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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

grievingwanker: no show tonight. another death in the family. manslut: 💔 ur always in my thoughts bottom4couples: omgg not again :'((( heavyballs: so so so sorry, grieving TheThinkingRationalist: Don't you all see: he's faking for attention. Just NUT and be done with it!

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HeterodoxSurgeon @heterodoxsurgeon.bsky.social · 14/08/2024

Doordash, Uber Eats, et al. must suspend operations until the help can be trained not to damage the parcels in transit nor gorge themselves on the contents thereof.

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HeterodoxSurgeon @heterodoxsurgeon.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

If they are growing any sharper this year, the wet-behind-the-ears will have jotted this forthcoming price cut into their business calenders—I do prefer that antiquated spelling!

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HeterodoxSurgeon @heterodoxsurgeon.bsky.social · 26/08/2024

I am devastated at what’s befallen my order of Surf and Turf at the hands of another knucklehead Doordasher. I do not recall forcing you to work during a heat emergency; if you’ve made yourself available to accept orders, I can only assume you’re physically capable of completing the job.

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HeterodoxSurgeon @heterodoxsurgeon.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

“Have fun”? We are here to rip and tear—to saw, and to suture—to learn, not to make merry!

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HeterodoxSurgeon @heterodoxsurgeon.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

The FLESH is my CANVAS 👨‍⚕️

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TJ @canadianchunk.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

First shower post surgery

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STITCHES - the Best Papers in General Surgery @stitches.today · 04/08/2026

Effective Techniques for Difficult Biliary Cannulation in ERCP by Elhoseeny MM, Alhaddad O (...) Othman AAA et 5 al. in Gastrointest Endosc #Surgery #SurgSky #GeneralSurgery #MedSky 🪡 read our summary here 📖 read the article: linkinghub.elsevier.com/retrieve/pi…

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STITCHES - the Best Papers in General Surgery @stitches.today · 06/08/2026

New technique safely guides liver surgery in rare anatomy by Kubo H, Ashida R (...) Sugiura T et 6 al. in Surg Endosc #Surgery #SurgSky #GeneralSurgery #MedSky 🪡 read our summary here 📖 read the article: link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s…

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STITCHES - the Best Papers in General Surgery @stitches.today · 11/08/2026

Navigating Evidence for Post-Pancreatoduodenectomy Fistulas by Judish MM and Vollmer CM in BMC Surg #Surgery #SurgSky #GeneralSurgery #MedSky 🪡 read our summary here 📖 read the article: www.surgjournal.com/article/S0039-6…

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STITCHES - the Best Papers in General Surgery @stitches.today · 12/08/2026

Resecting Colorectal Liver Metastases in Progressive Disease Improves Survival by Kobayashi K, Kishi Y (...) Kawai K et 10 al. in Ann Surg Oncol #Surgery #SurgSky #GeneralSurgery #MedSky 🪡 read our summary here 📖 read the article: link.springer.com/10.1245/s10434-02…

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STITCHES - the Best Papers in General Surgery @stitches.today · 17/08/2026

Robotic Abdominal Wall Reconstruction Matches Open Repair Efficiency by Sayers AS, Walsh CJ and Simpson GS in Br J Surg #Surgery #SurgSky #GeneralSurgery #MedSky 🪡 read our summary here 📖 read the article: academic.oup.com/bjs/advance-articl…

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HeterodoxSurgeon @heterodoxsurgeon.bsky.social · 14/08/2024

All know some… some know all. —H.S.

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HeterodoxSurgeon @heterodoxsurgeon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

It’s often interesting to speak with the Help, and at least attempt to understand their unskilled perspectives.

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Would you bite a follower hard enough to break the skin? ☑️ At every chance ⬜ If required ⬜ No Your results: 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟦 90% Feral 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 100% Nonverbal 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟦🟦🟦 60% Scheduled to be destroyed by the state Your best match: Mike 🐶🐶

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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 26/06/2026

Doctor says I don't have DNA

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HeterodoxSurgeon @heterodoxsurgeon.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

The antics in Looney Tunes are beyond the pale. Dim entertainment for ignorami obsessed with violence and mischief.

