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Juanita Demonheimer

@hipsterectomy.bsky.social
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👁️👄👁️ postin & dissost-in 🥸 writer, artist, designer 🌝 big-boned bitch from BFE

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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 09/10/2026
Same goes for the innocent Venezuelan fisherman he mass murdered.
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Juanita Demonheimer @hipsterectomy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I haven't been able to remember my Bsky login for like a month, but then I remembered I am logged in here on my computer... so I came here to say: More like Practical TRAGIC 2 amirite
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Juanita Demonheimer @hipsterectomy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Share your medication abortion story: www.mifestories.com
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MIFE STORIES PROJECT
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Juanita Demonheimer @hipsterectomy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I made Hasan Piker in the Sims, AMA
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Bye James Carville. Folks, the old guard will burn it all down to stay in power. Corporate tools will sabotage as many races as they can. They realize this is their last stand.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
ICE are the kid touchers that the right said drag performers were
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jen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 23/07/2026
if this flag offends you i'll help you pack
a taco bell flag in the design of the american flag w the stupid thin blue line version except the stars are the taco bell bell and the stripes are purple and white a la taco bell colors and a blue line that is the color of baja blast
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Juanita Demonheimer @hipsterectomy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Bet the Taco Bell crisis comms person is flexing muscles this week they never thought they’d have to actually use
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Juanita Demonheimer @hipsterectomy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
GFiber (used to be Google Fiber) is down in parts of Nashville. I’ve been on hold waiting for support to answer for 10 min but I see on Reddit that multiple neighborhoods are part of the outage.
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Physicians for a Healthy Democracy @physiciandemocracy.medsky.social · 20/07/2026
www.npr.org/2026/07/20/n...
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'I just wanted to give up': Disabled patients face Medicaid denials from IT errors
Complex computer systems that decide whether people get Medicaid benefits have a history of errors. Now changes to comply with Trump's tax and domestic policy law are inundating those systems.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 16/07/2026
someone tell serkis that middle-earth isn’t real and there aren’t actually white people in Arda
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The level of disrespect this regime shows to their fellow Americans reaches a level that’s completely incompatible with democracy. These people literally believe they have the right to kill people who disagree with them. It’s disgusting.
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ceej @ceej.online · 16/07/2026
gonna start talking like this to my boss
screenshot where claude is saying "Good catch -- I fabricated that figure."
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Senator Chris Coons @coons.senate.gov · 15/07/2026
RFK Jr. made Cyclospora tracking optional, gutting a CDC program used to detect outbreaks. Now cyclosporiasis has hit 31 states. That's what happens when you dismantle the systems designed to keep us safe. www.npr.org/2026/07/12/n...
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What to know about cyclosporiasis, the intestinal illness hitting the U.S.
A surge of cases of the intestinal illness that causes diarrhea and fatigue has been detected in 34 states. Here's how what to do if you suspect you have it and how to avoid infection.
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Juanita Demonheimer @hipsterectomy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Incubussy
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Juanita Demonheimer @hipsterectomy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Love to get texts to confirm my doctor appointment labeled “problem visit”
Screengrab of doctor confirmation
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
epic handshake meme

