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hew @hew.gg · 13/08/2026

Update: still in hell

An Apple weather screenshot showing the temperature of 34 degrees

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hew @hew.gg · 12/08/2026

Maybe I damaged my phone? Who knows but this was a cool photo.

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hew @hew.gg · 10/08/2026

Very clever @countbinface.bsky.social! fr24.com/data/aircraf... /cc @flightradar24.com (not a cupcake)

A flight radar screenshot showing the flight path of callsign pup 1 6 3 right before it draws a path in the shape of a bin. It’s just off the coast of clacton on sea where count binface is a candidate.

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hew @hew.gg · 07/08/2026

It changes randomly throughout the day too…

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hew @hew.gg · 07/08/2026

Post your lock screen

A lock screen of an iPhone showing a palm tree background

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hew @hew.gg · 07/08/2026

programming them back to back feels like a mistake only a straight person could or would make

an older meme, rihanna is leaning against a wall holding a sheet of paper that says homophobia at its finest, she is looking concerned.

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hew @hew.gg · 06/08/2026

Orignal Apple Watch.

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hew @hew.gg · 24/06/2026

You know when people refer to a cats chance in hell, I have discovered— we are the cats, we are in hell, and we have no chance.

Screenshot of weather app showing 27 degrees at 8:45 in the morning. With highs of 35 later today.

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hew @hew.gg · 23/06/2026

Yeh it was pretty bad. But also cool.

Screenshot of a lightning tracking app showing 100s of red and yellow dots across a map of London.

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hew @hew.gg · 22/06/2026

vm.tiktok.com/ZNRT6CpA8/ Even CNN call him “hot podium guy”.

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hew @hew.gg · 22/06/2026

I know who should be next PM! 🥵

"podium guy", an attractive sound tech at Number 10 setting up sound and lectern for prime minsters resignation announcement.

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hew @hew.gg · 23/05/2026

The biggest fucking lie

A screenshot of the YouTube premium app suggesting it’ll show fewer shorts.

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hew @hew.gg · 24/04/2026

@outsavvy.bsky.social need to edit payment info for the edit button straight up isn't working this button just refreshes the page, nothing else.

a red button that says edit payment method

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hew @hew.gg · 15/04/2026

At least they acknowledge we’re going through it I guess.

A billboard on the underground from Treatwell. It features the copy, “Find the perfect nail colour to match your existential crisis” with a lady smiling showing her manicured nails.

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hew @hew.gg · 25/03/2026

Welcome to capitalism.

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hew @hew.gg · 07/03/2026

@dansan.digital anything I can do to stop the parcel unloaders from glitching?

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hew @hew.gg · 01/03/2026

You just need the right tools 😛👨‍🌾

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hew @hew.gg · 28/01/2026

Not Lego… but interconnecting blocks… #satisfactory

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hew @hew.gg · 17/01/2026

Casual Saturday night TV.

A nazi triceratops with automatic weapons roped to its horns roams the streets of Berlin. Danger 5 - Episode 1x02

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hew @hew.gg · 15/01/2026

Hey that’s cool.

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hew @hew.gg · 06/01/2026

Yes I have a painting of it.

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hew @hew.gg · 05/01/2026

Not sure what’s going on but can’t read on iOS safari. Cant scroll. Expect there’s meant to be a popup but nothing. Disabled content blockers made no difference.

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hew @hew.gg · 21/12/2025

2 in one weekend, we’re truly blessed.

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hew @hew.gg · 15/12/2025

. @monzo.com gaslighting me - I click Barcelona - tells me I’m wrong then tells me it was Barcelona. SMH.

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hew @hew.gg · 04/11/2025

Oh this one is great. This is the one I got;

🦀🦀🦀SATAN👹👺😈⚔️ has his HANDS 👐🤲 FULL 🧺🛒💪💪 now that a NEW 🪩🆕🎊 RESIDENT 🔥🏡🔥🏠🔥🏘️🔥 has arrived in 🔥⚫HELL'S DEEPEST PIT🕳️ ♨️🔻cuz 🎉🎉💀DICK CHENEY☠️👄 the LEGEND🦅🧨💥💣🪖 HIMSELF 👑🏆🎖️has FINALLY FUCKIN DIED👻👻🪦🪦🎉🎉!! time to 🍾🍸🥂 CELEBRATE👯💃🕺 this proPIGandist🐽🐷🐖 WARHAWK🦅🪖🇺🇸🎖️ by remembering his 🏆🏅🎖️GREATEST HITS🎖️🏅🏆: BOMBINGS ✈️🤯💣, GENOCIDE 🙅⛔🚯👎😡😢, MILITARY🪖 COUPS🗽🔥🛢️💥, SHOOTING💥🔫his friend🦆💑🫂 in the 🚨⚠️ FUCKING FACE🫥🦆💥🔫🤯, and other 🚔🚔👮👮‍♀️🚓🚓CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY🪖🧨💦🏴‍☠️!!

