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@heyitsclarence.bsky.social
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full time garden hermit

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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Balaeniceps tex 𓅣🌏🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☭ @socialistpuffin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Please help Fab!!!
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✨the daniel✨ @intelectconfig.wtf · 12/08/2026
the “i work in tech” > “i just want to live in the wilderness” pipeline is so real
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i spent more than was necessary on a bitchin e-trike, someone please roast me so my reactive defiance is triggered and i feel better about this ridiculous purchase
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Xodanix3 @xodanix3.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
👇👇👇 monied folks jump on this
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Didier Lestrade @didierlestrade.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Héros. Martyre. 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Kinda feel like the social transgression and boundary violation is part of the thrill for the kind of dweeb that gets smart glasses
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
What. The. Fuck.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
AI Guy Asks AI To Help Him Read Difficult Books
4 panel comic

Panel 1: Orange Guy holds up book and says “I’m gonna read a book”

Panel 2: Orange Guy looks at book cover and says “hmmmmm”

Panel 3: Orange Guy types a query into his phone

Panel 4: Close up on phone screen reveals AI responding with “a chocolate factory is a factory made of chocolate”
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this is because they don't see trans children as children, they see them as willfully evil demons with an insatiable desire to corrupt
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TarZangief @tarzangief.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Fuck Gavin Newsom Fuck Donald Trump Fuck ICE Fuck Fascists Fuck Drake Fuck RFK Jr Fuck the DoJ Fuck Chuck Schumer Fuck Hakeem Jeffries Fuck Dhalsim Fuck JK Rowling Fuck 2 Party system Fuck Tom Green Fuck AI Fuck Elon Musk Fuck the Police Fuck Israel Fuck Rudy Giuliani Fuck Capitalism
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Ben Collins O @bencollins.bsky.so... • 35m
It's me!
Peter • @notalawyer.bsky.soc... • 2h must've been terrible to date AOC as a regular man because one minute you're dating a bartender who's a bit out of your league and the next there are tabloid stories like "you're not gonna believe how ugly this guy is"
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dani - the plot twist menace🌈| boost 📌 @midnight0wl.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
📣 HEY 📣 doggo says you should do what you can to make a difference. help rain get to safety *now*. action matters. if you can spare it, share it. www.paypal.me/LuneFae cash.app/$RainLune93
a blue heeler mix named tucker stares into the camera asking for his friends to be helped bc he would if he could
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𝙲𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶𝙰 𝙻𝙰 𝙼𝙸𝙶𝚁𝙰 𓅢 @heyitsclarence.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
me: consumerism is a cancer and must be excised from our psyches collectively in order to have even a chance of a future in a world that hasn't wholly collapsed from disease, famine, and death also me: if i do not snuggle with this majestic creature i will literally die and be dead
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isaac @sevier.io · 12/08/2026
Hi everyone, what we raised so far already went out to buy some basics for folks directly affected by the 7.4 earthquake in Colombia yesterday. Can you join us in providing some essentials for folks who have lost everything in the earthquake? More info in the thread.
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Okay I couldn't stop figuring how this would have worked until I drew it out, so here's how I think the Trump Cart works. The Trojan Horse for our times.
a drawing of a Trump reclined hidden in a catering cart to be spirited off to a secret jet after cleverly posting an itinerary on social media for Iran to read. Not even remotely done with AI, drawn in Clip Studio.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is absolutely WILD. Here's the dashboard video posted by @fritschner.bsky.social. Fast forward to about 1 minute. An ICE officer jumps out of a van and pulls a gun on this woman immediately before lying and claiming she "almost ran us over." *profanity warning if watching in public.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
ABOLISH ICE, PROSECUTE THE MFS
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
In today's fire news, the Bug Fire and the Fred Mountain Fire have indeed joined up into one massive 44k acre fire. The Stallion fire to the east is at 22k acres and fire officials are moderately concerned it will link up with them. Also the whole area is now under a flood watch.
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Dr. Divya (🔔 logged out) @divyampersaud.com · 11/08/2026
That’s it? 4? No one can match this bold and hopeful 4??? 24/1275 (that’s the first part that really really has to be met by Sunday or else) chuffed.org/project/help...
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Help the Abdelwahed family survive
I'm helping my friend, Akram Abdelwahed, raise funds to help his family survive.
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Ham Kevina @kriskenard.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
MASK UP WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR HOME
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Gremlin 𓅷 McCoy @gremlinmccoy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hey chat, is it good if our military and their families are afraid of reprisals from our own government if they complain about shit like *food and water shortages* too much?
Stars and Stripes agreed to withhold the identities of spouses, family members and active-duty sailors interviewed for this story due to fears of reprisal.
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please don't steal my lunch while i'm here, my wife packed it for me
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It's all happening again.
Beth Young Bourne, putting out a list of 10 teenagers she claims are trans girls, complete with names, locations and photographs.Identification:
Due in part to the inherent difficulty in identifying transgender people who can pass as their preferred gender, as well as identifying gender non-conforming people who may conform when in public, the Nazi government relied heavily on reporting by private citizens (often neighbors) to persecute transgender people.[86][87][67] A widespread belief in Germany at this time held that transgender people were inherently deceitful, as they lived their lives "in disguise", which motivated some Germans to denounce them to the Nazi government.[88]
