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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Also, consider the Esquire Theater in Clifton. It's an off-week for their fortnightly RHPS midnight screenings, but depending on whether you're sticking around long enough for that, they are screening Castration Movie Anthology in two parts on the 13th and 20th

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Cincinnati Museum Center's Omnimax has a dinosaur documentary narrated by Sam Neill playing currently, plus the museum was going to be the terminal for railroad interline operations before that got axed

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

What if the chartreuse m&m was both more fecund and more potent than either parent, like the hybrid spiders in Arachnaphobia

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Apparently when rebarreling a PS90 as an SBR, that one spring that went flying off goes back on in between the new barrel nut and the receiver, not between the barrel and the identical hole at the other end of the receiver. Nearly made like Daffy hunting an errant 'roo.

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

One of these days, Stephen Miller's gonna show up to work acting professional, speaking like an adult, new barcode tattoo on the back of his head, and someone's going to find seashells on the beach spelling out 2209

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

If only matters of law made more sense than matters of making sausages

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

No, some of us just already knew that if meaningful changes to our gun laws ever happened, how they'd get enforced would look like how ICE has been doing things. The ethnosupremacists propagandizing their deeds from preschools have fellow travelers in LE. The problem's worse than you know.

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Technically, the question of whether Jan 6 was an insurrection or rebellion hadn't been resolved in any court of law by the time of the 2024 election. Less that they discarded XIV S(imagine it's fancy) 3 and more that they dragged their feet on that and relied on "innocent until proven sus."

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Mary Anne MacLeod Trump lied in the 1940 census about the state of her naturalization. She "naturalized" in 1942, following this act of perjury. Therefor, we could argue she was an illegal, and that her son Donny was an anchor baby whose citizenship can be questioned, under Rubio's logic.

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Need to get caught up on my podcast feed. You know things are bad when your normally "gotta pay for roads and social security" ass is convinced to go full Ayn Rand "park your tax obligations in high yield savings accounts until tax day" by the endorsement of Siri Dahl.

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Idk but it's definitely a bad sign when your monarchy is headed by people who have taken pains to avoid seeing and knowing the metaphorical elephant. Case in point, the party backing the monarchy wearing the skin of a republic like the alien from the first Men In Black movie that got George Floyded.

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

...are there any good quick ways to get into work helping lawyers working for the right side of the law in these troubled times? My qualifications are my dad's a lawyer and my mom's Irish, so I've inherited from both sides a tendency to respond to questions with further uninvited questions.

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Nah, his head just did that on its own. Just like JFK and Hemingway. Zooted out from too many peanut butter, onion, and morphine sandwiches.

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

The eternal Tiny Tim, still dancing through the night, A hundred screenplays later, he still does not die, In Ireland, in Lebanon, in Palestine and Berkeley, Patty Hearst heard the burst of Tiny Tim's Thompson gun and bought it

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

best I can do is a knife from histosonics that can cut through an aorta without breaking skin, you'll still need to make a melee attack against their touch AC

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

say what you will about Andrew Tate, but his decision to not have a chin likely saved his life in that fight. Just one of those uppercuts would've killed Bruce Campbell.

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Noise-cancelling headphones. Gift card to his distant cousin Aeneas's pizza joint. Subscription to proton-mail vpn/email service, so he can keep being Nobody.

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

This tip won't help with the regret later, just with the scritchy crumbs. IDK what to do about the -gestures vaguely at all the things about current year I'm trying to distract myself from with degenerate gastronomy-

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Tip: confit your potato chips into like some kind of b-list gratin, that way you're essentially eating mashed potatoes in bed. Do like a lasagna style layering of chips and canned soup. If using condensed, idk whether to recommend adding water first or last.

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

If you've got the time, it's a really wholesome production, but I still think Chainsawman is a better critique of the failure modes endemic to Chicago-school capitalism. Plus, there's Cosmo. But she comes in next season. Bestgirl, has what every man really wants. (It's Halloween.)

