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Andrew Jordan

@herrjordan.bsky.social
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Trained journalist, TV/Radio production, music, and other crud. 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈

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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 9h
#TBJ
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It's disappointing Geddy Lee recently endorsed a far-right candidate for Toronto mayor
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All these years later.... I'm STILL a member of The Resistance.
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Geddy Lee recently endorsed a right-wing candidate for Toronto mayor, fyi
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Man with Mustache Says 'Touché' Reaction
ALT: Man with Mustache Says 'Touché' Reaction
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I keep seeing people say this, but the Astros have had Satan on their side for a decade, and who do you really trust to deliver in These Times. bsky.app/profile/herr...
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
But, the White Soxs have the Pope as a supporter
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love Leo’s “the fuck am I supposed to do with THIS?” face.
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They lost my respect when they released a song whining about cancel culture. This is a line from "Too Old": "When you're swinging your hammer, slinging your grammar, everybody looks like nails"
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: The Horndogs will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
A photo of Drew Carey, Deidrich Bader, Ryan Stiles, and a golden retriever on The Drew Carey Sbow
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Suggestion: La Randall Parka
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Uh, did Kevin Barker just say "He no likey that" when discussing Kazuma Okamoto on the @bluejays.com broadcast?
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I wasn't a cat person until my brother's garbage roommate tried to abandon this cutie on the streets of Toronto before she moved across the country
A photo of an sadorable calico cat with green eyes staring into the camera
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Restricting cloud gaming is such a BS money grab ahead of the GTA release
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I've got a baseball book recommendation: The Bullpen Gospels by Dirk Hayhurst. It's the 1st of 3 books he wrote about his life as a career minor league pitcher, and his brief stint in MLB
Book cover of The Bullpen Gospels by Dirk Hayhurst. The photo shows a man holding a baseball behind his back while crossing his index & middle fingers. The quotes on tbe cover say "One of the best baseball books ever written. - Keith Olbermann", "Hilarious, poignant, a really enjoyable read. - Bob Costas"
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sorry, it's against my great-grandmother's wishes to celebrate Dave Stieb. She thought he could've been better if he spent less time on his looks & more time trying to throw strikes. Grandma was the sweetest woman, which made her hatred of Stieb even more bizarre
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Probably the only Bugs Bunny that has an opinion about the best Jamaican meat patty in Toronto
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My brother documented when he got the Garfield pizza, and said it was the worst pizza in Toronto
Garfield Eats pizza box featuring a Garfield comic on itA photo of a Garfield pizza, which is a misshapen pepperoni pizza that's also underdone
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
@mikegolicjr.bsky.social We just got the Krispy Kreme Pokemon donuts in Canada, and I could crush a dozen of these Pikachu donuts
A row of Krispy Kreme pikachu donuts. They're filled donuts with yellow icing, yellow sprinkles, and an edible Pikachu decal resting on top of each one
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It can happen accidentally. It did to The Hives. They unintentionally stole an ELO riff for their song "Go Right Ahead". It sounds identical to "Don't Bring Me Down". Instead of removing the song, they contacted Jeff Lynne. He accepted their offer of songwriting credit so they could keep the song
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The Hives - Go Right Ahead (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by thehivestv
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Five Simpsons lines I've uttered most: 1. This sounds like Rock and/or roll 2. And who could forget dear Rat Boy 3. I'm seein' double, 4 Krustys 4. Just hook it to my veins! 5. It's a pornography store, I was buying pornography
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The reason the Jays cut ties with Alomar isn't mentioned until paragraph 8. Rosie DiManno really tries to gloss over the sexual misconduct with this article of a predator. BEING GOOD AT BASEBALL DOESN'T EXCUSE YOU FOR ABUSING WOMEN!!! Do better, @thestar.com. Gutter article.
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Rosie DiManno: Roberto Alomar was erased from Blue Jays history. He says he’ll die a Blue Jay anyway
In an exclusive interview with the Star, the banned Hall of Famer speaks openly about his Blue Jays erasure and why Toronto still feels like home.
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I don't think Americans understand how Trump screwed up. Ontario's Premier is Doug Ford, a former drug dealer who's making looking into his actions illegal because of how often he is breaking the law. Ford wanted to make (possibly illegal) deals with Trump until the annexation threats
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
New from 404 Media: we solved which AI company is buying massive shipments of rare books, scanning and destroying them to train AI. We put an Apple AirTag in a rare book, followed it. It ended up at an Amazon facility. Its logo is a dinosaur ripping through a book www.404media.co/we-tracked-a...
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We Tracked a Shipment of Rare Books. It Ended at an Amazon AI Training Facility
We placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books.
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I was at that SmackDown in Toronto. WWE pulled a bait & switch. Both shows had the same dark match announced: 6 man tag of Hogan, Cena & Batista vs JBL, Angle & HBK. A week before the show SD changed to just Batista vs JBL. Fans booed until Orton & Undertaker ran-in & Teddy Long made it a tag match
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It was a near disaster. Friday had to be cancelled because the track wasn't finished being built. I also saw the city of Markham didn't approve accessibility seating for the race.
Brunt.tim on Threads 

Nothing like buy accessible seats for the NTT Indycar Series, but city of Markham ddidn't approve the accessible section. Great Job! Take our money, but don't build our seats. You didn't build it, but I came.

