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Andrew Jordan

@herrjordan.bsky.social
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Trained journalist, TV/Radio production, music, and other crud. 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈

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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 7h
I keep seeing people say this, but the Astros have had Satan on their side for a decade, and who do you really trust to deliver in These Times. bsky.app/profile/herr...
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love Leo’s “the fuck am I supposed to do with THIS?” face.
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: The Horndogs will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
A photo of Drew Carey, Deidrich Bader, Ryan Stiles, and a golden retriever on The Drew Carey Sbow
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Uh, did Kevin Barker just say "He no likey that" when discussing Kazuma Okamoto on the @bluejays.com broadcast?
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sorry, it's against my great-grandmother's wishes to celebrate Dave Stieb. She thought he could've been better if he spent less time on his looks & more time trying to throw strikes. Grandma was the sweetest woman, which made her hatred of Stieb even more bizarre
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
@mikegolicjr.bsky.social We just got the Krispy Kreme Pokemon donuts in Canada, and I could crush a dozen of these Pikachu donuts
A row of Krispy Kreme pikachu donuts. They're filled donuts with yellow icing, yellow sprinkles, and an edible Pikachu decal resting on top of each one
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Five Simpsons lines I've uttered most: 1. This sounds like Rock and/or roll 2. And who could forget dear Rat Boy 3. I'm seein' double, 4 Krustys 4. Just hook it to my veins! 5. It's a pornography store, I was buying pornography
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The reason the Jays cut ties with Alomar isn't mentioned until paragraph 8. Rosie DiManno really tries to gloss over the sexual misconduct with this article of a predator. BEING GOOD AT BASEBALL DOESN'T EXCUSE YOU FOR ABUSING WOMEN!!! Do better, @thestar.com. Gutter article.
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Rosie DiManno: Roberto Alomar was erased from Blue Jays history. He says he’ll die a Blue Jay anyway
In an exclusive interview with the Star, the banned Hall of Famer speaks openly about his Blue Jays erasure and why Toronto still feels like home.
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
New from 404 Media: we solved which AI company is buying massive shipments of rare books, scanning and destroying them to train AI. We put an Apple AirTag in a rare book, followed it. It ended up at an Amazon facility. Its logo is a dinosaur ripping through a book www.404media.co/we-tracked-a...
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We Tracked a Shipment of Rare Books. It Ended at an Amazon AI Training Facility
We placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hugh Laurie publicly throwing his support behind an uber-Christian basketball player simply because she is vocally transphobic is a real choice. Like if I suddenly started supporting one particular random Aussie Rules Football player coz he was vocally in to retro Sega.
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It seems like his breath would inexplicably reek of Old Spice
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Neko Case is doing very raw and very important writing about the allegations against Glen Hansard, and about how people respond to learning this information about someone they admired: open.substack.com/pub/nekocase...
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GARBAGE DISPOSAL
It’s been a few days since my last post about lionizing a horrible man who has died.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A venn diagram about car companies

The three circles are labeled:
1. Founded by antisemitic lunatic
2. Has made cars that were infamously unsafe to drive
3. Founder was coke-up out of his gourd

Ford (Henry Ford) is 1 and 2
Volkswagen (founded indirectly by Hitler) is 1 and 3
DMC (John DeLorean) is 2 and 3
Tesla (Elon Musk) is 1 2 and 3 right in the middle of the venn diagram
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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
the wnba alienating their core audience for the sake of people who wouldn’t watch a wnba game to save their child’s life is a bold gambit, to be sure
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Emmett Macfarlane 🇨🇦 @emmettmacfarlane.com · 23/07/2026
MARK CARNEY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! ottawacitizen.com/public-servi...
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Carney government cut nearly half the jobs at nerve centre for managing wildfires: union
The Carney government cut about 50 positions from the federal nerve centre responsible for managing forest fires, the union says.
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Not an insult, but a critique I got from my professor while studying TV Broadcasting: "Movie trailers are supposed to make you want to see the film. Yours does the opposite."
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Tweet from lee gatlin (@neilaglet):

2yo calls cokes “spicy drink.” I tell you that to tell you this: yesterday morning when the fridge was first opened she grabbed a can of coke in her tiny hands and whispered “it’s spicy time”
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
We used to work together at BITE TV, as small parts of the team that won the 2007 International Emmy for Best Interactive Channel, a technical achievement. We also only got one statue, and it went to the station's president. Patricia doesn't have it, and never did.
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Bonnie Tyler @bonnietyler.com · 09/07/2026
Bonnie's family and team are heartbroken to announce that Bonnie unexpectedly passed away last night in hospital in Portugal as a result of the illness that she was being treated for. We will issue a further statement shortly but for now ask for privacy to deal with this tragedy.
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Jazz Chisholm Jr. is exiting the #Yankees game after fouling a ball off into his groin. That looked awful in slow motion
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK
Back Of Gatorade Bottle Features Recipe For Gatorade Casserole @andrewfleer.com actually collecting the ingredients for this for some reasonIt's so wet

An unbaked Gatorade casserole 
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Update: 30 minutes later, it's still very wet.