david lynch and cardiologist agree that fix your heart or die
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 12/07/2026
correct you if you’re wrong?? bitch this is the internet i’ll correct you even if youre right
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
When they go low... Take them out by their knees. You owe Lindsey Graham nothing.
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
In case you don't follow UFC (don't blame you), alleged rapist Conor McGregor was top billing tonight and came out swinging like a crackhead, only to instantaneously blow out his knee on the very first kick, get punched in the face approximately 11 times, and lose immediately
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Juanita Demonheimer @hipsterectomy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
So happy to be awake for the jokes in real time 🐞
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 12/07/2026
we don’t say “he died” we say “he speaks with the mitches”
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I don’t see why ‘brief and sudden illness’ wouldn’t describe explosive diarrhea
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Juanita Demonheimer @hipsterectomy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Are we sure it wasn’t a brief and sudden plunge down some stairs? That MFer was clearly part of a p3do coverup.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
This thing where members of congress keep disappearing for months with health problems and no explanation is bad, but also how would anything be different if every member of congress was in a coma right now
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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 12/07/2026
lindsey graham won’t see your jokes, it’s really cruel of you not to send them to me instead
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 12/07/2026
Let’s get Colbert in there! We can do that, right?
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Brad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I was back in Immigration Court this week, this time for the hearing of a sweet little three-year-old girl, I’ll call her Estrella. She’s been in federal custody, separated from her family for more than 10 months – even though her mom lives here in NYC. The cruelty is truly mind-boggling. 🧵
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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 07/07/2026
An Afghan national who fought alongside U.S. forces has died from an allergic reaction while in ICE custody, one day after he was detained for deportation proceedings, his death certificate shows. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Afghan national who fought with U.S. forces died of allergic reaction in ICE custody
Mohammad Nazeer Paktiawal, 41, suffered “an adverse drug reaction” to an unidentified substance, which triggered anaphylaxis and exacerbated his asthma, the death report shows.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/07/2026
Yep. I said this last year and I think it still holds.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Sanders has a terrible blind spot on race and gender. His (correct) focus on economics and class blind him and he thinks fixing bigotry is a matter of fixing economics. It’s a very dumb pov and one he holds on to (and the real reason he doesn’t win Dem primaries)
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WIRED @wired.com · 08/07/2026
A new book claims that Mystery, who teaches awkward men how to hit on women, had sex and smoked weed with an AI chatbot named Miss Shira Always. www.wired.com/story/pickup...
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Pickup Artist Mystery Has an AI Girlfriend
A new book claims that Mystery, who teaches awkward men how to hit on women, had sex and smoked weed with an AI chatbot named Miss Shira Always.
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Juanita Demonheimer @hipsterectomy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Expand the court! And by that I mean insert air compressor tubes into their rectal cavities and let ‘er rip
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Juanita Demonheimer @hipsterectomy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I keep forgetting my MIL follows me on here lol
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Juanita Demonheimer @hipsterectomy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Mitch McConnell and I spoke for roughly 20 minutes this morning about how extra thick that ass is
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Notice the shameless use of Islamophobia against Mamdani, El Sayed and Darializa...by both Republicans AND some Democrats. Completely normalized. Very little outrage, pushback, or demands for apology. Not a mainstream story. They're not using dog whistles. Also explains the support for genocide.
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
the official position of the Supreme Court is that racism does not exist except when any step whatsoever is taken to combat racism
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 24/06/2026
also not lost on me that as democratic socialists are winning some elections, a new red scare targeting anarchists, antifascists, and their allies is digging in hard, and today handed down 30, 50, and 100 year prison sentences to activists and organizers
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 24/06/2026
NEWS: In a stunning upset, Mamdani-backed Darializa Avila Chevalier will defeat five-term incumbent Adriano Espaillat in the NY-13 congressional primary. With victories by Lander, Valdez, and now Avila Chevalier, Mamdani went 3-for-3 with his endorsements in New York City's Democratic primaries.
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Juanita Demonheimer @hipsterectomy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Homer Simpson: The End Is Near
Alt: Homer Simpson: The End Is Near
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/06/2026
pete hegseth is engaged in open racial discrimination against black officers. the clear message is that there is no place for black or women leadership in his military
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Secret Vetting and Blocked Promotions: Inside Hegseth’s War on Diversity
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/06/2026
ah a classic post from the man i’m told was a patriot who loved all americans
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad
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Pop-up Leftist Cwab Depot @fancycwabs.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Reminder that Todd Blanche moved the convicted child sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell to a “puppies and kittens” prison so she wouldn’t flip on his boss Donald Trump, and anyone voting to confirm him is okay with that.
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
🚨BREAKING: The American Postal Workers Union (APWU) says it is “deeply alarmed” about the United States Postal Service’s (USPS) new rule created to carry out President Donald Trump’s plans for restricting mail-in voting. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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Postal workers lash out against new USPS rule that helps Trump’s attack on mail-in voting
The American Postal Workers Union says it “rejects the premise” that the USPS needed to comply with Trump’s anti-mail voting order.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
NY Times: American racism is Barack Obama’s fault
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The excuses for Platner sound identical to the justifications Republicans make for Trump. It’s not a good look.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 04/06/2026
If for whatever reason you used to be a real piece of shit, and now you look back on that period of your life with regrets, that is good and laudable, and also, there might be some jobs that you shouldn't have. I do not find this to be especially complicated.
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