🚨⚠️📟 but DID U KNOW 🧠❓😘😎👯‍♀️🆒!! he devoted 🛐🙏his life 😇🧬🫄👼 to DICKlaring 🍆🍆war 🚫🎯AGAINST🎯🚫 CIVILIANS🚸🪖🎒💦💂💦, STARVING🫗🥣👶CHILDREN🎒🧒🚼, DESTROYING ⛓️‍💥⛏️🪖🦅 COUNTRIES🌍🗺️🌐🛢️, DISMANTLING🧑‍🔧🧑‍⚖️🗽🔧 your RIGHTS📜🗽👮⚖️, and other unCUNTstitutional 🍑🦪🦪🍑acts and ppl 🤳☎️ called📟📞 him a HERO🤔🤷😡👎‼️🫨⁉️

today we pour one out 🍻🥂🍾 for one of the WORST PEOPLE🤢👿🤢 to ever do it‼️ so 🥵 BEND OVER💦 like a 🦅🇺🇸TRUE PATRIOT 🇺🇸🦅, SPREAD 🤸↔️UR LEGS 👯💃💃 like ur the FREEDOM 🦅🦅🗽🗽of infWHOREmation 📚📜📚act, LUBE UP🛢️🛢️🛢️💦💦💦, && send this to 2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣1️⃣ people u want to slip u their 🥵🌡️TRICKY DICKY 👁️👅👁️. GET5️⃣ BACK, you’ll give someone a 💦🥵🔥 WEAPON🍆🧨🥒 OF ASS🍑🍑🍑 DESTRUCTION 🚀💣🪵 IN THEIR PANTS👖🩳, get 🔟 back and u’ll get 👮🧑‍⚖️realpoliDICKED 👄🤤🤤🍆🍆DOWN 😏🚀🚀😏 tonight‼️🌃🍆💣💥

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hew @hew.gg · 04/11/2025

I already own this game twice, what’s once more…. @satisfactoryaf.bsky.social

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hew @hew.gg · 01/11/2025

What was great about v4? I generally like 1Password but it really needs a way to “allow always” when selecting an app it’s deemed isn’t in the allowed list for a login, for example:

Screenshot showing 1 password to allow once for a login.

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hew @hew.gg · 28/10/2025

Never thought about it before!

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hew @hew.gg · 21/10/2025

I imagine this is just for the festive period, but bloody hell this is tasty.

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hew @hew.gg · 21/09/2025

Should be in your privacy settings! :)

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hew @hew.gg · 16/09/2025

To everyone waking up with iOS 26 this morning, go turn on call screening. I am averaging 2 or 3 spam calls a day filtered out, and it’s a great way to avoid work calls you don’t want from pushy sales people.

A screenshot of the iPhone missed calls list showing list of unsaved numbers that have not been answered.

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hew @hew.gg · 31/08/2025

The online safety act is a sham and every member of govt involved in its creation should be ashamed. Hearing stories like this every day, queer people, vulnerable people, anyone who doesn’t alight with the current governments actively cruel agenda… all locked out of content, news, resources.

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hew @hew.gg · 16/08/2025

Pretty sure these subtitles are wrong. (Is it bad I’m pretty sure I recognised these as subtitles for Sex and the City?)

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hew @hew.gg · 11/07/2025

This bastard has been keeping me awake for like an hour now

Screenshot of flight radar showing a privately owned helicopter circling and hovering close by

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hew @hew.gg · 10/07/2025

My first 10 apps - Grindr was great back then and ngl one of the reasons I switched. Back then it was iPhone only too.

A screenshot of the iPhone App Store showing the first ten apps that hew downloaded. It includes flight control, Skype, Facebook and Grindr.

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