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A miserable pile of secrets, broken upon eighteen wheels for the crime of pursuing alchemy rather than a trade

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Apparently when rebarreling a PS90 as an SBR, that one spring that went flying off goes back on in between the new barrel nut and the receiver, not between the barrel and the identical hole at the other end of the receiver. Nearly made like Daffy hunting an errant 'roo.
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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
One of these days, Stephen Miller's gonna show up to work acting professional, speaking like an adult, new barcode tattoo on the back of his head, and someone's going to find seashells on the beach spelling out 2209
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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Need to get caught up on my podcast feed. You know things are bad when your normally "gotta pay for roads and social security" ass is convinced to go full Ayn Rand "park your tax obligations in high yield savings accounts until tax day" by the endorsement of Siri Dahl.
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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
...are there any good quick ways to get into work helping lawyers working for the right side of the law in these troubled times? My qualifications are my dad's a lawyer and my mom's Irish, so I've inherited from both sides a tendency to respond to questions with further uninvited questions.
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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
The eternal Tiny Tim, still dancing through the night, A hundred screenplays later, he still does not die, In Ireland, in Lebanon, in Palestine and Berkeley, Patty Hearst heard the burst of Tiny Tim's Thompson gun and bought it
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
say what you will about Andrew Tate, but his decision to not have a chin likely saved his life in that fight. Just one of those uppercuts would've killed Bruce Campbell.
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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Guys only want one thing, and if the idea of being born Diogenes of Sinope disgusts you so much it'd probably be for the best if you stick to Platonic friendships
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 11/12/2025
'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
Oh, the weather outside is frightful  

