hew @hew.gg · 29/09/2026Goat Sim 3 DLC coming out same day as GTA6 is exactly the kind of troll I expect from Coffee Stain. 010
hew @hew.gg · 29/09/2026Best thing about buying something from currys is they take your email address and sign you up to loads of spam, all for free and even if you opt out. Love that. 010
Reposted by hewMike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026He was never “culturally Irish”, just ginger. 182
hew @hew.gg · 13/09/2026got an invite to fuck.it email - it's like a few quid a month but that's fine for private, ad free email - but then they wanted an additional one off charge of $500 to reserve my username, even long basic names they want $100 to setup. Looks and feels like a scam so noped out of there.fuck.it[@fuck.it] - Email with Attitude. Pure. Secure. Exclusive.[@fuck.it] is the email service that doesn’t track you, doesn’t sell your data and doesn’t give a fuck about what the world thinks you should be. Home to the coolest email address on the planet. Pure.... 201
hew @hew.gg · 07/09/2026Shall no longer be recommending Plusnet, support no longer always in the UK, agent had no idea what a static IP is (oh yeh they took mine away after promising they wouldn’t), tried to sell me a new service when I queried it. Shocking behaviour and service. 000
Reposted by hewBen @liztruss.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The UK is in retrograde because there are two days until the start of #LizTrussSeason 0283
Reposted by hewSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026current discourse feels like 5464631432
hew @hew.gg · 04/09/2026@octopus.energy yo, I moved house and closed account which is assume why the app is now blank but you’ve not emailed or written about the large balance that I should be getting refunded…. What’s the process? 100
Reposted by hewAmi - BUY MY BOOK 🏳️⚧️📚💙 @amithero.bot · 03/09/2026hello I am modern aaa game designer. the shareholders told me to make the game longer. I do not wish to make the game longer. they told me to make the game longer or I lose job. I make the player collect 6 potatoes for 5% damage resistance. The shareholders are happy. I've been laid off. 2776572592
hew @hew.gg · 04/09/2026I’m gonna be honest - Lara’s constant talking about what to do next fucked me off so much it’s making me reconsider my pre-order. 110
Reposted by hewwariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026i’m escaping to the one place most corrupted by capitalism, 613627
hew @hew.gg · 02/09/2026I remember nearly half a Compsci module at Uni was on Flash… It felt like such a waste of time and tbh the writing was already on the wall. The rest of the module was Dreamweaver - but I knew that shit like the back of my hand and we had PHP, MySQL and all sorts going on. Top marks in that project. 000
Reposted by hewThe Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.theverge.comThere is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter seriesYou can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry. 366201019863
Reposted by hewMeredith Whittaker @meredithmeredith.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Yes we all think this is stupid but we, the ppl brushing our teeth, are not the customers The customers are the investors who in ~1yr will be enticed to fund Dyson's smart dental AI spinoff, featuring models trained on "the world's largest real time floss dataset" gizmodo.com/dysons-smart...gizmodo.comDyson’s Smart Toothbrush Uses a Camera to Floss Your TeethYes, you can watch the camera feed from an app. 30619211
hew @hew.gg · 28/08/2026I can imagine listens of this track have skyrocketed the last 12 hours… it was the perfect choice by Rockstar music.apple.com/gb/album/inn...music.apple.comInner Light by Elderbrook & Bob Moses on Apple MusicSong · 2021 · Duration 4:17 000
Reposted by hewThe Spectre Haunting Europe @frightfulhobgoblin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Deeply cowardly stuff from the Metro. Rowling stated that the burning of the German Sexual Research Institute in 1933 did not happen. That is the very definition of Holocaust denial, plain and simple. Kowtowing before a litigious billionaire does not change this.thenational.scotNewspaper issues apology after wrongly calling JK Rowling 'Holocaust denier'A UK national newspaper has issued an apology after wrongly saying that JK Rowling had “engaged in Holocaust denial” ... 47714
Reposted by hewNathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026rip to one of the realest ever to do it 0558144