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Erin Gallagher @3r1ng.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
What the fuck ICE is buying $20M of *electric shock gloves* apnews.com/article/ice-...
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AP Exclusive: ICE plans to give officers gloves that can deliver painful electric shocks
Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers may soon be outfitted with gloves that can deliver painful electric shocks that are intended to gain compliance from combative individuals.
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𝙲𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶𝙰 𝙻𝙰 𝙼𝙸𝙶𝚁𝙰 𓅢 @heyitsclarence.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
i had a dream the other night where i was screaming "IT'S NON-DIEGETIC" with fervent intensity but i don't know who or what i was screaming at, but my best guess is the continual stream of self-generating music running through my brain
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 10/08/2026
About an hour left! They want about 400 from me and then they'll leave me alone, that would mean the insurance would be no problem either! PLEASE ;)
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Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty @hennepinatty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Our office is fully prepared to protect and defend your right to vote. Any reports of threats, harassment, or intimidation directed at voters or election workers will be reviewed and, if appropriate, prosecuted.
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Kathleen Bachynski @bachynski.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
“She forged a trailblazing career… In the early 2000s, she was credited as the first researcher to show definitively that the human papillomavirus, or HPV — the most common sexually transmitted infection — caused so-called oropharyngeal cancers of the throat, tonsils and base of the tongues”
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Dr. Maura L. Gillison, Who Linked Throat Cancers to HPV, Dies at 61
She challenged the conventional view that a majority of head and neck cancers resulted from cigarette smoking and excessive alcohol consumption.
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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Please stop paying for anything Harry Potter. This is where your money is going. At this point, you're not an ally, you're an abuser and we're your victim.
JK Rowling says the lawsuits will keep coming - to prevent trans women from using the right restroom.
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lumpenpoledancer @daturabombs333.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Between heat, losing insurance, getting the car diagnostics (hopefully mechanic is back at work from being sick), and the usual hotel and food costs, I really need help staying afloat. I’m putting some cheap clothes on payment plans too - because I need them just to function without constant washing
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Celeste Moss @celestevmoss.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Pharmaceutical company @gilead.com is denying access to lenacapavir in four countries that held clinical trials for the drug: Brazil, Argentina, Mexico, and Peru. These places paved the way for this life-saving medication’s approval, and now they can’t get it!! Outrageous 😡
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
20,000 people are now being evacuated in BC due to out of control wildfires. Multiple First Nations communities have completely burnt down in Canada this summer alone. Liberals and conservatives are owned by the oil and gas lobby and are accelerating societal collapse. Capitalism is a death cult
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
the reactionaries sort of thought you could just thrust your chest out and slap a bunch of paint and memes on things and recover national pride and a lost era of white male triumph or whatever. how's your national pride now. are you proud yet. are you feeling strong
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
this is all so fucking instructive if they would take a step back and learn something. you cannot let this happen ever again. when you are weak and crumbling, you cannot revive your prospects by painting everything gold and declaring a victorious golden age. it makes it look even weaker and rotted
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
the only smart move would be to remove this idiot from office, and go apologize and surrender. that's about all we got now
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
theres nothing we can do. we can nuke them, or we can invade. that's it. neither is doable. we cant safely lob munitions at them anymore because were running out of that. i think pretty soon if we even want to bomb them we're going to have to fly planes over them and we don't have the guts for that
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Xodanix3 @xodanix3.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I would prefer monied ppl who won't lose alot by giving money do that instead of expecting marginalized ppl to pass around the same $20
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Lego Dolemite 🏴🚩 @psychoalpastor.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Zero progress yet, due soon 😬 #MutualAid #helpsky #blacksky #fundsky 💸💕
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
HI FRIENDS! I am launching the GoFundMe for my Facial Feminization Surgery today! I’m having to fundraise in a very short amount of time due to insurance shenanigans, so every little bit helps! Please donate if you can, reposts are deeply appreciated. 🏳️‍⚧️💜🏳️‍⚧️
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On August 26th I'm scheduled for facial feminization surgery. I've been workin… Sage Deviant needs your support for Support Sage's Facial Feminization Surgery
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i had a dream the other night where i was screaming "IT'S NON-DIEGETIC" with fervent intensity but i don't know who or what i was screaming at, but my best guess is the continual stream of self-generating music running through my brain
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climate news is making my spirit organs want to fall out my spirit butthole
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Carmen sans personality @rootpotato.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
The "you should smile more" to "sad boy" pipeline
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 08/04/2026
gender affirming "he has a sadness in his eyes you only see in eastern european gay porn"
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