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#OhCougs. Former cheesesteak influencer. Faturday Forever.

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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 2h
E.g. today, Jayden Daniels should have blamed god for the end of the Commanders/Giants game.
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 2h
If I were a pro athlete and something didn't go my way, I'd blame god if put in front of a microphone
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 6h
Life saver for me. Frozen "deep fried" food has never tasted so good.
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 10h
I love that she gifts Cutco to clients.
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 10h
Men contain multitudes.
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 11h
Are the Jaguars a serious franchise?
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"It's as selfish of an act as possible." - Kirk Herbstreit If anyone knows, it's Kirk Herbstreit.
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Famous last words.
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fascinated to hear Chun's thoughts? DMs are open!
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'll take the credit if I can. I've said we should be competing for D-2 titles with South Dakota and Montana schools for like a decade now.
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
2 girls
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I bet this woman buys and returns a lot of pants that don't fit
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm not on Twitter (because duh) but if Neal sees this, I buy my wife flowers every 3 weeks or so just bc.
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What does the Protect College Sports Act do to prevent this?
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Star Wars "change the world for the better, right?" meme, replacing Anakin Skywalker with RFK Jr, and Queen Amidala is saying "We can't eat road salt, right?!"
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So, so sorry Amy! <3
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Are we offering Russia our Ivermectin!?
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just a completely unserious university, focused on all the wrong things.
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have a email draft ready to go to the AD. I'm just debating on if it's even worth it to send.
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Or any poll. People who respond to polling aren't normal people.
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Seahawks signing Joe Mixon is gross.
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@brianmfloyd.bsky.social When do we start following this pneumonic plague at the Anti-Plague Research Institute in Shelekhov, Russia in terms of a global outbreak?
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's former Mariners legend Rowdy Tellez.
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jesus was bricked up!
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Have the Chiefs signed Tyreek Hill yet?
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is AI generated.
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The rule of cool, dawg.
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What a great version of Butch!
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As a Coug fan, one of the most fun games of all time!
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The quotes in this article are disastrous. This Mariners roster is rudderless and cooked.
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Dumb And Dumber: Lloyd's 'There's a Chance'
ALT: Dumb And Dumber: Lloyd's 'There's a Chance'
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Lisa Marie @lisamarietea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Get their asses, Ron Funches.
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To be fair, Awful Announcing is quite literally Awful Blogging these days. The site is unusable on mobile, just ads on top of ads on top of ads.
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They are real, and they are spectactular.
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
👀
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Since we're talking 2028 vice president candidates today, who are we thinking? Does Trump pick JD Vance again, or one of his sons? Would JD Vance even be VP again or would he decline?
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
100% agree.
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I get that a new coach will want his own staff, but losing Perry Hill is a massive loss for the M's.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
war eagle
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Some bizarre coverage decisions from NBC at the Presidents Cup. Hole #1 and #2 are two of the most interesting holes we get to see on TV all season—full stop—and they aren't showing any shots into the green, just some drives and some putts.
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
To be fair to Keenan, he did move from San Diego to Indianapolis.
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He could have finished with a "driving the steering wheel" too.
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Keenan Allen should have gone with the "crack a beer and drink it" TD celebration.
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm seriously (genuinely) wondering if there's some bot traffic here.
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At _THAT_ level though? A record-setting number of weeks at the top spot?
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm semi wondering if "Choosin' Texas" is a real song listened to by real people, or if we've got AI data centers just listening to the song on repeat on 10x speed 24/7?
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I still haven't heard "Choosin' Texas"
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love being a Wazzu alum!
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His Eggcellency @hiseggcellency.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I respect it!
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