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Helena Greer @blumagaincurios.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

A curse upon shady tire salesmen who try to sell you tires without mentioning that they are under warranty.

Helena Greer @blumagaincurios.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I grew up queer in Tucson, AZ. I came out at 14, in 1997, because I felt safe. The LGBT community there, even then, was vibrant and alive. Fuck this morning. Bless the Venture-N.

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Helena Greer @blumagaincurios.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

The kid and I are spending the day watching Muppet Treasure Island and Clue, and I don't think it can be overstated that Tim Curry was HOT.

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Helena Greer @blumagaincurios.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

All the stuff in this auction is SO INCREDIBLY COOL also like... I could not exist on this planet without the work Bree and Donna do to create community so I really would love it if the world GAVE THEM A BREAK.

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Helena Greer @blumagaincurios.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Feeling like I should put on a corset and a lot of black eyeliner and stand around smoking a clove at midnight outside a theatre

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✨ Hamish Steele ✨ Go-Man Vs. the Star Dragon OUT NOW! @hamishsteele.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Every drag show this weekend is going to have to make some very hard choices

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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.

Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together

photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy

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Helena Greer @blumagaincurios.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Rough fucking week to be a queer xennial

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.

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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 18/07/2026

I’m starting to appreciate how Lydia is the result of a lack of parenting so severe that she might as well be a 21st century American teenager isekai-ed into a regency novel

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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 11/07/2026

I can’t believe I’m having feelings at this remarkable pitch over a book that’s mostly made up of visits and letters.

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BUG-EYED CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

when i was young they had these people called “investigative journalists” who could find out stuff like if a senator was dead or not

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Romancing the Vote @romancingthevote.com · 06/07/2026

THANK YOU ALL so much -- donors, bidders, watchers who reposted things even if you couldn't participate. This is a huge community undertaking and we all did this!

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The Smut Report @smutreport.com · 05/07/2026

Last day to bid on these recommendation lists, made by yours truly!

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Mlle Defarge ♿ @hearing-girl.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

If I'm any good at math, you have 7 more hours to bid on this shawl (as well as a beautiful beaded cashmere hat and snuggly cabled cowl) I knitted, plus literally almost a thousand other things in the @romancingthevote.com auction. I've volunteered for voter protection hotlines since 2020, and (1/4)

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Helena Greer @blumagaincurios.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Very good thread of cool crafted things in the auction!!

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Helena Greer @blumagaincurios.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

If this goes over $250 I'll make you a matching hat. @romancingthevote.com

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Helena Greer @blumagaincurios.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Also still going for a song is this zoom with Madame Askew about Undressing the Victorian Woman! Historical romance authors, make your sex scenes more accurate! Costume nerds, her your chemise fix! www.32auctions.com/organization...

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Undressing the Victorian Woman w/Madame Askew #2

Auction item 'Undressing the Victorian Woman w/Madame Askew #2' hosted online at 32auctions.

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Helena Greer @blumagaincurios.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

This is still going for what I consider a STEAL considering it will be hand dyed to your specifications, and knit for you, and it is massive.

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Devan Barlow @devanbarlow.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

More bookmarks by me are up! This batch are longer, and can also be worn as bracelets!

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belle @romancereader.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Y’all want to watch the bidfeed later today! The volunteers have been running a stream of it behind the scenes and it’s surprisingly fun to watch as people duke it out with proxy bids! Also you get to cackle every time you see “Samuel Alito is a whiny pissbaby” 😂

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Romancing the Vote @romancingthevote.com · 05/07/2026

Every time we have done this auction, we have crashed the auction site in the last few minutes, and we don't imagine that this time is going to be different. We have some advice for how to deal with this.

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Romancing the Vote @romancingthevote.com · 04/07/2026

500 of you have already signed up for this, which means 1) now Courtney is doing a second session & 2) $10,000 to voting rights in honor of a man who would *fucking hate that*

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Jules @penguinlawyer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I own a GIANT knitted blanket from @blumagaincurios.bsky.social Trust me when I say you want to bid on her making you a cowl.

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Romancing the Vote @romancingthevote.com · 02/07/2026

GOOD MORNING!!! There are 13 new Buy it Nows hiding somewhere out there, waiting for you to discover them! Now I'm going back to sleep for a few more hours. :D Later today, we drop something for the Olivia Dade fans & the Courtney Milan fans, and I RELEASE THE BEEEEEEEES

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Helena Greer @blumagaincurios.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Loooook at the shiny gay purse 😍

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Helena Greer @blumagaincurios.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Have you considered that you could go to the @romancingthevote.com auction and bid on a giant custom knit, hand dyed pride cowl that you can also wear as a hood and hide inside?? You could be like a queer monk! A Jedi! The gayest grim reaper! www.32auctions.com/organization...

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

good morning, Team Schism! if you enjoyed this thread, might you also enjoy supporting democracy by making me read JD Vance’s shit-ass book and joining me for a Zoom where I scream about it? $75 live hang with Q&A www.32auctions.com/organization... $25 recording www.32auctions.com/organization...

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Zoom Bookclub for Haters (Live)

Auction item 'Zoom Bookclub for Haters (Live)' hosted online at 32auctions.

