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Sometimes streamer. “Tomb raider gay”. Founder of @LondonGaymers.com Tech/creative @abertoirfest.bsky.social Former radio nerd. Fuck terfs. He/they. Gay af. ADHD af. London. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Yes, oppinions are very strictly my own.

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hew @hew.gg · 29/09/2026
Goat Sim 3 DLC coming out same day as GTA6 is exactly the kind of troll I expect from Coffee Stain.
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hew @hew.gg · 29/09/2026
Me every day
A cat with a wine glass giving a side eye and resting his elbow on a counter top. The text reads undiagnosed but something ain’t right.
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hew @hew.gg · 29/09/2026
Best thing about buying something from currys is they take your email address and sign you up to loads of spam, all for free and even if you opt out. Love that.
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hew @hew.gg · 29/09/2026
2 for 1
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hew @hew.gg · 19/09/2026
KIERON!!!!!!
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hew @hew.gg · 19/09/2026
it's banging, right?
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hew @hew.gg · 17/09/2026
Oh and Pluribus
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hew @hew.gg · 17/09/2026
Silo!
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hew @hew.gg · 16/09/2026
sure but it's fun to hear about his downfall by his own hand.
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hew @hew.gg · 16/09/2026
Movie poster convention. Poor design above all else.
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hew @hew.gg · 16/09/2026
An easy skip if he’s hosting.
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He was never “culturally Irish”, just ginger.
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hew @hew.gg · 16/09/2026
The why is because you always put the biggest name first but also put their face front and centre so it happens all the time.
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hew @hew.gg · 16/09/2026
New DLR trains already smell like piss.
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hew @hew.gg · 15/09/2026
So you didn’t have to pay anything for your username?
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hew @hew.gg · 15/09/2026
From what I can tell there’s only a couple thousand users so far.
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hew @hew.gg · 14/09/2026
🫃 what kind of cake?
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hew @hew.gg · 13/09/2026
got an invite to fuck.it email - it's like a few quid a month but that's fine for private, ad free email - but then they wanted an additional one off charge of $500 to reserve my username, even long basic names they want $100 to setup. Looks and feels like a scam so noped out of there.
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[@fuck.it] is the email service that doesn’t track you, doesn’t sell your data and doesn’t give a fuck about what the world thinks you should be. Home to the coolest email address on the planet. Pure....
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Nikes | AlexLeeDee @alexleedee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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hew @hew.gg · 08/09/2026
Last week! Needed to submit a gas reading (244) before final bill but app is blank! Does it need adjusting before refund is processed?
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hew @hew.gg · 08/09/2026
Of course 😜
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hew @hew.gg · 08/09/2026
Ok Tsatsamis.
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hew @hew.gg · 07/09/2026
Shall no longer be recommending Plusnet, support no longer always in the UK, agent had no idea what a static IP is (oh yeh they took mine away after promising they wouldn’t), tried to sell me a new service when I queried it. Shocking behaviour and service.
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alves @alves.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Ben @liztruss.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The UK is in retrograde because there are two days until the start of #LizTrussSeason
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
current discourse feels like
2 panel comic

Panel 1:
Yellow Guy is handing bananas to a small child. He says “just feeding some hungry kids”
Red Guy is pinching the bridge of his nose and says “oh my god you stupid son of a bitch”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy grips Yellow Guy by the lapels and says “You’re gonna burn down society you stupid fucking son of a bitch”
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hew @hew.gg · 04/09/2026
@octopus.energy yo, I moved house and closed account which is assume why the app is now blank but you’ve not emailed or written about the large balance that I should be getting refunded…. What’s the process?
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hew @hew.gg · 04/09/2026
Congrats!
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lol
Chess.com
skill issue
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The actual number of moves that are not utterly stupid in chess is tiny and chess will be fully solved one day
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@elonmusk • 8h
Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers.
One day, it will be fully solved like checkers.
Between now and then, or even after, have fun.
People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly betterThere are more possible chess games, by about 40 orders of magnitude, than atoms in the observable universe. To solve chess, you'd have to map them all. Good luck.
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers. One day, it will be fully solved like checkers. 

Between now and then, or even after, have fun. People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly better.
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend. 