Photo shows an empty concrete area behind a fence
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
You look so different from when you first started
A Google result for J.E. Skeets, but the picture shown is of former NBA player Ben Simmons
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Most Americans have no idea the level of corruption in Ontario. It's so bad, Premier Doug Ford is trying to make freedom of information requests about his government illegal. He also sold a beloved Toronto park to a fake company pretending to be European spa company Therme
A torn up sticker on a sign that says "Fire Doug Ford Save Ontario!". It's torn up because his supporters are frail, and too impatient to finish any job they start
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This song gets a ton of airplay on classic rock stations in Canada, because every cover of a Canadian songwriter gets counted towards Canadian content laws
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hugh Laurie publicly throwing his support behind an uber-Christian basketball player simply because she is vocally transphobic is a real choice. Like if I suddenly started supporting one particular random Aussie Rules Football player coz he was vocally in to retro Sega.
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It seems like his breath would inexplicably reek of Old Spice
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You can give old people heart attacks from crashing your car/bike near them. It's an amazing game
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"A man who never eats pork buns is never a whole man!"
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Neko Case is doing very raw and very important writing about the allegations against Glen Hansard, and about how people respond to learning this information about someone they admired: open.substack.com/pub/nekocase...
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GARBAGE DISPOSAL
It’s been a few days since my last post about lionizing a horrible man who has died.
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Let's see Royce get on a flight before he makes any more declarations
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I learned about a lot of this against my will, but I now can't stop following this trainwreck
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A venn diagram about car companies

The three circles are labeled:
1. Founded by antisemitic lunatic
2. Has made cars that were infamously unsafe to drive
3. Founder was coke-up out of his gourd

Ford (Henry Ford) is 1 and 2
Volkswagen (founded indirectly by Hitler) is 1 and 3
DMC (John DeLorean) is 2 and 3
Tesla (Elon Musk) is 1 2 and 3 right in the middle of the venn diagram
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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
the wnba alienating their core audience for the sake of people who wouldn’t watch a wnba game to save their child’s life is a bold gambit, to be sure
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Oh snap, I was at that Red Sox game in '07 in the 500 level. The stadium was packed, but the atmosphere was dead. The loudest my section got was when a paper airplane thrown from the 500 level landed on the field
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I interned at 590 while he was there. He'd come around the bullpen to talk after his show with Andrew Walker finished. He couldn't have been kinder to be around. It's why his descent into being so far-right is startling
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Passan wrote the opposite on Threads, everyone but Varland is available
@Bobbydelrio: How many players will the Blue Jays sell? 

@jeffpassan replied: Quite a few. I think Kevi. Gausman, Daulton Varsho and at least a couple relievers -- the Jays are open to listening on everyone [but] Louis Varland -- go. Based on his last two starts, Shane Bieber could fit in somewhere. And keep an eye on Yimi Garcia, who's finally healthy.
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Gonzo was a top prospect, until he caused an accident that destroyed his confidence. He worked his way to become Kermit's lead mechanic. It's only when Kermit's egotistical hotshot driver quits before the big race that Gonzo gains his confidence back. He wears a helmet & goggles like Alberto Ascari
Alberto Ascari wearing a leather cap and goggles while driving an F1 car
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Letterkenny is a documentary. One of my cousins in rural Ontario mowed over his own foot because he taped down the mower's deadswitch, then lost control going uphill.
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Emmett Macfarlane 🇨🇦 @emmettmacfarlane.com · 23/07/2026
MARK CARNEY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! ottawacitizen.com/public-servi...
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Carney government cut nearly half the jobs at nerve centre for managing wildfires: union
The Carney government cut about 50 positions from the federal nerve centre responsible for managing forest fires, the union says.
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I had to find the artist of the Oak Ridge Boys Apostles: Kenneth Wyatt. Now that I've seen them, why is Peter flexing so hard?!
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Apostle Composite - Kenneth Wyatt Galleries
A composite print of Jesus, Paul, and the Twelve Apostles created by Kenneth Wyatt. "To pick up a brush, touch it to a dab of paint, reach up to the canvas,
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Moe Szyslak: Oh, Dear God, No!
ALT: Moe Szyslak: Oh, Dear God, No!
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Big Damo tweet: "Some wrestlers are just fuckin' stupid I don't know what to tell you"
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Is it about her endorsing a church promoting conversion therapy or something new?
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Andrew Jordan @herrjordan.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Not an insult, but a critique I got from my professor while studying TV Broadcasting: "Movie trailers are supposed to make you want to see the film. Yours does the opposite."
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