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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The quotes in this article are disastrous. This Mariners roster is rudderless and cooked.

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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Get their asses, Ron Funches.

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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Since we're talking 2028 vice president candidates today, who are we thinking? Does Trump pick JD Vance again, or one of his sons? Would JD Vance even be VP again or would he decline?

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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I get that a new coach will want his own staff, but losing Perry Hill is a massive loss for the M's.

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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

war eagle

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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Some bizarre coverage decisions from NBC at the Presidents Cup. Hole #1 and #2 are two of the most interesting holes we get to see on TV all season—full stop—and they aren't showing any shots into the green, just some drives and some putts.

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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Keenan Allen should have gone with the "crack a beer and drink it" TD celebration.

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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'm semi wondering if "Choosin' Texas" is a real song listened to by real people, or if we've got AI data centers just listening to the song on repeat on 10x speed 24/7?

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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I still haven't heard "Choosin' Texas"

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Also, it would be very funny if one of these stories started like this, but then the guy was somehow really good at sports gambling and was like, I turned $10k into $1 million. I have quit my job at the newspaper.

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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

man, it can be way too easy to find yourself contributing to an internet pile-on a really good read here about that from someone on the other side

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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

We trying to set a "Playing Through" record today?!

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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

25-yard field goal and it's not even close.

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Steve Gale @stevewg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Colley Hill, Surrey: coffee break from birding the steep scrub. Love the plaque on the bench I’m sitting on

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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Is it just me or is macOS 27 Golden Gate a severe battery drain?

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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Robert Kraft is going to be so pissed

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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Just getting off the golf course, I see there's a barn burner in Pullman!

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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I'm still blown away that the "retweet this tweet for a chance to win $25k" guy is involved with the US Government now.

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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The "how much do you like dogs" chart we all needed.

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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I will be partnering with Polymarket to predict food safety risks at Chipotle

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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

In New York Concrete jungle where dreams are made of There's nothin' you can't do Now you're in New York These streets will make you feel brand-new Big lights will inspire you Hear it for New York, New York, New Yooooorrkk

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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran should talk to The Chainsmokers

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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

We are living in an episode of South Park.

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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Nobody—and I mean NOBODY—loves ruining prospects by rushing them to the bigs more than the Seattle Mariners.

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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

monday greeting my colleagues

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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I'm still amazed that people watch individual games instead of the RedZone.

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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

How is everyone's week 1 unders going?!

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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Isn't it literally illegal to record conversations without permission?

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

There’s such an easy answer to this “gotcha” question and it’s “Sports are inherently unsafe and unfair and it’s ridiculous to single out trans athletes when we allow 150 pound linebackers to go up against 260 pound linemen in freshman football on a daily basis. Let kids play with their friends.”

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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Me, trying to read an article on Sodo Mojo. 3 popups at the same time that completely obscure all content. Fantastic user experience!

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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Cute. I've been boycotting Starbucks since 2008. #Sonicsgate

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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Imagine being so dull that THIS makes you donate more money to your alma mater.

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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

This is so pathetic. What a little, little man.

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 04/09/2026

one thing that's extremely important when you go to costco is to stop 4 feet from the entrance and get organized while several would be shoppers wait behind you. not a lot of people know this.

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Arte Moreno bought the Angels in 2003 (the year after they won the Series) for $184 million. He then spent 23 years running them into the ground, let the stadium decay, wasted Trout and Ohtani, and sold for $4 billion. And the owners are crying poverty and threatening to kill baseball next year.

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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I feel like I need to figure out how to watch this.

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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Me (background in purple) whenever @notreedstrong.bsky.social (foreground in blue) replies to one of my posts.

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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Brendan Donovan must have been seething on the bench.

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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I've wanted to speak up on this matter for years, but I've never had the courage to do so... What's up with Adam Scott's socks?

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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

damn, thats the biggest dildo they've had to get rid of at a WNBA game yet!

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