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Helen Macdonald

@hjm.bsky.social
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Writer. One half of a dynamic duo. H is for Hawk, Vesper Flights. PROPHET with Sin Blache. Rep by the Clegg Agency. Non-binary. They/she

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Industry regulations back then said they couldn't use rats, so the makers of Dracula (1931) used possums
Black and white footage of a possum beside a coffin
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Zamira Rahim @zamirarahim.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"All her veins go down into this paper. She takes her pen and writes on it some marks no one else will ever see, she bestows on it a kind of surplus, she tops it off with a gesture as private and accurate as her own name."
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Libby from Biscuit @thisisbiscuit.org.uk · 07/10/2026
Oh absolutely fucking not @london.gov.uk. Khan has been vocally on the side of the trans community; this is two fingers up. www.timeout.com/london/news/...
timeout.com
Oxford Street’s 2026 Christmas lights are getting a magical Harry Potter makeover
Have a Harry Christmas.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The reason young people vibe with liminal horror is that the wealthy have spent the last half century destroying all anthropological spaces they can exist in, leaving *only* non-places en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-place
en.wikipedia.org
Non-place - Wikipedia
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Andy Lewis @andylewis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There are so, so many. But it'll settle for this one because it reminds me of a childhood listening to weird stuff on a short wave radio early in the morning before school. The world lost something when radio interval signals stopped being a thing. youtu.be/F6XFt4XLi60?...
youtu.be
R. France International (France) _ Interval signal [around 1978]
YouTube video by Interval Signal Library
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
the solution to the Monty Hall problem is simply to offer the host a handjob and then the rest works itself out
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026
feels like at least part of what is happening is that a lot of people want politics to solve the "my life feels empty" problem and the populist right is directly appealing to them
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Helen Macdonald @hjm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Walked past two students on Saturday, overheard this “Instead of cancelling it they should have introduced an even smaller Scrappy Doo to fuck with the first Scrappy. And kept going like that.” “And smaller Mystery Gang members?” “Yeah!! A tiny very clean shaven well dressed Shaggy.”
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Helen Macdonald @hjm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ELITE OUTLIER!!!! omg
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Sin Blaché ♣️ @sinblache.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you try to do this with Prophet, I hope that Adam and Rao come out of your device to bite your fingers off.
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Evergreen
Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? 

