but 2 at most otherwise
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
lmao
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
what's your favorite bible verse? wrong answers only (this did numbers in the work slack)
an edit of the shield of the trinity where the corners say “docker” (the CLI) is not “dockerd” (the daemon) is not “Docker Desktop” (the distribution) but they are all “Docker” (the software project)
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
lolaaaaaa <3
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
aaaahhh this was amazing I'm so glad I could make it to the show!!!
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
media diet win: airport bar tvs playing a) little league world series and b) mtv classic
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
you were the bestest little bisexual boy in the house baby <3
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
kitchen table stakes polyamory
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
follow me for more insightful film criticism
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
the odyssey was not very good lmao
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
cisgender, neurotypical, interpersonal skills, pfffft sorry bad bit cybercitizen, girlboss, bootylicious, rootkit, bottom surgery
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
omg congrats!!
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Nora's Sandwich Bot @sandwichbot.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
salami, hot banana peppers, garlic confit and fontina on grilled rye
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
yeah would
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
clerk at the dmv today complimented my name and also my hair and processed the name change on my registration without further comment, so a successful outing all around
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
damn bitch you live like this?
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
ffs surgeon did not prepare me to find a couple hairs stuck _through_ my incision. like follicle->small loop->inside my forehead->emerging again half an inch away
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
yippie!!
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
tangential bizarre thing about this is that the push for video "content" was a fb op and we now know that they falsified data showing that video engagement is higher!!
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 21/06/2026
“orwell and hemingway knew you had to use short words” well orwell was shit and hemingway would have been infinitely better if he knew how to use big girl words like “gender dysphoria”
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
lol. lmao.
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
doc pulled my nose stents out today and they felt like two slugs crawlin' outta there (grody, but strangely pleasurable) and now breathing feels intoxicatingly good!!!
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
(I'm all good there's nothing to worry about, @dailfaughter.bsky.social is nervous about seeing his family which is gonna be Fine and Normal and I was razzing him about it a little, as a treat)
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
all my paranoias have pareidolias the way I'm freaking out about my ffs of success
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
it is pretty funny that they gave me the surgery that allows me to whistle. never could before and now I do it all the time by accident in my resting position
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
ffs healing had been gross but shockingly fast. swelling is down enough now that I can smile kinda awkwardly :3
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
oughhh face hurty
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I was doing my share of ogling too
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
ffs fit check
a mirror selfie of jenny. she’s wearing a black surgical mask, black blouse with white polkadots and a white skirt with an inky, flowing black print and smattered  
spots of desaturated color that look like stains if you’re not paying close attention. she’s wearing her hair back in a tie.
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
mr gorbachev, hit these back rooms
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
gave a conference talk today and it was soooo scary I was sooo brave and it went great I deserve lots and lots of pets
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
gg
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dailfaughter.bsky.social @dailfaughter.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
white people were cooking with “have a good one”. I’m always telling people to have a good one. one what? who’s to say
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
A man instructs his young child "get in your giant robot mother." The man shakes his fist at the giant robot mother and says "now fight the real enemy!!!" The robot mother fights a kaiju labelled 'your feelings.' A man watching this says "this is the greatest TV show I've ever seen."
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hooktail @hooktail154.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
thanks for the reminder that it’s past time for me to open that jar of cornichons in the pantry
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No Context Achewood @achewoodnc.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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