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Music, puns, cake, politics, cats and cars. LGBTQ+ community. he/him 💚 Culturally incoherent. 📍Manchester-ish, UK

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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 15h
Come for the political analysis, stay for the furry commentary
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
App is glitchy af tonight.
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BISKITS!! #GBBO #BakeOff
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes, hand him is austerity arse. #C4News
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gove. Why? #C4News
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fiscal rules are 16 years old. They were invented by George Osborne. That they are constantly referred to as some sort of immutable part of political reality drives me around the bend.
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Private Equity is parasitic capitalism. It adds nothing to society and only exists to extract wealth. It’s an act of class war as the rest of us pay the price.
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Rob 🏳️‍🌈 @rotster.net · 27/09/2026
He means ‘cutting’ and through some warped perspective, he really does believe that impoverishing the young is a moral thing to do. Do not vote Labour.
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Considering going to bed. Back from London low on energy and now feeling chilly too. Probably picked up another bug. Eugh.
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wonder if this is how Rory Stewart acquired his “stare”… 👀
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Wigan Walk has started early. 😂
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
G’wan Wakey! #BBCRL
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“Rebellious Scots” 😎🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @markrich68.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Captain Thugwash 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺😎
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hello London 👋
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Sophie E. Hill @sophieehill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Who is English? What is a woman? Right-wing discourse in the UK is increasingly comprised of word games in which one assumes the perspective of an omniscient god, entirely divorced from any understanding of how states "see" their citizens.
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ve packed. I’ve had lunch. I’ve tidied up a bit. Now at the bus stop. Fun times.
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
NEW | I’m not surprised, but I am livid. BBC NEWS, ‘DANNY TOMMO’ AND THE DINGHY ATTACK THAT DISAPPEARED While the rest of the media – even the very worst parts – report on Daniel Thomas’ actions, BBC News fails to give its audience the facts. brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/bbc-news-d...
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BBC News, ‘Danny Tommo’ and the dinghy attack that disappeared
While the rest of the media – even the very worst parts – report on Daniel Thomas’ actions, BBC News fails to give its audience the facts.
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David @davidbtn2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The justice system in the UK is fucked. This violent man angrily assaulted a young woman in front of dozens of witnesses for exercising her right to protest and gets a 'conditional caution'. I'm waiting for the free speech absolutists and protectors of women and girls to call out this misogyny... ⏰
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I need to travel somewhere today and I’m not packed. I’ve not even decided what to take. Anxiety is high.
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hey @andyburnham.bsky.social, the “far right narratives” being promoted by Russia etc are the same ones chasing RNLI boats in the channel and intimidating communities in balaclavas and black uniforms. Condemn them all. Take action.
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not keen on this new episode of Great British Bloke Off. I expected more arrests.
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This fucking country. 🤬🤬
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey “Andy”, some leadership please. Call this out for what it is. It’s fascism; it’s not patriotism. Arrest Thomas, proscribe his ‘platform’ and restrict X and other social media’s promotion of hate. Spine required.
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I thought for a moment that Paul asked “Why do you sit?” rather than “Why do you sift?” 👀😱🙈 #GBBO #BakeOff
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That cartoon nose looks a little penisy. Tom’s been done there. 👀 #GBBO #BakeOff
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“The urge to get them out and decorate them…” 👀 #GBBO #BakeOff
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m not sure that baking should be a memory test. #GBBO #BakeOff
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I honestly do try to proof read before I post. And still they get through. “in the middle of the close”. Autocorrect does me very dirty here.
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You cannot be serious. They’re too young. #OnlyConnect
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Barry's Economics @barryseconomics.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jurassic Park isn't really a film about dinosaurs. It's about what happens when humans get very good at building something before getting very good at thinking about the consequences. That feels uncomfortably relevant to AI. youtu.be/RyOFDfpjR9U #AI #ArtificialIntelligence #BehaviouralEconomics
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Jurassic Park Was a Warning About A.I
YouTube video by Barry's Economics
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s bin day. Since the bins were emptied this morning there’s been a dog poo bag in the middle of the closet, that’s obviously not survived the journey from bin to bin lorry. There are two houses with dogs whose bin it could have come from. Not expecting either of them to pick it up though.
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Meta thinks comments about violent threats are ok. Of course it does. This comment doesn’t break their community guidelines:
Screenshot of a comment from Facebook “Put a bullet in their brains”.
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Police: “three people in hospital after stabbing in Liverpool” Media: “is there a racial element we can use to further a racist narrative?” Police: “victims might be gays” Media: “we’ve leave this to the gay media, nothing to see here…”
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m guessing it’s not as close as 52/48 for this one…
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Weekend Update to the rescue #SNLUK Finally some more jokes
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Another excellent opener from #SNLUK
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh I see you think this has nothing to do with you
Rishi Sunak stood on a lecturn speaking which has a STOP THE BOATS sign on it
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Domestic terrorism or Legitimate concerns? Who can tell… 😬
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That TV Show could have been an email. #Strictly
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is this the most nepo-baby series of #Strictly yet?
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Watching the Warrington v Hull KR Super League play-off match on iPlayer on delay. Embarrassing chants in support of a fascist agitator from the crowd.
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’ve run out of Lemsip (and almost everything else), and will need to leave the house. Eugh.
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Dan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There has been a noticeable lack of serious reaction over Turkish persecution of LGBTQIA+ community from the global community. As in many other countries, Türkiye tries to mask persecution by claiming being LGBTQIA+ isn't illegal and then using "obscenity laws". www.theguardian.com/global-devel...
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Turkey detains dozens in crackdown on LGBTQ+ activists and journalists
Protesters teargassed as minister claims widespread raids and arrests under obscenity laws were to ‘protect families’
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why is BBC Radio 6 Music News giving so much time to right wing opinions? I don’t give a shit what selfish billionaire Jim Ratcliffe has to say about the state of the country when he’s part of the problem and wants to make it worse. News bulletins are so jarring. I hate it.
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’ve run a hot bath. If anyone needs me, that’s where I’ll be.
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I can’t see this video without hearing the “with the music removed” version. The internet has ruined it for me. #TOTP
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I can feel my IQ dropping #TOTP
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well, “Gidea Park” isn’t a contraction of “Good Idea Park” #TOTP
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Lady Bee Middlemast-Neal @mistyswoman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is fucking brilliant. youtu.be/mVRew0aqZTw?...
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Ed Sheeran Macklemore Row Explained - #BrokenNews
YouTube video by Larry & Paul
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Mike here, hello @mikecornes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ed Sheeran defender “journalist”. I returned the block, having not returned the follow.
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It appears that nowhere is untouched by politics these days. I sympathise with Sheeran; like many, he's worked hard to reach this point in his career, and now, because of rogue extremists, his life is on hold. I think he should join the anti-extremist brigade to stop what's happening.Profile screenshot. @darkdayusa-uk.bsky.social “User Blocking You”.
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