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ɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

If my Postmate perished en route and my order went undelivered, the deceased’s next of kin ought to inherit the burden of that debt to me #generaldiscussion

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The Royal College of Surgeons of England @collegeofsurgeons.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Meet our industry partners in Birmingham to test the latest tech and master the tools being integrated into surgery today. Come for the innovation and leave with a network that understands the true reality of life in the theatre. Explore the Festival: ow.ly/vuSi50YsnMO #FoSF

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Bart Penders @penders.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

I have a new GP. Turns out he was a former student of mine. Teaching a single medical ethics lecture now has an immediate positive effect on my personal life.

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Oxford Medical Sciences Division @medsci.ox.ac.uk · 20/03/2026

VOLUNTEER OPPORTUNITES: Are you interested in taking part in a study or clinical trial? View studies and clinical trials currently recruiting volunteers 👉 www.medsci.ox.ac.uk/for-staff/oppor…

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Chuck Tantrum @goatse.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

I am calling out every so-called "naughty nurse" who's never had sex with a patient or colleague. First warning.

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Such a weight falling from so high would shatter the cranium and spine with almost 100% certainly resulting in death. And for him to be only dazed and with piano keys replacing all his teeth - that would still require a painful series of dozens of dental extractions. Forgive me if I'm not laughing.

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HeterodoxSurgeon @heterodoxsurgeon.bsky.social · 15/08/2024

Despite my great distaste for dopers, hopheads, and glue-sniffers, the science is undeniable. I've conducted some of my most inspired surgeries under therapeutic doses of experimental empathogen-entactogens.

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HeterodoxSurgeon @heterodoxsurgeon.bsky.social · 01/09/2024

In one sense, the protagonist of the popular television program “Sex and the City” is, in fact, the titular sex, the titular city, or some combination thereof.

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HeterodoxSurgeon @heterodoxsurgeon.bsky.social · 24/08/2024

It would be my life’s honor to one day operate on my secretary Noémie, who is whip-smart, fiercely loyal, and 35 years my junior.

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

My friend and intellectual equal Mentatus: "Genius is the ambrosia of the brainward hearted."

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HeterodoxSurgeon @heterodoxsurgeon.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

The antics in Looney Tunes are beyond the pale. Dim entertainment for ignorami obsessed with violence and mischief.

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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Top five Surgery FAILS

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HeterodoxSurgeon @heterodoxsurgeon.bsky.social · 16/08/2024

I stand frequently accused, by Bluesky’s resident clods and dolts, of lacking a sense of humor. While I am committed more to logic and reason than I am to japes and buffoonery, I will concede that I am amused by the ongoing inquiry into the ontological relationship between hot dogs and sandwiches.

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HeterodoxSurgeon @heterodoxsurgeon.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Truth! They should be paid less than they currently are.

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HeterodoxSurgeon @heterodoxsurgeon.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

How is it that we have gone, in such short order, from “Call me Ishmael,” to “call me maybe?” The dereliction of intellectual faculties continues apace.

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HeterodoxSurgeon @heterodoxsurgeon.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

“Have fun”? We are here to rip and tear—to saw, and to suture—to learn, not to make merry!

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Fuck my stupid ass patients. Anecdotal, of course

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Medical debt is a ladder

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interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

“It is only when we start to learn to know how to understand, that we realize the wisdom of our ideas.” - Thinker’s Credo

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Psych with Satire @simply-put-psych.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Bush was the political equivalent of tripping over a coffee table: embarrassing, painful, but survivable. Trump, on the other hand, is like handing the coffee table a flamethrower and then electing it president. 🤣🤣🤣

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HeterodoxSurgeon @heterodoxsurgeon.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

The technologies of anesthesia and pain management continue to advance at great speed. In the year 2025 A.D. (Anno Domini), with the aid of a competent anesthetist, it is possible to turn a patient completely inside-out without worry that they will feel even a wink of it.

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