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Unwinder
@unwinder.bsky.social
Generative Al has helped me to understand why, in Star Wars, the droids seem to have personalities but are generally bad at whatever they're supposed to be programmed to do, and everyone is tired of their shit and constantly tells them to shut up
May 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Helen Macdonald @hjm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bramfield church! The extraordinary Nicholas Stone memorial and the ledger stone to Bridgett Applethwaite. Westhall, for paintings and font and gorgeousness
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: THE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS WOULD LIKE ME TO PASS ALONG THAT THE GALLEY CART IS COVERED WITH ANTS. Area: Washington DC, USA Type: Airbus A220-300 A: #a64a1cc29e5 F: #f08f1cc5b3f
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Jo Wolff @jowolff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Emmanuel Carrère, Kolkhoz.
In my baccalaureate exams, which I took in 1975, I got a 4 in philosophy. To put that into perspective, 10 is a passing mark, 14 to 16 is very good, and 4 is a straight fail. But you have to ask: philosophy isn't maths, so a 4 in it is absurd: why not a 5? Why not a 3? Why not a O, for that matter? Without telling me, my father approached the Paris School Board and after some time was able to view my exam paper. The marker had written: 'insufferable pedantry'.
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Philip Purser-Hallard @purserhallard.com · 29/09/2026
I did GCSE Russian at school and our teacher showed us a Russian map of the UK. Friend and I got mildly hysterical when we managed to transliterate one placename as "Niukasl-apon-Teyn".
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Paul [Atreides] Wood @retroid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
static.klipy.com
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Helen Macdonald @hjm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's perfect
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Helen Macdonald @hjm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Evergreen
Faux poll. "Who is our favourite Commedia dell'Arte character?" 
2,500 Americans polled. 
Results: 
Columbine: 0%
Scaramouche: 0%
Pulcinella: 0%
Pantalone: 0%
il Dottore: 0%
Don't know: 100%
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Will Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Endangering another during a journey by sea; criminal damage; carrying an offensive weapon; possession of a bladed article; conduct endangering ships or individuals; unlawfully and intentionally destroying a ship breaching section 11 of the aviation and maritime security act;
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Dr Alex Fitzpatrick @animalarchaeology.com · 23/09/2025
ENOUGH.
A plastic Halloween decoration depicting a snail “skeleton” including a skull for a shell.
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Helen Macdonald @hjm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh my god
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🪬🌙🐈‍⬛Pythia Uidliua🐦‍⬛⭐️🧿GNOTHI SEAUTON ♐️⚕️🍷 @krymsynreine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Late 2nd-century statue of Glycon. (National History and Archeology Museum, Constanţa, Romania) who is a snake god that seems to have originated in Macedonia #pagansky #witchsky #occultsky #archaeology #serpent #glycon
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Helen Macdonald @hjm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Am very very much enjoying The Rouse and have just stopped reading for a second to yell about how much the word “qualiaphagic” pleases me
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Helen Macdonald @hjm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It did! Ah the snows of yesteryear
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Helen Macdonald @hjm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My god is that Peter Guillam moonlighting from the Circus to do the v/o for WHSMITH? Wheels within wheels.
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Dr Jo Kershaw @mthrjo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What’s really peculiar about the “rapture” theology is that it’s based on a really convoluted and selective reading of scripture, dates back no further than the 19th C, is rejected by the Orthodox, Catholics, Anglicans, Lutherans, Reformed, and is basically contradicted by the Apostle’s Creed. But…
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Christopher Burlinson @cmburlinson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There are building works on my staircase, and this ghostly list of previous inhabitants emerges. Trevor Jones was a German lexicographer and Bletchley code-breaker; Thurston Dart a musicologist; Harry Creswick was university librarian; Cameron Wilson taught French; Freddy Britain was a classicist.
An old list of inhabitants of C Staircaae in Jesus College Cambridge.
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Helen Macdonald @hjm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Instagram’s trying to sell me Mr Rogers outfits so hard this year
An apparently AFAB model wearing slim oatmeal trousers, a stripy tie, white shirt and an unbuttoned long bright red cardigan. I’m pretty sure they’re wearing comfy slippers too but they’re not visible
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Helen Macdonald @hjm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
10:48 am, Basel. Me and my migraine are well, thank you. We are currently researching experimental investigations into vigilance. The blinds are down. Distant electronic music and a black redstart outside. An internal voice whispering, ruefully, "chocolate and bright sunlight are your enemies."
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Tom De Ville @devilligan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is on our extremely right wing media and every single MP in a position to speak out against it who has backed away from doing so.
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Andrew Male @andrewmale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Help! Stop! Trapped in loop watching this. Stop. Cannot stop. Stop.
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Lane Stellmaker @hipcrimevocab.net · 16/09/2026
Which is to say: you as a human are frightfully and wonderfully made, your consciousness is sui generis and cannot be artificially replicated, and science fiction's preoccupation with a Titanomachia between biological life and machine life is just retelling our early myths in new forms.
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dirt of the looming dawn @upfromsumdirt.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
charles wright
ARCHAEOLOGY

The older we get, the deeper we dig into our childhoods, Hoping to find the radiant cell
That washed us, and caused our lives to glow in the dark like clock hands 
Endlessly turning toward the future,
Tomorrow, day after tomorrow, the day after that, all golden, all in good time.

Hiwassee Dam, North Carolina

Still 1942,
Still campfire smoke in both our eyes, my brother and I
Gaze far out at the lake in sunflame
Expecting our father at any moment, like Charon, to appear
Back out of the light from the other side,
low-gunwaled and loaded down with our slippery dreams.

