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Jason Fischbach

@hockeyfisch.bsky.social
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Pictures of my cats always available for anyone who needs them for mental health #emergencyDerp. He/Him. Header by @shannonmanorart

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spooky rachel @introspectre.online · 08/10/2026
if ur gonna be horny you gotta be good at boundaries & you gotta be respectful. those are the rules sorry.
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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 04/10/2026
I’m not cutting off family because of their politics. I’m cutting off family because of their immorality, which shows through their politics.
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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s always darkest before it gets more darkerest.
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Jenna @thesleepysuccubus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#cornelluniversity
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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Jason Fischbach @hockeyfisch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Guy who loves hockey but not enough to follow rule updates in the off-season: Is it October yet?
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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Reskeet this if you have had cheese today. I’m trying to see something.
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Jason Fischbach @hockeyfisch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bad things happen, and people react in one of two ways. You either drag the world down by pushing for others to suffer the way you have, or you make the world a better place so others don't have to suffer like you did. What's it gonna be?
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Jason Fischbach @hockeyfisch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Me when Arial is peeing on the rug
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Jason Fischbach @hockeyfisch.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Shannon is incredible and I highly recommend her work!
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Picture of a capybara at the beach.
The caption says, "if you are reading this the curse is lifted have a good day"
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Jason Fischbach @hockeyfisch.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
You ever love your job so much you feel physically ill about the thought of returning to it
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🏳️‍⚧️ Decomposing Princess Jackie @jackiesupernova.northsky.social · 15/06/2026
TRANS PEOPLE DESERVE TO PROSPER TRANS PEOPLE DESERVE TO LOVE TRANS PEOPLE DESERVE TO MAKE MISTAKES AND BE FORGIVEN TRANS PEOPLE DESERVE EQUALITY JUST SAYING THEY SHOULD EXIST IS WEAK IN 2026. THEY DESERVE TO HAVE THE FULL SPECTRUM THAT LIFE OFFERS PASS IT THE HECK ON!!! 🩵🩵🩷🩷🤍🤍🩷🩷🩵🩵 🩵🩵🩷🩷🤍🤍🩷🩷🩵🩵
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Jason Fischbach @hockeyfisch.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The sads are big today
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Jason Fischbach @hockeyfisch.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Man what a bummer to hear people talking about a "coming out party" for Staal during pride month when he and his family were some of the biggest supporters of the NHL killing all pride activities.
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Jason Fischbach @hockeyfisch.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
No is a complete sentence in every industry
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Kirsten @kirbs.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
a fun fact is that without the team having ever played a game or even compiled half a lineup, PWHL Detroit's roster already boasts the most games missed to suspensions of any team in league history
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
repost if you agree: women
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Jason Fischbach @hockeyfisch.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Listen- I'm not saying I'm surprised. If you watch hockey AT ALL you knew he was gonna get injured as soon as he started facing shots. What I'm saying is that Freddie isn't the goalie we all wanted to see get injured this series.
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
You’re gonna regret reposting me in the morning
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 03/06/2026
#⏰🐘🧵
A typewritten note that reads "support trans wrongs"

With a doodle of an elephant
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Jason Fischbach @hockeyfisch.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Period.
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Jason Fischbach @hockeyfisch.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
☆ copy this to your profile and let your mutuals tell you their first impression of you ☆
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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
repost this to scare an “ai artist”
POV close-up of a hand holding a mechanical pencil drawing a line on a notepad
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ltwlauren🤸‍♀️❤️🎶🎨🐾 @ltwlauren.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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Jason Fischbach @hockeyfisch.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Hey Dad
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Jason Fischbach @hockeyfisch.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Btw my divorce became official this week so if anyone thinks I'm cute you're now legally obligated to tell me
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Jason Fischbach @hockeyfisch.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
IT Guy: hey is now a good time for me to look at your phone for that issue you were having? Me: Sure! Bsky: now seems like a good time to refresh your feed. How about you take a gander at this lovely video of a large ejaculating penis that your friend reskeeted?
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Jason Fischbach @hockeyfisch.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Hear my name, take a good look. This could be the day.
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Jason Fischbach @hockeyfisch.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
If you’ve been the victim of skeet theft, you may be entitled to compensation. Call 1-800-MY-SKEET-NOW and let them know You. Mean. Business
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Jason Fischbach @hockeyfisch.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Every time I see this episode of The Wall I think the chick is @deadheadgirly.bsky.social and then I'm disappointed because Chris Hardwick isn't a good dude and my friend isn't actually winning millions of dollars
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Jason Fischbach @hockeyfisch.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Just saw a car with license plate 1HRT1LV and IDK how I'm supposed to read that but I'm seeing it as each person who gets on HRT is a life saved. We love seeing trans supportive kings/queens out in the wild
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Jason Fischbach @hockeyfisch.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Journalism quality has fallen off a cliff in the last few years but this is the type of hard-hitting content we need in these trying times
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Jason Fischbach @hockeyfisch.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
This hits really hard and she's *checks notes* not at all brave for saying it
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Jason Fischbach @hockeyfisch.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
What if that man in the construction site had stumbled across a dying andalite with a blue cube?
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
there is literally nothing wrong with being trans and anyone who says otherwise is a fascist who would kill and/or enslave your entire family at a moment's notice
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Jason Fischbach @hockeyfisch.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Hey Rumi you know we think you're great and we love you like a sister but uh any chance you wanna explain what this verse about having secret patterns is all about? Just curious...
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🔞 Kit 🔞 @maximumuwu.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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Jason Fischbach @hockeyfisch.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Have any of the people in power thought about the fact that if you do something (anything?!?) to the people already implicated in the files, you'll have way fewer people interfering with the release of the rest of them? But the obstruction is meaningless if the release brings no action.
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Marcy @deadheadgirly.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Of all the things not worth waiting in line for, Chick-fil-a is at the top of the list.
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Galmesh Rosewood @galmeshrosewood.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I don't comment on the current state of things because I don't want to drown people with fear and anxiety, but I do care deeply and I'm mad all the time.
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Jason Fischbach @hockeyfisch.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
But on the bright side, this surgery gave me the opportunity to watch Heated Rivalry
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Jason Fischbach @hockeyfisch.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Not sure who to cheer for at the world juniors. Used to be Canada but it's been tough since the scandal and the slush fund and all that. Obviously don't support what the US has been up to. But don't really have any clear connection to any other team. Devils have a lot of Swiss and one finn prospect?
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Rockmunchboi🏳️‍⚧️🗡️ @rockmuncher69.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
That and basic human rights but yeah 👍🏿
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Jason Fischbach @hockeyfisch.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Banning healthcare for kids is somehow supposed to help the kids?
media.tenor.com
a group of cartoon characters holding a sign that says won 't somebody please think of the children
ALT: a group of cartoon characters holding a sign that says won 't somebody please think of the children
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Jason Fischbach @hockeyfisch.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Stealing this image so I can make a post guaranteed to have zero authentic engagement
Reskeet if you'd fuck me, heart if I turn you on
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Kenza the Zang Thing @kenzamaka.sheath.church · 14/09/2025
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Jason Fischbach @hockeyfisch.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Well I guess we finally know what life would've looked like if Lou Lamoriello was a violent raging alcoholic
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