And since we've no place to go  


It doesn't show signs of stopping  



How I hate going out in the storm  


The fire is slowly dying
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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Bizarro Chicago-style Bloody Mary: served in a mug, made with Malort, served topped with whipped cream, chocolate, grated nutmeg.
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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
(I got the night off work, because I have orientation for jury duty in the morning, so I'm being more active, but I'm simultaneously torn by the perverse incentive that now more than ever is no time to leave jury duty to people too dumb to get out of it,)
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 29/11/2025
can't sleep so i went back, threw in opacity fades at the beginning and end, and added subtitles and some other images. probably gonna throw this up on youtube tomorrow because at this point why not, it's a Real Video
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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
"From the meanest creature one departs wiser, richer, more conscious of one's blessings." Samuel Beckett, 1953, Waiting for Godzilla
An image of the titular kaiju from the 1954 film ゴジラ
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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Hi, trucker here. Some routes involve driving someplace, and waiting for someone with whom you'll trade trailers, and taking your lunch while you wait. When I was on that kind of route, I'd use a kettle while parked to make ramen or buldak. They need to make a 12v sous vide adaptor.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
today, like every day, is a good day to remember everything Lake Superior has taken from us. the only language the Great Lakes understand is force. RIP to the Eddie Fitz
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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I did not vote yesterday, but I have an excuse! Our gubernatorial election's next year. Ohio, mirai saiko
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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
So...I'm about to be on jury duty for a session. And it has me in something of a state. Because my profession precludes most forms of activism, and I've just been locked into a state of learned helplessness for as long as I existed before being a person.
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Author Myron J. Clifton @deardean22.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
The photo: The comments you will laugh at:
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
most of the last decade of my career was a frantic effort to warn as many people as possible about the dangers i saw coming in the near future now that all the stuff i saw coming is here, i dunno what to do other than maybe start a Warhammer 40k podcast
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
this dystopia is completely ruining my enjoyment of fictional dystopia
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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
es jueves mis güyes
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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
@funranium.bsky.social Latest Tech Ingredients video seems to demand your input regarding laser safety. Lots of fun targets getting lased, but not a lot of respirator use. youtu.be/BkbVeA4Lejc?...
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You helped but we CAN'T STOP THIS LASER!
YouTube video by Tech Ingredients
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Weeks like these remind me of my training back when I worked at Amazon: If it's yellow, you're a dehydrated fellow. If it's brown, you're in rhabdo town.
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Bob Mann @robertmannbooks.com · 15/09/2025
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 11/09/2025
come ON man. kirk was the original pioneer of the right wing cottage industry of bad faith debate content. his entire thing was baiting 19-year-olds into saying half-baked shit and then posting videos of his epic owns online. that's what he was doing the moment he died. what are we doing here
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Likely to be eaten by a Grue @taterpie.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Kirk died doing what he loved: inciting people to violence.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The people wondering "how could anyone who isn't a professional escape after a high profile daylight assassination" are forgetting two things: 1. Cops are bad at their jobs 2. The FBI used to be somewhat better at their jobs and were recently gutted by political layoffs
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 01/09/2025
i am re-upping my plea and this time tagging in even more people who can vouch for my podcast guest abilities such as @raaleh.bsky.social, @illybocean.boontavista.com, and @socialistshelf.bsky.social. from middlebrow media commentary to middlebrow political commentary, i can do it all!
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Ignatius Thornycroft @igthornycroft.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
waiting for news like
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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Seven months into this shitshow of an administration, and finally some good news: new gender neutral bathroom's been commissioned in Colorado Springs, in memorium of the late James Dobson
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
so we're like 6-12 months out from them going full khmer rouge and emptying the cities huh
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Quiznos? Cosi? Subway? Jimmy John's? Jersey Mike's? Any sub shop I visit from this day forward will be judged not only on the taste & value of its sandwiches, but their weight, velocity, & stability of their wrapping.
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Hundreds of Beavers Movie @hundredsofbeavers.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
your being manipulated @a24movies.bsky.social
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Ron Hacker @ronhacker.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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Helena Greer @blumagaincurios.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Do you know the podcast This Guy Sucked? It's just people going on and talking about their historical nemeses, which is maybe my favorite ever concept for a podcast.
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Helena Greer @blumagaincurios.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Autocorrect tried to change it to the single nemesis and I was like NOT TODAY.
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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
If you see this, post a vampire
An edited poster for the film FINDING DORY, now reading       DI       O  and featuring the face of Dio Brando from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure shopped onto the faces of the various sea creatures within the frame of the poster. Kono Dio da, etc.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
"Men whose triggers pull their fingers. Men who would rather fight than win."
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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Kenan Thompson: Welcome to Godot Burger, home of the Godot Burger, can I take your order? Customer: Yeah, can I get a Godot Burger? KT: Sorry, we're out of Godot Burgers. We are doing a special on Go-Dogs though. C: Okay, I'll take that. KT: Excellent choice, sir
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James Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Dream job. Playing a villain on #RickandMorty.
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JudgeSabo 🏴 @judgesabo.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Time to read the Declaration of Independence theanarchistlibrary.org/library/emma...
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A New Declaration of Independence
Emma Goldman A New Declaration of Independence 1909 Published in Mother Earth, Vol. IV, no. 5, July 1909.
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 05/07/2025
i can’t enjoy the fireworks this year
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Alex Arrelia @alexarrelia.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
America has effectively legalized The Purge. That’s how this feels because that’s all this is. If anyone can put on a vest and a mask and abduct you, you just have The Purge.
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Miami Against Fascism @miaagainstfash.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Rolando and Anthony Lavielle found out the hard way what happens when you show up in tactical gear and impersonating ICE to intimidate rally goers in Miami. #FAFO #AhoraSoyPeor 😂
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I did an event in DC & there was a party for donors etc after. Was talking to 2 ppl & I said "Things are so bad." They said "No this is how it is. Things swing one way, then another. It's normal." That's when I realized why Dems are toothless. They have no idea what this is. Frogs boiling in water.
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JohnCraig @johnny2tone.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
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manuwai.bsky.social @manuwai.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
ALWAYS!!!!
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Thing I need all Dems at every level to absorb yesterday: if someone pulls a knife on you, you are in a knife fight, whether or not you want to be
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