Other incidents flicker like foxfire in the black 
Isolate distance of memory,
cross-eyed,
horizon-haired.

Which one, is it one, is it any one that cleans us, clears us,
That relimbs our lives to a shining?

One month without rain, two months third month of the new year, Afternoon breeze-rustle dry in the dry needles of hemlock and pine. 
I can't get down deep enough.
 Sunlight flaps its enormous wings and lifts off from the back yard, 
The wind rattles its raw throat, but I still can't go deep enough.
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Helen Macdonald @hjm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Well this has utterly broken my brain, not least in terms of experimental design www.cell.com/the-innovati...
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 15/09/2026
The U.S. AI industry is being run by a batshit rationalist sex cult, and no, I am not being hyperbolic - they’re genuinely Like That:
Erin Redwing
@realizingerin
I went to an rationalist/EA Al doomer event last night with the goal of meeting someone who could calmly explain to me the argument for how they get to the conclusion that Al will kill everyone.
Because these are rationalists, I expected to find people who could lay out a serious extinction pathway, walk through the assumptions and intermediate steps, identify choke points where negative pathways could potentially be regulated, and entertain disagreement about where their assumptions might break down.
My experience was the exact opposite.
The people I spoke to seemed psychologically unable to entertain the possibility that their conclusion (that Al literally kills everyone, which was a point that many would not even budge on) might be wrong.
Their most extreme conclusion was treated as an axiom.
I had multiple people walk out of conversations with me when I questioned their inevitable extinction premise.
At one point during a panel, the moderator asked everyone in the audience who was still skeptical of Al doom to raise their hands. About half the room did. He then told all of the skeptics to leave the panel and go with one of the speakers, who would answer their questions separately. They filtered out all the skeptics, and continued the panel only with the subset who accepted their extreme position.
I genuinely felt like a heretic just for questioning whether superintelligent Al inevitably leads to the extinction of humanity, or entertaining the possibility that the future might actually turn out well.
That does not mean Al safety is fake. Obviously there are serious questions about rapidly advancing Al systems and what happens as they become much more capable. Those are exactly the conversations I went there hoping to have.
But what I encountered was an apocalyptic death cult. These people are not rational. They are deeply afraid, they reinforce that fear in one another, and they have become so emotionally committed to apocalypse
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Helen Macdonald @hjm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dammit this is awful. I'm so sorry
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If a generative AI CEO is telling you something, take it with a grain of salt the size of an iceberg. So if they want regulation now, it is more likely something to do with finances than an immediate existential threat. These dipshits do not care about existential threats other than going bankrupt.
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Helen Macdonald @hjm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Lord grant me the confidence of a guy who @s William Gibson to answer a question Gibson wasn't asking about AI /wintermute expression
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Helen Macdonald @hjm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Superb
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Helen Macdonald @hjm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Good morning from me and a Basel jay
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You Can't Stop Progress @petrochemicsoul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thinking about "plus they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point".
"Tried to watch 'Shin Godzilla" on the plane only to realize by the end of the movie that it actually a drama movie called 'Tears for you'. Words can't describe the feeling of watching an incredibly sad movie while constantly thinking: 'Damn... This is depressing. Plus, they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point too...'"

What follows are four screencaps (presumably from "Tears for You"), showing a smiling woman (subtitled "I really love you."), a distant image from above of axwonsn in a white dress (subtitled"Thank you... for raising me."), a short-haired person weeping, and finally, an apprehensive woman (subtitled "living happily.")
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Helen Macdonald @hjm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Also Rao: bsky.app/profile/flaw...
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Helen Macdonald @hjm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Adam can cope with both, because he is Adam, but finds Rao’s repeated Carry On level jokes about “rings to rule them all” more trying.
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Helen Macdonald @hjm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Both
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Sean Flinn @seanflinn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@hjm.bsky.social
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Helen Macdonald @hjm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh my god instant RT ❤️
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