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An Ape Who Wants to Live Forever

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Bagels mine. Free Palestine. Fix your heart or die. I try to follow Aussies

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An Ape Who Wants to Live Forever @heyyybenno.bsky.social · 16h
Lebronan, the best place in the world to get authentic Lebronese food. Is this a thing?
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Muffin Top Momma 🍪 @muffintopmomma.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Consent Consent is VERY sexy
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
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maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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Vaquera Elisa @boxelderdust.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Aella is the Olivia Nuzzi of TPOT rationalists in that if you understand this you should go climb a very tall mountain and bury your phone at its peak
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Asher Wolf @asherwolf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Coles cuts ties with controversial CIA-linked data giant Palantir www.smh.com.au/technology/c...
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Coles cuts ties with controversial CIA-linked data giant Palantir
The 2024 deal handed the Peter Thiel-founded company 10 billion rows of data covering every store, shift and one of Australia’s largest workforces.
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An Ape Who Wants to Live Forever @heyyybenno.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
That’s cool as shit
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An Ape Who Wants to Live Forever @heyyybenno.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Here’s another!
Mapquest branded map of Lake Ontario but its labeled “lake bush did 9-11”
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An Ape Who Wants to Live Forever @heyyybenno.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is fun @mapquest.com
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An Ape Who Wants to Live Forever @heyyybenno.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08... is it, dare I say… too much tuna fish?
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Is canned tuna OK to eat for lunch every day?
Tinned tuna is a lunch box staple for many people, but if you're eating tuna most days, you may have wondered whether it's possible to have too much.
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An Ape Who Wants to Live Forever @heyyybenno.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Spoon
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An Ape Who Wants to Live Forever @heyyybenno.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
vt.tiktok.com/ZSVSwYfxt/ I’ve always wondered about nutrition and adhd…but I really love debunking videos. This one is great, there’s a lot of junk ideas packaged to sell you supplements.
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TikTok - Make Your Day
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An Ape Who Wants to Live Forever @heyyybenno.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
www.instagram.com/p/DblJI_EmT_... I’m always looking for novel ways to support my ADHD brain, and I hadn’t heard of these before. Lifestack looks interesting as I’ve never seen a tool that facilitates planning around energy level #adhd #neurodivergence
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An Ape Who Wants to Live Forever @heyyybenno.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
www.instagram.com/reel/DaUjCYz... Secret to Overcoming ADHD paralysis — Fapping!
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An Ape Who Wants to Live Forever @heyyybenno.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I can’t put my finger on why but this World Cup sucks serious shit, like the joy it normally generates doesn’t stick and just slides off.
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An Ape Who Wants to Live Forever @heyyybenno.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Tim Robinson I Think You Should Leave
ALT: Tim Robinson I Think You Should Leave
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An Ape Who Wants to Live Forever @heyyybenno.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
We can’t have these dangerous radicals openly campaigning for popular issues like healthcare, taxing the Epstein class and ending a genocide. Let go of your pearls
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roterote @roterote.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Social Democrats are literally moderates. Social Reform via elections is literally a moderate reformist approach to politics. Words mean things, ideologies mean things, and they don’t mean just “things I don’t personally like.”
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/06/2026
Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.
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An Ape Who Wants to Live Forever @heyyybenno.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Real men are neurodivergent
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man." A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life. Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.
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Madeadeleine 💀 @pbastronaut.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I've always said this. I know so much about the characters on TNG and DS9 but practically nothing about any new character because they never do anything but work towards progressing the story. Plus recreation is a better signifier of a utopian future than speeches about Who We Are.
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An Ape Who Wants to Live Forever @heyyybenno.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Respect.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

ANTI-BEDTIME LEFTIST WEBSITE
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An Ape Who Wants to Live Forever @heyyybenno.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Yeah this recurring nightmare but with vyvanse
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Can we normalize empathy?
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Congratulations DHS Secretary Stephen miller on continuing to be DHS Secretary
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Dozens of U.S. strikes on Iran. Dunno what to say now other than my thoughts are with the Iranian civilians under fire. What a nightmare.
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An Ape Who Wants to Live Forever @heyyybenno.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Nope, not me over here, crying at the breakfast table.
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
MC Hammer, is an American rapper, dancer, record producer, and actor. He was popular in the late 1980s and early 1990s for his hit songs like "U Can't Touch This", and "2 Legit 2 Quit". Hammer was known for his flashy dance moves, extravagant choreography, and his signature Hammer pants
Kelsey Grammer. Dear reader. Thank you for taking the time to check out this alt text! As you may or may not know, this is a ridiculous joke. I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. That's the joke. It's a gag about people having a similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Also, I was dropped on the head as a baby. Several times.
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An Ape Who Wants to Live Forever @heyyybenno.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Expecto mashed potatoes!
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
When you're alone and life is making you lonely you can always go Offline
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
A major coalition is launching a general strike in Minnesota tomorrow, aimed at pushing out ICE. It includes: -Amalgamated Transit Union Local 1005 -The MN AFL-CIO -SEIU Local 26 -UNITE HERE Local 17 -CWA Local 7250 -Saint Paul and Minneapolis Federations of Educators -Faith leaders And more. 🧵
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
right now the floor for me is abolish ICE and put every agent on trial and the average elected democrat is like what if we told them to cut it out
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An Ape Who Wants to Live Forever @heyyybenno.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
POV: I’m the driver
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DakotaVAdams @toxicmicroceleb.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Revolutions are built not by people going off and starting sporadic gunfights or lone wolf bombings, but when a self-organized parallel structure starts to take hold while the government loses its legitimacy.
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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
We all know that January is a tough month, so here's a big old Cow having a big old hug.
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 16/01/2026
There are people in the world who say that there are only two genders: male and female. But the heart and soul have much more personality. It's very sad that people who can't accept this sometimes utter very harsh words. You were born to live freely. Chiitan is an ally of transgender people🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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Dex Anderson @dexanderson.com · 16/01/2026
I feel like he's whole Mr. Beast wants to be but is too dead behind the eyes to do it
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Laura Kelly @tortietabby.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
This is horrific and barely being reported on in the UK media. Shame on the British government. www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/202...
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Palestine Action hunger strikers near death ‘intent’ on continuing protests
Prisoners remaining on rolling hunger strike are suffering with dangerous symptoms, loved ones and a doctor say.
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Chris Thompson @christhompson.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
what a blog, man defector.com/ice-is-model...
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ICE Is Modeling Its Brutality After The IDF | Defector
Call it recency bias, personal interest, or perhaps just a general concern for society’s trajectory right now, but as I followed Wednesday’s news of an ICE agent killing 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good ...
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 07/01/2026
If you are reading this and you consider yourself a socialist or communist but you haven’t educated yourself or worked with others to get yourself educated I know it seems silly in the face of it all but collective study and organization will lead to effective action. It’s not too late.
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ohseanofnoise @ohseanofnoise.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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Gregory Pratt @royalpratt.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
“We felt less than human.” How government treats folks in custody is not a lot better than how they treat them when they’re released. A moment from the story of a server helping a man: “May God bless that woman, because she gave me a taco and a Coke.” www.chicagotribune.com/2025/12/28/c...
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64 days in Chicago: The story of Operation Midway Blitz
President Donald Trump’s federal immigration enforcement operation led to most surreal autumn in Chicago history. What happened during those 64 days will be remembered for a long time.
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 22/12/2025
So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 18/12/2025
Bluesky tonight is neatly divided between trans people and family members appropriately angry and freaking out and everyone else who has barely noticed.
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