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✨hannah✨

@hlnorri.bsky.social
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writer, eyeliner enthusiast, amateur karaoke performer. formerly @hlnorri on twitter, rip

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Fuck ya’all. I’ve got an opinion and I don’t give a flying fuck if you like it. So sit down, shut your ass up, and take what I’ve gotta say cuz I’m not sorry if it triggers you. (*six minutes, twenty seven seconds later*) I’ve turned off comments and quote tweets on this post because of the trolls
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🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Oh, you don’t like AI cause isn’t ethical or cheap or safe? Well, have you considered that it’s supported by all the most annoying and evil people on earth?
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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
all the small things crisp tots, hot wings starting with some lighter fare got some apps for us to share
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🎃 Cat-O-Lantern Partsch Conlan 🎃 @catconlan.net · 04/10/2026
* Beastie Boys voices *
twee bathroom sign that says:

If you stand up to pee 

it's not a GAME

Look where you pee

Looke where you AIM

If you're not careful

And your aim is poor

That's the reason why

YOU pee on the FLOOR
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When the neighborhood bully meets the real OG . 🤣
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
so often the stupid personal essay de jure is a flagrant case of "that's an inside thought, mama. that's for your journal"
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✨hannah✨ @hlnorri.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
when the jabroni on the bus with his speaker at full volume finally leaves
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✨hannah✨ @hlnorri.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
just partook in one of my favorite hobbies: eating a pizza in a hotel room bed while watching something on my laptop
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✨hannah✨ @hlnorri.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I just know a trip to the Criterion Closet would heal me
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Woman's Hell @hecuba.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
the devils nap takes place from approximately 6pm to 9pm. you will awake with a headache and yet despite the name it's a very fortunate occurrence.
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✨hannah✨ @hlnorri.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
at a heated rivalry themed comedy show. will report back.
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✨hannah✨ @hlnorri.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
what in the absolute capitalist hellscape is this
ad for shopify explaining how to "dropship like a pro"
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
That’s a real pick me up
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✨hannah✨ @hlnorri.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
where do I get phil's strawberry shirt I'm obsessed
screengrab of phil lester from the hard launch podcast wearing a strawberry shirtscreengrab of phil lester from the hard launch podcast wearing a strawberry shirt
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✨hannah✨ @hlnorri.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
the seattle freeze isn't because we're unfriendly it's because we've been told since we were children that at any moment there will be an earthquake that will bury us and all of our loved ones
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✨hannah✨ @hlnorri.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
coming on here just to say I'm listening to the audiobook for adult braces
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tranna scarenina @einegeniesserin.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
weird juxtaposition where people in power and influence are saying absolutely heinous, deadly things without any restraint of conscience, and everyone reacting to it is having to bite their tongue and speak in euphemisms not to get banned or arrested or whatever
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I don't know, but let's try some more.
Screenshot from New York Times Opinion: How Much Humiliation Can Vance Take?
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Laura Helmuth @laurahelmuth.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
One of these days, people will look back on these sports betting ads like we do on the ads for patent medicines featuring cocaine.
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✨hannah✨ @hlnorri.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
why is charlie puth singing the national anthem like it's a christmas song
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Lydia Polgreen @polgreen.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
One thing that irks me: people keep calling the folks on the streets in Minneapolis protestors. They are not generally there to protest, they are there to observe and document. This is the product of organizing and mutual aid. It is telling that these acts of citizenship are seen as protest!
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✨hannah✨ @hlnorri.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
i'm actually going to scream
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✨hannah✨ @hlnorri.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
just want everyone to see this mug my friends got me
mug with a cartoon kitten face with the caption "what a fucked up time to be alive."
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✨hannah✨ @hlnorri.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
'bout to see mariah carey ✨🎄❄️
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
opening a fine cigar box to reveal mozzarella sticks
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An Unspoken Nightmare @abrightgreencity.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Three panels

Panel one:
A dog holding a Frisbee 

Caption: Pls spend boost economy 

Panel two:

Someone reaching for the Frisbee, the dog is angry.