(Here I am arguing with some random intern at a chess website 🤦‍♂️)
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend.
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even my friends don't text me back that fast
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Ami - BUY MY BOOK 🏳️‍⚧️📚💙 @amithero.bot · 03/09/2026
hello I am modern aaa game designer. the shareholders told me to make the game longer. I do not wish to make the game longer. they told me to make the game longer or I lose job. I make the player collect 6 potatoes for 5% damage resistance. The shareholders are happy. I've been laid off.
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hew @hew.gg · 04/09/2026
I’m gonna be honest - Lara’s constant talking about what to do next fucked me off so much it’s making me reconsider my pre-order.
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i’m escaping to the one place most corrupted by capitalism,
Milo Yiannopoulos on the Piers Morgan show, looking upward and pulling a stupid fake anguished face
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hew @hew.gg · 02/09/2026
I remember nearly half a Compsci module at Uni was on Flash… It felt like such a waste of time and tbh the writing was already on the wall. The rest of the module was Dreamweaver - but I knew that shit like the back of my hand and we had PHP, MySQL and all sorts going on. Top marks in that project.
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Meredith Whittaker @meredithmeredith.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yes we all think this is stupid but we, the ppl brushing our teeth, are not the customers The customers are the investors who in ~1yr will be enticed to fund Dyson's smart dental AI spinoff, featuring models trained on "the world's largest real time floss dataset" gizmodo.com/dysons-smart...
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Dyson’s Smart Toothbrush Uses a Camera to Floss Your Teeth
Yes, you can watch the camera feed from an app.
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hew @hew.gg · 28/08/2026
I can imagine listens of this track have skyrocketed the last 12 hours… it was the perfect choice by Rockstar music.apple.com/gb/album/inn...
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Inner Light by Elderbrook & Bob Moses on Apple Music
Song · 2021 · Duration 4:17
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hew @hew.gg · 27/08/2026
If you need 75 versions of something you probably don't have a good idea about what it is you want or what your vision is.
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hew @hew.gg · 27/08/2026
Ah Xcancel is great for looking at feeds without sending any analytics or measurable traffic to the site.
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The Spectre Haunting Europe @frightfulhobgoblin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Deeply cowardly stuff from the Metro. Rowling stated that the burning of the German Sexual Research Institute in 1933 did not happen. That is the very definition of Holocaust denial, plain and simple. Kowtowing before a litigious billionaire does not change this.
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Newspaper issues apology after wrongly calling JK Rowling 'Holocaust denier'
A UK national newspaper has issued an apology after wrongly saying that JK Rowling had “engaged in Holocaust denial” ...
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hew @hew.gg · 27/08/2026
“Wrongly”? she literally denied it in tweets we all seen them jfc we’re cooked.
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hew @hew.gg · 27/08/2026
Copy Paste Kier with a northern accent.
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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
rip to one of the realest ever to do it
JOSHUA BASCHE (assistant cinematics editor, Red Alert 3): It’d be these long takes of them just sitting there reading a teleprompter as lines came up. It was towards the end of the day, and you could kind of tell Curry was tired, he wanted to get out of there. But then that line comes up. And you saw the smile pop onto his face when he read it through first. The first take was that take. 
IVANA MILIČEVIĆ (“Dasha,” Red Alert 3): When I saw that, I was like, “I know you’ve been sitting there for hours.”
MICAL PEDRIANA (story and cinematics producer, Red Alert 3): Everyone was busting up.
JOSHUA BASCHE: It’s so bombastic. It’s so fantastic.
STUART ALLISON (cinematic editor, Red Alert 3): This is fucking brilliant. I love this. This is Frank N. Furter, for me.
IVANA MILIČEVIĆ: Was he making fun of it? Or was he having fun?
CHRIS CORRY (executive producer, Red Alert 3): He was ready to bring the ham. I don’t think he was breaking at all.
JOSHUA BASCHE: I think he did exactly what he wanted to do.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Wrong person from Home Alone 2 died
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hew @hew.gg · 26/08/2026
My favourite Tim Curry sound bite - I say it to myself several times a week.
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Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 26/08/2026
A note from Dolly Parton to Eminem in 2022.
Screenshot of a tweet from @Eminem dated 25 August 2026. His text reads: "I'm sorry we never got a chance to meet, but getting this note from Dolly really had a an impact on me. She definitely didn't have to take the time to do it.  Even for a kid who mostly listened to rap music, she was an icon. A superstar in every sense. Rest easy Dolly. And thank you for the kind words." Below that, he has included an image of a note signed by (or on a stationery of, or electronic stationery of) Dolly Parton. Her note reads:


Marshall (Eminem),

Congratulations on your induction into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Your performance was amazing and everybody said so. Even though I don’t know a lot about rap music, I’ve come to know that you are the very best at it. Aside from that I hope what I have to say will not seem weird or strange to you but I have always felt some unexplained connection to you like I know you somehow. I had hoped to meet you at the show but you know how nuts those things are, personally I hate ’em and I missed my chance but maybe someday we’ll meet. In the meantime, keep doing what you’re doing because you do it so well and no matter how complex your world may be just know you are very special and touch people in ways you don’t even know.

With love & respect,
Dolly Parton
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026
dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it
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hew @hew.gg · 24/08/2026
The team was part of Ubisoft not that long ago - and apparently this game and the creative differences were always a bone of contention - which had me interested given AC has been a bit all over, but this mess just gives me the ick.
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hew @hew.gg · 24/08/2026
Just as Nicholas Holt gets a minor downgrade (or upgrade depending on your point of view) on the asshole scale, Kit Harrington joins the asshole register this evening.
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hew @hew.gg · 24/08/2026
He has been migrated from asshole register to (the slightly less serious) dickhead list until further notice. Naturally he should have perhaps read ahead what he was accepting but some progress at least.
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hew @hew.gg · 24/08/2026
Why are RoyalMail doing a credit search to setup a (prepaid) postal redirection?
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