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Sometimes streamer. “Tomb raider gay”. Founder of @LondonGaymers.com Tech/creative @abertoirfest.bsky.social Former radio nerd. Fuck terfs. He/they. Gay af. ADHD af. London. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Yes, oppinions are very strictly my own.

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hew @hew.gg · 29/09/2026
Goat Sim 3 DLC coming out same day as GTA6 is exactly the kind of troll I expect from Coffee Stain.
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hew @hew.gg · 29/09/2026
Best thing about buying something from currys is they take your email address and sign you up to loads of spam, all for free and even if you opt out. Love that.
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He was never “culturally Irish”, just ginger.
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hew @hew.gg · 16/09/2026
New DLR trains already smell like piss.
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hew @hew.gg · 13/09/2026
got an invite to fuck.it email - it's like a few quid a month but that's fine for private, ad free email - but then they wanted an additional one off charge of $500 to reserve my username, even long basic names they want $100 to setup. Looks and feels like a scam so noped out of there.
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[@fuck.it] - Email with Attitude. Pure. Secure. Exclusive.
[@fuck.it] is the email service that doesn’t track you, doesn’t sell your data and doesn’t give a fuck about what the world thinks you should be. Home to the coolest email address on the planet. Pure....
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Nikes | AlexLeeDee @alexleedee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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hew @hew.gg · 07/09/2026
Shall no longer be recommending Plusnet, support no longer always in the UK, agent had no idea what a static IP is (oh yeh they took mine away after promising they wouldn’t), tried to sell me a new service when I queried it. Shocking behaviour and service.
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alves @alves.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Ben @liztruss.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The UK is in retrograde because there are two days until the start of #LizTrussSeason
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
current discourse feels like
2 panel comic

Panel 1:
Yellow Guy is handing bananas to a small child. He says “just feeding some hungry kids”
Red Guy is pinching the bridge of his nose and says “oh my god you stupid son of a bitch”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy grips Yellow Guy by the lapels and says “You’re gonna burn down society you stupid fucking son of a bitch”
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hew @hew.gg · 04/09/2026
@octopus.energy yo, I moved house and closed account which is assume why the app is now blank but you’ve not emailed or written about the large balance that I should be getting refunded…. What’s the process?
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lol
Chess.com
skill issue
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The actual number of moves that are not utterly stupid in chess is tiny and chess will be fully solved one day
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers.
One day, it will be fully solved like checkers.
Between now and then, or even after, have fun.
People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly betterThere are more possible chess games, by about 40 orders of magnitude, than atoms in the observable universe. To solve chess, you'd have to map them all. Good luck.
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers. One day, it will be fully solved like checkers. 

Between now and then, or even after, have fun. People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly better.
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend. 