Maybe 20 more minutes?







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We're going to try just a little longer. 

For the record, it smells horrid

‪Fleer‬
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After an hour, I think this is the best we're gonna get

Baked Gatorade "casserole" 
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Gatorade casserole soup in a bowl 
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Y'all I'm scared to try it







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It smells like hot tuna, with a lingering sweetness of the Gatorade
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Brief rant: Yes it's cool that Brunson took less money so the Knicks could build a champion under the salary cap. But he shouldn't have *had* to. Salary caps are just tools billionaires use to suppress wages, and no one gets upset because the labor (pro athletes) make so much money. 1/5
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Holy boats, Okamoto just destroyed that ball to the 500 level!!! #BlueJays
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Worked concessions at the Scotiabank Theatre in Toronto in 2008. They played a series of movie promos & one song on a loop on screens above the concession. I heard "Mercy" by Duffy, in full, every 15 minutes for the entire time I worked there that summer
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
@jasonkirk.fyi Started watching X-Men: TAS because of you. Have you ever seen "Generation X" from 1996? I remember having a copy recorded off TV. It's easily the worst live action X-Men movie (that I still watched dozens of times because it was the only one)
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
@dvr.bsky.social @enosarris.bsky.social If you both are still digging prog rock by Canadian duos that play a double-necked guitar/bass, do I have a band for you: Crown Lands. They're not shy about hiding their love of Rush
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Crown Lands - Context: Fearless Pt. I (Live At Revolution Recording, Toronto / 18.03.21)
YouTube video by CrownLandsVEVO
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This is going to be abysmal for the environment, and horrible for literally every Canadian
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Springer Dinger off of Paul Skenes!!! #BlueJays50
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I just know @mikegolicjr.bsky.social would be whispering "Would" at this
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
wheeeeeee!
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Nick Kristof @nickkristof.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
My reporting finds that sexual violence against Palestinians by Israeli authorities is widespread. I'm grateful to these assault victims for sharing with me the brutality they endured. Whether we're pro-Israel or pro-Palestinian, we should unite in being anti-rape. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/11/o...
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Opinion | The Silence That Meets the Rape of Palestinians
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
This is going to be awful for the surrounding...everything
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Skeletor Laughs In Evil
Alt: Skeletor Laughs In Evil
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Honestly, fuck @tsnofficial.bsky.social for putting an NBA Playoffs game behind the TSN+ paywall. That's such corporate bullshit.
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
See Will Vest See Will Vest See him in his Tigers' crest
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a cartoon character is holding a stuffed monkey in a clothing store
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a stuffed monkey in a clothing store
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Hunter Walker @hunterw.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Shots from the Vanity Fair WHCD party: Bari Weiss is just a fun wacky gal who wants Gaza to be obliterated and thinks diversity, the youngs and the trans are terrifying.
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
TKO reminds me of Futurama, when Bender becomes Pharaoh: The evil of the Vince McMahon is in the past, and TKO is leading a brand new wave of evil into the future.
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Jones's post is hilarious, but it's also funny how the Tim & Eric clip he posted to make his point is from a sketch where the character announces he's going to jail for touching a minor.
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Steve Mahanahan Goes to Jail | Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! | Adult Swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
@nodunks.com This was the only thought I had after @jeskeets.bsky.social winked
Panel 1: J.E. Skeets winking awkwardly
Panel 2: Michael Bluth saying "I wonder how I can talk you out of ever making that face again"
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I don't even post here that much 😄
A screenshot shot showing that I'm blocked by Why
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Keith Law @keithlaw.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
google search result showing a URL and headline from MLB.com along with part of an article. It reads:


MLB.com
Trevor Bauer, Mike Clevinger unlikely friends
Jun 21, 2018 — Trevor Bauer and Clevinger are nothing alike, but there is a competitive fire that unites them and has helped forge a friendship that would seem improbable on ...Read more
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
@davidbix.bsky.social I did some tallying on WrestleMania 42: In the 8 hours of program, roughly 2hrs 47min of it were focused on matches. They spent 65% of the broadcast on ad breaks and promos
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
And yet, still manages to look a like a slob. The man is an absolute legend
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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
did you know Sean Bean has a birdwatching channel? www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0gs...
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Sean Bean & Jim Moir Go Birdwatching & Painting! | Get Birding EPISODE 7 | Nature & Wildlife Show
YouTube video by Get Birding
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I hate them.
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Dr. Jens Foell @jensfoell.de · 15/04/2026
OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse Media and universities: AI is here to stay
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
There's a Matt Berry duet with Peter Serafinowicz doing a Paul McCartney impression where they sing the line: "Set a good example to us human beings, and stop behaving like Japanese"
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 11/04/2026
One last point: When governments talk about "age verification," they also mean "identity verification" So even if you're 55 years old, you will be virtually carded and all your social media activity will be linked to your identity. That means no online anonymity and raises privacy issues for adults
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