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Rick Paisano @sicilianrick.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

If you don’t think some asshole softball dad will humiliate a cisgender girl for hitting an oppo bomb off their daughter by challenging their gender you have never met a youth sports parent in your life.

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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

OK! Fans of #TheMagicians, check out this array of Brakebills University items that you absolutely 100% cannot get anywhere else. It's gorgeous and magical and you want it! www.32auctions.com/organization...

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Brakebills University Bundle

Auction item 'Brakebills University Bundle' hosted online at 32auctions.

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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Texas forever! Friday Night Lights cowbell & Panther Football cap. Get 'em before that Lance kid scoops them up! www.32auctions.com/organization...

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Friday Night Lights Hat and Cowbell

Auction item 'Friday Night Lights Hat and Cowbell' hosted online at 32auctions.

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Romancing the Vote @romancingthevote.com · 01/07/2026

I can not wait to see this go bonkers

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Romancing the Vote @romancingthevote.com · 01/07/2026

Late dropping addition for all our fellow nerds! Want to play a Star Trek ttrpg one-shot with @nome.bsky.social @clairewillett.bsky.social @erinbiba.bsky.social & @carloscisco.bsky.social ??? YOU & A FRIEND COULD DO THAT! www.32auctions.com/organization...

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Star Trek D&D One-Shot

Auction item 'Star Trek D&D One-Shot' hosted online at 32auctions.

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Sandra, present perfect…ly monstrous @sgwong.com · 01/07/2026

Friends, there are 1000 (!!!) items this year. So if you haven’t yet, sign into / create your 32auctions account, browse the list, and watchlist (🩷) the things you’re interested in now to get started. Do some budgeting! Have fun! Start some bidding wars! Remember to breathe!

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saraofwhimsy @saraofwhimsy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

The auction starts TODAY! Here's a quick thread of the items I donated (that are visible right now...) The peacock garden, of course! Quoted thread also has a bit about how I made it. www.32auctions.com/organization...

A polymer clay peacock perched on the side of a teacup with a magical little garden in it, the peacock's tail is spread over a matching snack plate.

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Helena Greer @blumagaincurios.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

IT'S AUCTION DAY! Come bid on your custom, hand dyed, entrelac Pride cowl! For Democracy! www.32auctions.com/organization...

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Custom hand-dyed knit Pride scarf

Auction item 'Custom hand-dyed knit Pride scarf' hosted online at 32auctions.

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Helena Greer @blumagaincurios.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS! Tell us your Pride flag, Alyssa will custom dye the yarn, and I will knit it into an entrelac cowl for you!!

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Helena Greer @blumagaincurios.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

My contribution this year isn't live yet but spoiler, it involves custom dyed yarn, Pride flags, and an entrelac cowl.

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Helena Greer @blumagaincurios.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

The @romancingthevote.com auction starts SO SOON and the website is live, so I'm going to showcase some cool shit I love! www.32auctions.com/organization...

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Romancing the Vote 2026

Silent auction 'Romancing the Vote 2026' hosted online at 32auctions.

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Helena Greer @blumagaincurios.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I wrote my first (weird, gay) book after being inspired by Justin McElroy making me sob through TAZ Balance. I wonder what (weird, gay) book will arise from @luiscarazo.bsky.social making me sob through CR C4?

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Robin Bradford @tuphlos.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Best source of visibility AND money. We buy all those books we’re making visible. And i don’t know if they’ve noticed, but there aren’t too many individuals buying dozens or hundreds of copies of their product. And if it turns out nobody likes it, we don’t send them back.

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Helena Greer @blumagaincurios.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I think "do you support the Israel that actually exists, or has ever existed, or has any plans to ever exist?" is such a good question. I talk to so many fellow American Jews who are supporting a figment of their imagination, an Israel that has never existed and doesn't intend to.

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Helena Greer @blumagaincurios.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I know #criticalrole has some of the best fan artists on the planet because I've seen all y'all's Azulien art. 👀

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Helena Greer @blumagaincurios.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

My fellow @criticalrole.bsky.social fans! As the Magpies prepare to fight authoritarianism in Araman, we're gearing up to fight for democracy in the US! Do you have crafts/skills/books/art you could donate to an auction that's raised $1m+ for voting rights? #criticalrole www.romancingthevote.com

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Romancing the Vote – Fighting for a HEA one vote at a time!

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Romancing the Vote @romancingthevote.com · 07/06/2026

Our website is now updated with everything you need to get ready for the auction! * The sponsorship link. * The donation form. * Info on what donations we're looking for. * A shiny new contact form for questions & media inquiries. * social media links! * pretty colors www.romancingthevote.com

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Helena Greer @blumagaincurios.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

May no person who touched this ever know peace a single second of their lives.

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HardBristle @hardbristle.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

YALL GAY YET???

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Helena Greer @blumagaincurios.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

I went to the pride hashtag on insta looking to get pumped up this morning but it was all gross AI MAGA bullshit so I am hyping up myself. HAPPY PRIDE, MY BELOVED FELLOW WEIRDOS, TRASH DWELLING GLITTER PUNKS, QUEERS AND FREAKS AND FILTHY DEVIANTS. We are still here and I love us.

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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

if one removed people who obsessively talk about teenagers' genitalia in public, a huge swathe of the conservative movement would simply vanish

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