(Here I am arguing with some random intern at a chess website 🤦‍♂️)
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend.
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even my friends don't text me back that fast
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Ami - BUY MY BOOK 🏳️‍⚧️📚💙 @amithero.bot · 03/09/2026
hello I am modern aaa game designer. the shareholders told me to make the game longer. I do not wish to make the game longer. they told me to make the game longer or I lose job. I make the player collect 6 potatoes for 5% damage resistance. The shareholders are happy. I've been laid off.
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hew @hew.gg · 04/09/2026
I’m gonna be honest - Lara’s constant talking about what to do next fucked me off so much it’s making me reconsider my pre-order.
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i’m escaping to the one place most corrupted by capitalism,
Milo Yiannopoulos on the Piers Morgan show, looking upward and pulling a stupid fake anguished face
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hew @hew.gg · 02/09/2026
I remember nearly half a Compsci module at Uni was on Flash… It felt like such a waste of time and tbh the writing was already on the wall. The rest of the module was Dreamweaver - but I knew that shit like the back of my hand and we had PHP, MySQL and all sorts going on. Top marks in that project.
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Meredith Whittaker @meredithmeredith.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yes we all think this is stupid but we, the ppl brushing our teeth, are not the customers The customers are the investors who in ~1yr will be enticed to fund Dyson's smart dental AI spinoff, featuring models trained on "the world's largest real time floss dataset" gizmodo.com/dysons-smart...
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Dyson’s Smart Toothbrush Uses a Camera to Floss Your Teeth
Yes, you can watch the camera feed from an app.
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hew @hew.gg · 28/08/2026
I can imagine listens of this track have skyrocketed the last 12 hours… it was the perfect choice by Rockstar music.apple.com/gb/album/inn...
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Inner Light by Elderbrook & Bob Moses on Apple Music
Song · 2021 · Duration 4:17
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The Spectre Haunting Europe @frightfulhobgoblin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Deeply cowardly stuff from the Metro. Rowling stated that the burning of the German Sexual Research Institute in 1933 did not happen. That is the very definition of Holocaust denial, plain and simple. Kowtowing before a litigious billionaire does not change this.
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Newspaper issues apology after wrongly calling JK Rowling 'Holocaust denier'
A UK national newspaper has issued an apology after wrongly saying that JK Rowling had “engaged in Holocaust denial” ...
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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
rip to one of the realest ever to do it
JOSHUA BASCHE (assistant cinematics editor, Red Alert 3): It’d be these long takes of them just sitting there reading a teleprompter as lines came up. It was towards the end of the day, and you could kind of tell Curry was tired, he wanted to get out of there. But then that line comes up. And you saw the smile pop onto his face when he read it through first. The first take was that take. 
IVANA MILIČEVIĆ (“Dasha,” Red Alert 3): When I saw that, I was like, “I know you’ve been sitting there for hours.”
MICAL PEDRIANA (story and cinematics producer, Red Alert 3): Everyone was busting up.
JOSHUA BASCHE: It’s so bombastic. It’s so fantastic.
STUART ALLISON (cinematic editor, Red Alert 3): This is fucking brilliant. I love this. This is Frank N. Furter, for me.
IVANA MILIČEVIĆ: Was he making fun of it? Or was he having fun?
CHRIS CORRY (executive producer, Red Alert 3): He was ready to bring the ham. I don’t think he was breaking at all.
JOSHUA BASCHE: I think he did exactly what he wanted to do.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Wrong person from Home Alone 2 died
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hew @hew.gg · 26/08/2026
My favourite Tim Curry sound bite - I say it to myself several times a week.
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Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 26/08/2026
A note from Dolly Parton to Eminem in 2022.
Screenshot of a tweet from @Eminem dated 25 August 2026. His text reads: "I'm sorry we never got a chance to meet, but getting this note from Dolly really had a an impact on me. She definitely didn't have to take the time to do it.  Even for a kid who mostly listened to rap music, she was an icon. A superstar in every sense. Rest easy Dolly. And thank you for the kind words." Below that, he has included an image of a note signed by (or on a stationery of, or electronic stationery of) Dolly Parton. Her note reads:


Marshall (Eminem),

Congratulations on your induction into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Your performance was amazing and everybody said so. Even though I don’t know a lot about rap music, I’ve come to know that you are the very best at it. Aside from that I hope what I have to say will not seem weird or strange to you but I have always felt some unexplained connection to you like I know you somehow. I had hoped to meet you at the show but you know how nuts those things are, personally I hate ’em and I missed my chance but maybe someday we’ll meet. In the meantime, keep doing what you’re doing because you do it so well and no matter how complex your world may be just know you are very special and touch people in ways you don’t even know.