NO WAGE!

Panel three:

Close up on the angry dog.

ONLY SPEND!
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Jennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
this is the line in horses that keeps getting it banned
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colin feral @sal.gay · 03/12/2025
They should do MyChart Wrapped
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Jeff Bezos and the Washington Post are at it again.
opinion headline: Actually, today's food price are a bargain
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/11/2025
the 2 types of businesses that will still exist in 5 years: globochain that prices everything based on a real-time check of your bank statement. takes apple pay deli with prices written in marker. the owner hates having customers but you keep going because the egg salad is really good. cash only
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✨hannah✨ @hlnorri.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
mind your business
photo of a garmin smart watch with a notification saying "still awake?"
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✨hannah✨ @hlnorri.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
my brain is incapable of hearing the word mole without it auto completing "yes, Amy, I do drink from the bowl."
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 13/11/2025
I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
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✨hannah✨ @hlnorri.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
how dare the mayor of Seattle have [checks notes] the exact living and transportation situation as most people who live in Seattle
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Ryan Packer @typewriteralley.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
What an election for Puget Sound. -Full sweep for progressives in Seattle, Burien, Redmond -New progressive mayors in Tacoma, Lynnwood -GOP CM Conrad Lee replaced in Bellevue -3/4 progressives winning in Kirkland -Full sweep of special legislative races -Gains or holds in many other cities
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✨hannah✨ @hlnorri.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
times are so tough I'm watching Dan and Phil and squeeing like it's 2013 and I'm a depressed college student just trying to grasp onto a small sliver of happiness to make it through the day
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✨hannah✨ @hlnorri.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
not sure who decided that entering desktop mode on the steamdeck should involve using the button that literally puts it to sleep but I hope they step on a bunch of legos
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✨hannah✨ @hlnorri.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
sixty degrees out, it's my time to shine
photo of me in leggings, oversize sweatshirt and beanie
photo of me in beanie showing off my makeup
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✨hannah✨ @hlnorri.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
we need to bring back zines
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
"Eh, uh. So that was Gandalfini the Grey. That guy ain't me. I'm Gandalfini the White, and I come to you now at the turn of the fucking tide."
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✨hannah✨ @hlnorri.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I find it interesting that Kendra (the girl on tiktok who fell in love with her psychiatrist) weaponizes accusations of misogyny to shut down any valid critique, much like MLM huns and swifties.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Tech oligarchs oppose the idea of any supposedly undeserving person getting financial help from the government in 2025. But they want you to believe they’ll give *everyone* free money in the future. It doesn’t make any sense, but it’s the techno-utopian lie they will keep selling.
Elon Musk &X
@elonmusk • 12h
Your estimates are about right.
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However, intelligent robots in humanoid form will far exceed the population of humans, as every person will want their own personal R2-D2 and C-3РО.
And then there will be many robots in industry for every human to provide products & services.
Özden Duran @ @zdenDuran14-11h
When robots replace working people, how will those who become unemployed sustain their lives?
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There will be universal high income (not merely basic income).
Everyone will have the best medical care, food, home, transport and everything else.
Sustainable abundance.
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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Co-signed times a thousand. “Other people have no interiority” is, fundamentally, a deeply evil belief to hold which will lead you exclusively to terrible places
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✨hannah✨ @hlnorri.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I am in hell
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✨hannah✨ @hlnorri.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
anyway I've been unemployed for over 2 months and job searching is...not great. if anyone has any leads on admin related jobs in seattle lmk.
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
the few good jokes in the replies aside, this sucks & should be seen as a canary in a coal mine for other states “fuck mississippi because red state” counterpoint: eat shit; there’s hella good & cool folks there & in other red states; mississippi maga isn’t known for their bsky presence either
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✨hannah✨ @hlnorri.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
finally watched the quiet on set doc and wowza
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✨hannah✨ @hlnorri.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I have to confess something which is I have become someone who watches YT videos on 1.25x speed.
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