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Dillon 🏳️‍🌈

@homophonic.uk
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Music, games, and music games. 🇺🇸 in 🇬🇧 - IT strategist - 31 and very 🏳️‍🌈 - He/him 📍 (East) London, England 🌍 homophonic.uk Online Interactions Not Rated by the ESRB

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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 39m
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Xzyliac Delilah-Electroclash Ariel Has Big Hair and Steals @xzyliac.bsky.social · 6h
So it looks like after my travel expenses and with my bills, I’m coming up $250 short for this month that I need to pay by Friday. I really don’t expect that asking the internet to help a girl out with $250 in two days is realistic.
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 3h
Early 2000s rom coms really made me think gallery openings were going to be a bigger part of my adult life
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 3h
I mean yeah you need to have a business to be able to sell it
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Dillon 🏳️‍🌈 @homophonic.uk · 3h
People from South America seem like they are ALWAYS fucking. I'm jealous
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Dillon 🏳️‍🌈 @homophonic.uk · 5h
Ordering a big ol’ feck off kebab
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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Dillon 🏳️‍🌈 @homophonic.uk · 9h
Need that menswear guy to tell me how to look hotter with fewer clothes on
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BestBoi Alex @alexdualgrey.bsky.social · 11h
Good morning
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Dillon 🏳️‍🌈 @homophonic.uk · 11h
The new siri is really good tbh
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Dillon 🏳️‍🌈 @homophonic.uk · 13h
How alt text shamers feel all the time
A bronze statue of a man with a head 3 times larger than his strangely shredded body, dragging that head along the ground. His bronze cock is out.
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 13h
castle doctrine baby
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Dillon 🏳️‍🌈 @homophonic.uk · 13h
I know I’m getting old because my body has started violently rejecting getting fewer than 7 hours of sleep
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Dillon 🏳️‍🌈 @homophonic.uk · 23h
Logging onto Grindr in the evening
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Dillon 🏳️‍🌈 @homophonic.uk · 29/09/2026
I used to have such a crush on Dev Patel I just looked him up and he’s still cute
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Tom Warren @tomwarren.co.uk · 29/09/2026
Xbox disc-to-digital is rolling out to all consoles now 🙏
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Dillon 🏳️‍🌈 @homophonic.uk · 29/09/2026
When COVID hit, the schools I was working at in the UK were publishing guides on how to use games consoles to access their online coursework if families did not have computers. The Wii U was on the list, if that counts.
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specter @ out of the blender @specterthieving.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Dillon 🏳️‍🌈 @homophonic.uk · 29/09/2026
Been invited to a black tie event at work so now I get to go ✨suit shopping ✨
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Adjunct Professor of Applied Thinkology @zebra.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026
We need to juice migration numbers in Poland to also get these types of stands.