With love & respect,
Dolly Parton
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026
dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it
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hew @hew.gg · 24/08/2026
Just as Nicholas Holt gets a minor downgrade (or upgrade depending on your point of view) on the asshole scale, Kit Harrington joins the asshole register this evening.
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hew @hew.gg · 24/08/2026
He has been migrated from asshole register to (the slightly less serious) dickhead list until further notice. Naturally he should have perhaps read ahead what he was accepting but some progress at least.
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hew @hew.gg · 24/08/2026
Why are RoyalMail doing a credit search to setup a (prepaid) postal redirection?
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 20/08/2026
Every dollar billionaire JK Rowling makes is a dollar she will spend on destroying the lives of trans people - a scapegoating driven by Epstein-class billionaires to distract us from the ultra-rich draining our wealth, killing our planet, sabotaging social cohesion, and destroying dissent.
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hew @hew.gg · 16/08/2026
Mate, what the fuck is this dogshit?
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 13/08/2026
what if everyone started carrying spray bottles full of piss and whenever we spotted someone with pervert glasses on the street we hosed them down
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Met Office - weather and climate @metoffice.gov.uk · 13/08/2026
Temperatures have now provisionally exceeded 37°C 🌡️ Before 2026, the UK had recorded 37°C or higher on only six occasions. This year alone, we've already reached that mark three times.
A table of top temperatures so far. The highest currently at 37.6°C at Charlwood.
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hew @hew.gg · 13/08/2026
Update: still in hell
An Apple weather screenshot showing the temperature of 34 degrees
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Celeste Labedz @celestelabedz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I wouldn't call myself a cartoonist, but I had the vision and just needed it to be on paper to the best of my ability.
A hand drawn eight panel cartoon. First two panels are a colander sitting frowning on a shelf. Then the colander is frowning straining pasta, then three more panels of frowning sitting on a shelf. Then a big panel where it's projecting a bunch of crescent eclipse shapes and smiling with speech bubbles around saying "Wow! Look! Amazing! Beautiful!" And then one final panel where it's sitting on a shelf smiling.
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hew @hew.gg · 13/08/2026
Final Fantasy. Any of them. All of them. No thanks.
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hew @hew.gg · 13/08/2026
I took laxatives when I didn't have constipation, it's terrifying how much it caused me to shit. So much shit, it came out of my mouth and the Daily Mail employed me to put that shit into an article on the internet.
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Mellowrino 🍂 @mellowrino.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Reminder to go to your security & privacy settings on Twitch and turn Training for Generative AI off so Amazon can fuck themselves without your content! 👍
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hew @hew.gg · 12/08/2026
Maybe I damaged my phone? Who knows but this was a cool photo.
A shot of the partial solar eclipse A shot of partial solar eclipse.
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Constanze Scheib/ C. N. Stance @constanzescheib.at · 12/08/2026
"Hoult, who has been an advocate for LGBTQ+ issues in the past, will put that work aside to play the Gilderoy Lockhart in the show’s preordained second season, where he can help keep Rowling’s legacy awash in butterbeer." www.avclub.com/nicholas-hou...
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Nicholas Hoult casts unforced error spell on career, joins Harry Potter show
Nicholas Hoult casts unforced error spell on career, joins Harry Potter show
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 12/08/2026
"I never thought relentless global heating and drought would fry MY farm" sobs man who voted etc etc
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hew @hew.gg · 12/08/2026
The register of assholes gets longer every day. Shame, I liked Nicholas Holt.
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hew @hew.gg · 10/08/2026
Very clever @countbinface.bsky.social! fr24.com/data/aircraf... /cc @flightradar24.com (not a cupcake)
A flight radar screenshot showing the flight path of callsign pup 1 6 3 right before it draws a path in the shape of a bin. It’s just off the coast of clacton on sea where count binface is a candidate.
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hew @hew.gg · 08/08/2026
Small dick energy.
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hew @hew.gg · 07/08/2026
It changes randomly throughout the day too…
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hew @hew.gg · 07/08/2026
Post your lock screen
A lock screen of an iPhone showing a palm tree background
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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 06/08/2026
Khan and City Hall need to seize jurisdiction of the West End, and leave Westminster Council with just the residential bits. This is embarrassing. www.theguardian.com/business/202...
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Council wants pubs in London’s Soho and West End to ban standing
Sadiq Khan criticises Westminster council’s ‘anti-growth policies’ after it recommends stopping ‘vertical drinking’
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Taggianto @taggianto.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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hew @hew.gg · 25/07/2026
Sometimes we don’t know where the duct tape needs to go so we just Google it.
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hew @hew.gg · 24/07/2026
So apparently nobody had purchased hew.gg, and I’ve no idea why I hadn’t already… So yeh now it’s mine. 🤓
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hew @hew.gg · 23/07/2026
www.cowleygroves.com/property/26-... There’s… a lot… going on at this place.
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Cowley Groves - 26 Archallagan Terrace, Foxdale, IM4 3EZ
<p>Terraced 2 Bed House With Picturesque Countryside Views. Situated in a Quiet &amp; Modern Development. Easily Maintained Front &amp; Rear Gardens. 2 Allocated Parking Spaces. No Pets. UNFURNISHED. ...
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