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Recent episode of Short Wave covered how ants are like the peak of altruism. Their larvae's immune response against fungal disease includes chemical signals to worker ants saying "KILL ME QUICKLY AND DISSOLVE ME IN ACID"

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Is this like that "everybody breathes a molecule from Caesar's last breath at some point in their lives" thing but for the vampire juice steaming from that leaky pipe with the shoddy weld in his neck?

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

What came first, the universe or this weird kind of fish we are?

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

And in corollary, there are also neurodivergent people who innately feel empathy with extreme precision but are not moved by it, who avoid being correctly diagnosed with autism because social manipulation is their special interest. There's a character in Dungeon Meshi like that, Kabru.

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Like, the genus (I'm including neanderthal and denisovans) or the adjective or the stage name of Mick Foley's you misremembered or did autocorrect fix your reference to a dugong of unusual size?

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Basketball's truly one of the highest-scoring forms of football, second only to cricket and calvinball

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Guys only want one thing, and if the idea of being born Diogenes of Sinope disgusts you so much it'd probably be for the best if you stick to Platonic friendships

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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 11/12/2025

'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed

Oh, the weather outside is frightful

And since we've no place to go

It doesn't show signs of stopping

How I hate going out in the storm

The fire is slowly dying

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Seconded, but it's the non-bizarro-world versions that really slap

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Bizarro Chicago-style Irish Coffee: It's a regular Irish coffee, but served in a tall tumbler made from pressed pie dough lined with pork sausage and cheese, and topped with mustard, onions, relish, pickled peppers, garnished with a pickle spear and celery salt.

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Bizarro Chicago-style Bloody Mary: served in a mug, made with Malort, served topped with whipped cream, chocolate, grated nutmeg.

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Idk what you're talking about, we use it for God's intended purpose: structural aviation components. Ya'll the ones been making due with wood, and somehow out-multi-roling us with the Mosquito like some kind of Madame Butterfly situation. Don't let my wife know I'm into that at all.

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

I have access to a very small amount of land, as much as can fit in the sort of planter you can hang from a window. Bit late to start that project this year though.

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Don't even care if that's not how you're supposed to spanglify his name

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

The right to pursue happiness, enumerated within the declaration of independence, implies the right to huff mad levels of krokodil as a form of protest outside those communist churches worshiping the mad marxist llesus and I don't care if that's not how you're not supposed to do that drug

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

whatever the eff you do, do not let me know where to get garlic at that price, and if you do, do not let my supertaaster wife know I pursued any knowledge of that good a deal on allium cultivars

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

given a market with the luxury of being able to pick and choose their groce, that honestly sounds pretty decent to me

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

...I shouldn't ask, because it would lead to interrogations on wastage. But I feel compelled to ask all the same. Like, how much of your wastage on fresh produce could be feasibly reclaimed in local pickling operations? Only asking because of recent experiments in pickling, not accusing anything.

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Vonnegut var sehr gut, ja?

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Unpossible. Nobody could be aroused by that definition of a display. Trust me, I've tried.

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Whatever happened to carts with a handheld unit you could use to scan groceries as you roam the aisles, like how our hunter-gatherer ancestors used to forage? Didn't Kroger do that for like a year back in fucking 2015 or something?

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

According to a calculator and my podcast app, listened to 12,360 minutes of BTB in 2025. Unfortunately, my phone's old af and I can't screenshot that statistic, cuz of dead buttons, and that's probably reflecting raw content rather than value after speed adjust. I love you all, other damaged folk.

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

If we're being super technical, it's because his grandad was Canadian. But was too racist to tolerate the Quebecois. Which, tbf, is kinda valid, but not in a "move to an apartheid state" way. More of in a, "learn Haitian Creole instead out of spite" way.

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

All cheese is great but/ She already had feta/ Why did I haiku?

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Sounds like ICE hires are NPC's themselves

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

I think their apparent lack of shame is more of a confidence that they won't be held to account for their actions. Let's commit to surprising them.

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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

These have been on a list for a hot minute, just waiting on the third book in the series so I can binge them all at once. (Don't correct me, I'm throwing myself down so you can scapegoat me for the pain of absence)

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