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I've not scrolled Bluesky for a few weeks. I've posted sporadically. In those few weeks I have renovated a big chunk of our new flat, begun running regularly again, and read a book. It makes u think.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 18h

Forgot to move the saucy calendar while the plumber's here.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 29/09/2026

Mo is Lawful Evil. Danni is Chaotic Evil. #gbbo

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 28/09/2026

Is anyone seeing Orville Peck next week in Kentish Town? 🥺

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 28/09/2026

Shaved another 30 seconds. Apparently this 'consistency' of which thou whomst peoplest speak has its merits.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 26/09/2026

We dismantled our old, cheap Ikea sofa and tipped the fucker, which means the shoebox we'd been living in for the last two years, with the grey carpet and grey flooring and grey walls and grey kitchen and grey bathroom, is finally empty. That door is now CLOSED.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 26/09/2026

I'm going to the tip for the dozenth time in a fortnight. Anyone need anything?

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 25/09/2026

ABSOLUTELY fucking not.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 24/09/2026

In further adventures of What Happened To Colour?, I came to buy a lampshade.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 22/09/2026

Our TV has been stuck on this quite terrifying still for about three minutes now.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 22/09/2026

Outside! Pre-6am! Sub-30 minutes! I'm so back.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 17/09/2026

We have a shared shopping list on WhatsApp. Tell me it's been a difficult week...

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 17/09/2026

I'm talking about racism with my mum (RIP me) and after a discussion about how it was in the 60s and 70s she said "we weren't ignorant, we just didn't have the information" and I've just had to take a step back for a minute.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 16/09/2026

Oh it's ten years today since I first went down to the skin. I use a wet razor now though. Photo by a very supportive @andrewargyle.bsky.social

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 16/09/2026

I follow a woman on Insta for design ideas and it's literally her full-time job to post the same rotation of photos of her living room every week. I want that! She's very pretty so I dunno, maybe I don't have that going for me. Maybe old bald poofs don't get to post on Instagram for a living.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 16/09/2026

Odd that this debacle is prompting a lot of "I always hated Ed Sheeran and I'm glad you're all finally seeing it" because, like, we did? It didn't take a visionary planet-brained critical thinker.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 15/09/2026

We kind of ghosted our a-bit-racist and a-bit-transphobic and a-bit-into-conspiracy-theories gay neighbour and I think he got the hint because we've not heard from him in weeks. I just realised.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 15/09/2026

I completely trust the Americans to operate weapons that hover above us at all times.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 14/09/2026

Here's our bathroom door, which I have spray painted with a can I had to hand. Tell me the previous owner lived alone without, etc. Every single internal door here has (transparent, unfluted) glass, inc. the bathroom and bedrooms. You'll notice no lock here, too. Psychotic. We'll replace them all.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 14/09/2026

First outside run in forever and I started too quick. I do this every time, spunking my load before the first kilometres. I must LEARN. Nice view tho

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 12/09/2026

We're at the "we have too many books" stage of unpacking (ft. Ladderax). Further boxes of books out of shot.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 11/09/2026

It's the 9th of November already?!

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 11/09/2026

We're now so tight he's filming me for his Instagram reels.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 10/09/2026

Put my Tidal on shuffle while I painted a wall and it played Baby I'm Burning three times in a row.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 10/09/2026

My body is broken after four days of renovating. And so is my passenger-side brake light after I reversed around the Amazon van and into the corner of someone else's garage.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 10/09/2026

There's a sudden raft of Slayyyter-alikes and all their lyrics are "I'm a cunt slut bitch, get your cock, make my pussy pop, watch it slide, it's my cunt, get your cock, I'm a bad slut bitch, fucking cunt, pussy cunt, dick and cock, make my pussy pop, cunt cunt cunt, grind my cunt, I'm a slut."

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 09/09/2026

Advantages to being tall.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 08/09/2026

Home ownership is just sanding walls, and then having to go to B&Q, isn't it? I've sanded the fuck out of these walls, and now I have to go to B&Q.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 08/09/2026

FINALLY we're in the 21st Century. Please ignore the floor tiles. We're replacing them.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 08/09/2026

Morrissey. Obviously.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 07/09/2026

I'm coming off the T therapy because I don't think I should have been offered it in the first place, but I don't know any local trans guys or juiced meatheads that might want half a bottle of testosterone cypionate. Seems a waste.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 06/09/2026

I don't understand. At some point in the last few years lots and lots of people switched to holding the phone in front of their face, on speaker, to take a phone call. This may be another Old Man Shouts At Cloud moment but I just don't understand! Why are people doing this?! There's an earpiece!

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 06/09/2026

It's my lesser-spotted bald spot. I got lax with the shaving.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 06/09/2026

New running shorts not offering much in the way of discretion.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 05/09/2026

It's Q3 2026 so I thought I'd be very brave and finally make the switch from three-button navigation to gesture navigation on my Google Pixel Android-based mobile phone. Hitting the Home button when I meant to hit the space bar was tipping me over the edge.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 05/09/2026

Easy to miss the weight you've lost until you realise your undies are now too big for you.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 04/09/2026

We have clients in many sectors but a common thread amongst all of them is that straight men are disgusting and also the office manager is losing their mind.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 04/09/2026

Hot, muscled, white gay posts Skircle of hot, muscled, white gays.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 02/09/2026

Ante and I just got our first "You look like brothers!" in the new building. Can't wait to come out to our new, elderly neighbours, one by one, when we move in proper.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 02/09/2026

Dealing with a client that has 2 mobile phones, 2 laptops, 5 companies across 3 countries, 15 domains at 3 registrars and 7 email accounts hosted on 4 separate MS365 and Google tenants. I'm consolidating everything for him and he keeps changing his mind. And I'm like gurl how do you live like this?

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 01/09/2026

It's always "is my blood sugar really low?" and then "is this angina?" and then "am I having a stroke? Am I having a heart attack??" before I remember actually no, it's that infrequent but incapacitating anxiety again, out of nowhere, for no reason, come to fuck up my day.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 01/09/2026

I'm having my stress-dream again, where I'm back in the kitchen at the Alex and there's too many tickets and I'm by myself cooking them all and I can't keep up. That episode of the Bear was TRIGGERING. That's exactly what it's like.

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 31/08/2026

September's coming soon I'm pining for the moon And what if there were two, side-by-side in orbit, around the fairest sun?

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Drew @drwsplnd.com · 31/08/2026

An hour on this train listening to the most slack-jawed Essex person talking shite at anybody who'll listen.

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