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Dillon 🏳️‍🌈 @homophonic.uk · 28/09/2026
Do you ever forget you’re finished growing
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Dillon 🏳️‍🌈 @homophonic.uk · 28/09/2026
The Proposal is on Apple TV. So I just accidentally rewatched The Proposal
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DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Without doxxing myself, my house is in this photo
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💜Vicky Eris💜 @inazumakick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the fact that is an option is so funny
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Dillon 🏳️‍🌈 @homophonic.uk · 28/09/2026
Oh it’s gonna be a homesick day, ain’t it
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Dillon 🏳️‍🌈 @homophonic.uk · 27/09/2026
Pokémon has me wanting to get a puffer jacket oh no, look at these fits
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
the funniest thing about bluesky is that eventually, you're going to run into somebody who claims that they know all 26 letters of the alphabet. i'm sorry to burst your bubble, but: no. you don't. nobody does
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Dillon 🏳️‍🌈 @homophonic.uk · 27/09/2026
Every post on Facebook is AI now. Scrolling through is like swimming in the sludge at the bottom of a dumpster
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Dillon 🏳️‍🌈 @homophonic.uk · 27/09/2026
Eww the Demi Lovato version of Let It Go can get in the bin
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Dillon 🏳️‍🌈 @homophonic.uk · 27/09/2026
I want to learn more of those romance languages 🇪🇸🇧🇷🇫🇷🇮🇹
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Steel Haze @pauloprudente.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
playstation: no more physical games brazilian trans congresswoman and national hero Erika Hilton: not on my watch
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Dillon 🏳️‍🌈 @homophonic.uk · 27/09/2026
It’s too quiet on the UK drama front rn, get the government to set off another one of those emergency alerts so everyone can complain for a week
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Dillon 🏳️‍🌈 @homophonic.uk · 26/09/2026
Did some britface last night @rbkexperience.com
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Dillon 🏳️‍🌈 @homophonic.uk · 26/09/2026
This goes hard ngl
A photo of a photo taken on a pink Nintendo 3DS. In the image, I am pointing at the camera while holding drumsticks. A man in the background is holding a crkd guitar, and another man is holding a pint glass. Rock Band 3 is on in the background.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Dillon 🏳️‍🌈 @homophonic.uk · 26/09/2026
There were multiple images of me captured tonight on a Nintendo 3DS
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Dillon 🏳️‍🌈 @homophonic.uk · 25/09/2026
Can tell my libido is dead atm because I’m ghosting the roster
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🌒 fletch @fletcherp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Koji Kondo you’ll never be famous!! I’m so excited for OoT
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Dillon 🏳️‍🌈 @homophonic.uk · 25/09/2026
Should move back to the US and find me a nice country boy and have a big ol ranch house and 4 dogs
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Dillon 🏳️‍🌈 @homophonic.uk · 25/09/2026
Local facebook is absolutely flooded with AI poster slop
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CapedStrawberry 🍓🌸 @capedstrawberry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Guitar Hero was best when the guitars would scream and cum and explode after each song
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Dillon 🏳️‍🌈 @homophonic.uk · 24/09/2026
Whoever has their phone connected to an outdoor speaker at full volume down the street, could you answer the fucking call
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Dillon 🏳️‍🌈 @homophonic.uk · 24/09/2026
This shit is relentless, make it stopppp apple.news/ADPlpouCIRse...
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McDonald’s is testing ads on its drive-thru menus — The Verge
McDonald’s is putting ads on its drive-thru menu as part of a “limited” pilot at company-owned restaurants, according to a report from Bloomberg.
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Fuzzerween @fuzzerhop.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Happy bisexual awareness month!
The ikea bisexual nobody believes you couch with hand prints all over it
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silly kitty @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
cropped screenshot of the vocal highway in Rock Band 3, showing the lyrics "You are the gayest" for the lead singer and "my pickle" for one of the backup singers. It's from the song Trash Candy by Tijuana Sweetheart.
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Rare Ltd. @rare.co.uk · 04/08/2025
40 years of @rare.co.uk. From devoted Rare gamers to single-series stalwarts, we want to show our appreciation for anyone who's visited even just one of our worlds. For keeping an assorted ragtag of creatives working magic in the Midlands, only two words will do: THANK YOU 💙💛
Theatre seating contains a range of characters from Rare games, including Banjo and Kazooie, Conker, Rash from Battletoads, Mr. Pants, Joanna Dark and Elvis from Perfect Dark, Lesedi from Sea of Thieves, Mr. Ribs from Grabbed by the Ghoulies and various Piñatas from Viva Piñata. Some are just sat smiling, while others are getting up to mischief.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/09/2026
microsoft have essentially bought up and bulldozed almost an entire american arts industry as a half-hearted distraction from their main project of trying to monopolise and rent-seek global digital infrastructure and military contracts
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Dillon 🏳️‍🌈 @homophonic.uk · 22/09/2026
What the fuck is an Evercade and why are they getting fresh new cartridges with ROMs of Banjo-Kazooie and Banjo-Tooie including previously cut content
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