Reposted by hewkate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Wrong person from Home Alone 2 died 10864250
hew @hew.gg · 26/08/2026My favourite Tim Curry sound bite - I say it to myself several times a week. 020
Reposted by hewAdam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 26/08/2026A note from Dolly Parton to Eminem in 2022. 10751160
Reposted by hewMicah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it 18117064199
hew @hew.gg · 24/08/2026Just as Nicholas Holt gets a minor downgrade (or upgrade depending on your point of view) on the asshole scale, Kit Harrington joins the asshole register this evening. 000
hew @hew.gg · 24/08/2026He has been migrated from asshole register to (the slightly less serious) dickhead list until further notice. Naturally he should have perhaps read ahead what he was accepting but some progress at least. 010
hew @hew.gg · 24/08/2026Why are RoyalMail doing a credit search to setup a (prepaid) postal redirection? 000
Reposted by hewRami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 20/08/2026Every dollar billionaire JK Rowling makes is a dollar she will spend on destroying the lives of trans people - a scapegoating driven by Epstein-class billionaires to distract us from the ultra-rich draining our wealth, killing our planet, sabotaging social cohesion, and destroying dissent. 1024871174
Reposted by hewCatbus @catbus.phd · 13/08/2026what if everyone started carrying spray bottles full of piss and whenever we spotted someone with pervert glasses on the street we hosed them down 1515322
Reposted by hewMet Office - weather and climate @metoffice.gov.uk · 13/08/2026Temperatures have now provisionally exceeded 37°C 🌡️ Before 2026, the UK had recorded 37°C or higher on only six occasions. This year alone, we've already reached that mark three times. 10259193
Reposted by hewCeleste Labedz @celestelabedz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I wouldn't call myself a cartoonist, but I had the vision and just needed it to be on paper to the best of my ability. 653559954
hew @hew.gg · 13/08/2026I took laxatives when I didn't have constipation, it's terrifying how much it caused me to shit. So much shit, it came out of my mouth and the Daily Mail employed me to put that shit into an article on the internet. 1101
Reposted by hewMellowrino 🍂 @mellowrino.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Reminder to go to your security & privacy settings on Twitch and turn Training for Generative AI off so Amazon can fuck themselves without your content! 👍 071
Reposted by hewConstanze Scheib/ C. N. Stance @constanzescheib.at · 12/08/2026"Hoult, who has been an advocate for LGBTQ+ issues in the past, will put that work aside to play the Gilderoy Lockhart in the show’s preordained second season, where he can help keep Rowling’s legacy awash in butterbeer." www.avclub.com/nicholas-hou...avclub.comNicholas Hoult casts unforced error spell on career, joins Harry Potter showNicholas Hoult casts unforced error spell on career, joins Harry Potter show 12388129
Reposted by hewKJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 12/08/2026"I never thought relentless global heating and drought would fry MY farm" sobs man who voted etc etc 8527103
hew @hew.gg · 12/08/2026The register of assholes gets longer every day. Shame, I liked Nicholas Holt. 010
hew @hew.gg · 10/08/2026Very clever @countbinface.bsky.social! fr24.com/data/aircraf... /cc @flightradar24.com (not a cupcake) 000
Reposted by hewDrew @drwsplnd.com · 06/08/2026Khan and City Hall need to seize jurisdiction of the West End, and leave Westminster Council with just the residential bits. This is embarrassing. www.theguardian.com/business/202...theguardian.comCouncil wants pubs in London’s Soho and West End to ban standingSadiq Khan criticises Westminster council’s ‘anti-growth policies’ after it recommends stopping ‘vertical drinking’ 2203
hew @hew.gg · 25/07/2026Sometimes we don’t know where the duct tape needs to go so we just Google it. 010
hew @hew.gg · 24/07/2026So apparently nobody had purchased hew.gg, and I’ve no idea why I hadn’t already… So yeh now it’s mine. 🤓 270
hew @hew.gg · 23/07/2026www.cowleygroves.com/property/26-... There’s… a lot… going on at this place.cowleygroves.comCowley Groves - 26 Archallagan Terrace, Foxdale, IM4 3EZ<p>Terraced 2 Bed House With Picturesque Countryside Views. Situated in a Quiet & Modern Development. Easily Maintained Front & Rear Gardens. 2 Allocated Parking Spaces. No Pets. UNFURNISHED. ... 100