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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 4h

my kid has had this theory for years

$A wall calendar of Minnesota Wild players posing with puppies. September is Brock Faber and a golden retriever named Lambeau. Faber is out with a skull fracture. Kid added the caption “another piece of evidence that these calendars are cursed”$

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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 19h

Judge: I'm prepared to give you the longest sentence I've ever given Me: oh damn Judge: Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.

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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 17h

also been door-knocked (DFL only) much more this year, I love to see it out here in the burned-out woods

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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 17h

me getting a text from Pete Stauber touting his (a) hockey history, (b) cop history and (c) desire to "put fraudsters behind bars" just goes to show (i) how much money they have to burn, (ii) the wide net they're casting and (iii) just how bad they are at buying lists

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AltWatcher @altwatcher.bsky.social · 23h

I'm just saying, it's one thing to steal valor. But it's messed up to steal Smokey's.

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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 29/09/2026

There was an improbable and terrible incident between my phone and one of the dog's anal glands yesterday and I'm pretty sure I'll be unreachable forever.

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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My friend is trying to move from the middle of nowhere back in the metro after a terrible relationship ended. She doesn't have the funds but she's selling jewelry she's made and vintage jewelry. Perhaps you see something you like and you will spend money on it! Thanks! www.vugjewels.com

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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

hey Strib what’s that word you love to throw around

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Xodanix3 @xodanix3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

No dinner for me but everyone else is fed.

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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 28/09/2026

the tow guy said “poor ol girl” when he saw it

the burned out totaled husk of a 1970 Chrysler Newport Custom on a tow flatbed. Burned trees, live trees and a gorgeous blue sky

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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 26/09/2026

farewell to this car today

1970 Chrysler Newport Custom parked in a driveway in the woods. A young man dressed in a rented tux and aviators is leaning on the car, looking sharp.

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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 28/09/2026

Honestly I'm here for it; Mary Poppins is a terror in the books and P.L. Travers cried with rage at the movie premiere because the adaptation was so saccharine.

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Nate Pentz @natepentz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Really liked this from Tash during the last minutes of game 1. Arm around Liv and talking through things. We got this. Lynx in 3.

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✊🏼Indigiqueer Hummingbird @riotousmuse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

💙💚 Lynx in 3.

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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 28/09/2026

putting "if you were lazy, you would be having fun" next to the adhd tiktok that made me cry several years ago and maybe now I can do something about it

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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 27/09/2026

third and eight, the saddest of all downs

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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 26/09/2026

I just realized that I lost my violin in the fire so if you saw me crying at the bar no you didn’t

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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 27/09/2026

I love it when someone posts about something I know absolutely nothing about but adds a gif so I can chuckle knowingly and toss a like

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Cassidy Hettesheimer @cassidyhett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

WNBA AP Awards are out this morning: Olivia Miles — Rookie of the Year, All-WNBA 1st team, All-Rookie Team Cheryl Reeve — Coach of the Year

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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 27/09/2026

I love it when someone posts about something I know absolutely nothing about but adds a gif so I can chuckle knowingly and toss a like

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David @archaeomather.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Muskrat house surrounded by wild rice in Ogechie Lake in Minnesota, sunlight through the rain.

Portion of a narrow lake with wild rice, forest in the background.

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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 26/09/2026

asked a gal at the bar how she liked her thc drink and she offered me a sip from the can. Ma’am.

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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 26/09/2026

dew claws should be abolished actually

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Christopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“We must recognize that the most terrible of human works is war.” — Pope Leo XIV

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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 26/09/2026

this fucker went to the great scrapper in the sky this afternoon goddammit

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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 26/09/2026

last fish weekend of the season at the Earthwood 🥲

Fried lake whitefish filet, fries, an (1) hush puppy, homemade slaw and homemade tartar sauce and a half-full pint of Castle Danger Cream Ale at the bar

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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RI DaSēr @sotreu.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026

So about that big fundraising push I mentioned: I gotta move the fuck out of my current living situation. I have a short term goal of $250 to help with October rent, a bigger goal of 2k to move out by mid-Nov. gofundme.com/railresurgrecov paypal.me/rikiam venmo.com/sotreu cashapp.me/$sotreu2

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Donate to Standing with Ra’il Through Recovery & Resurgence , organized by Ra'il I'Nasah

UPDATE: Firstly, thank you all so much for every form of support y'al… Ra'il I'Nasah needs your support for Standing with Ra’il Through Recovery & Resurgence

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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 25/09/2026

One thing I like about Zack is how much he loves being an accountant. This ad is Peak Zack.

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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I can't believe the Pope used all his prayers on the Chicago White Sox and cursing JD Vance. That's wild.

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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 24/09/2026

I was listening to the local Christian worldview radio show the other day and a caller brought this up and then said with anguish, “one thing this sort of made me think…are we drinking wastewater???” and the host was like well ma’am it’s treated and the caller said, BUT IT’S WATER FROM OUR DRAINS???

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 18/11/2023

[Someone I don’t recognize is at the gym] Who’s this fucking guy? [Someone I see every day is there] This fucking guy again.

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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 23/09/2026

learned how to drive a skidsteer today: currently sending this to every Operating Engineer I know asking them if I’m doing this right

POV: sitting in a skidsteer seat with a scoop full of rocks held high enough that the driver can put their legs up crossed, as if relaxing, which I am doing in leggings and low top chucks (not OSHA rated). Many Building Trades give Operating Engineers shit for having a cushy job.

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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 23/09/2026

🚨 a second trailer has hit the timeline 🚨

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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 22/09/2026

sometimes the lake reminds me of the Minnesota flag

Gitchigami/Lake Superior looking chunky dark blue with white caps; the sky is a lighter blue and down by the horizon it looks like the light blue on the Minnesota state flag

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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 21/09/2023

Four years ago today, I learned that the power play goalie doesn't bang their stick on the ice bc they're frustrated their team hasn't scored a PP goal. They do it to tell their team the PP is almost over. I've been following hockey for almost thirty (30) years. That was a big day for me.

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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 22/09/2026

"hey please don't be offended but this photo of neil young eating pistachios in a flannel shirt reminds me of you" 🫠

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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 21/09/2026

sorry, I heard it and I had to because it almost works

John Mccrae of CAKE with a speech balloon for the quoted post, implying he is singing it -- it almost fits in a verse to the CAKE song "Short Skirt/Long Jacket." ALMOST!!!!

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Catherine Partsch Conlan @catconlan.net · 21/09/2026

The HVAC at work burped over the weekend and my entire office was covered with dirty dust when I came in this morning. Cleaned for three hours before I had to bow out bc of allergies.

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Sam Bergman @violanorth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This includes Democrats. And there are several on my ballot this fall who had better become a *lot* more explicit about whether they'll vote to entirely abolish ICE if they want my vote.

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