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@herbs.teal.town
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-1x engineer

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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 28/09/2026
considering how atproto works, this isn't actually a bad thing. but a lot of bluesky users do not understand how atproto works and will assume this must be a bad thing.
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 28/09/2026
EXCLUSIVE: Apple rumored to be working on "foldable Macbook" ahead of 2027 Mac launch.
a macbook folding in half
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 27/09/2026
can we all agree that "trifold" is a stupid name for a product with two folds
samsung galaxy z trifold
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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strigix @sovereignbeast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh so when an LLM needs to drink 30,000,000 gallons of water to get through a basic job interview it's 'fine' and 'actually really impressive in its efficiency' but when I, as a charitable gesture of shared humanity, bring one little six pack to the job interview,,,
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 24/09/2026
mb i turned off the object permanence
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 31/08/2026
Some friends are teaching their baby ASL as an early bridge to speech and they made the mistake of teaching her “want” as a concept. Now she wanders around the house signing “want” all the time as an expression of unfocused desire. They fucked up and made the baby invent the opposite of Buddhism.
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Amit Sheen @amitsheen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wavy illusion 〰️ The cyan and magenta lines are the same length and do not change at all. 😵 (CSS only) 🔗 Live demo on @codepen.io: codepen.io/editor/amit_...
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Had a lovely conversation with @brennan.computer yesterday about what a non-booster non-anti tech-friendly left could look like, and for me it centers a few things: - media piracy and other anticorporate uses of tech - who we valorize - eg, scihub, anna's archive, pirates and shadow librarians
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 24/09/2026
claude lives in ring 3 + 2i
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Will @willdot.net · 24/09/2026
The /account panel on a PDS should allow the user to configure their 2FA settings
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 24/09/2026
but then you can't write `make no mistakes`
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Kiran @kirancodes.me · 24/09/2026
"file"-system? buddy. I gotta claudesystem
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Jake Bailey @jakebailey.dev · 24/09/2026
that scene from the matrix except it's me reading articles, talk slides, PR descriptions, saying "that's Claude", "that's GPT", "that's Claude", "Claude", "GPT", ...
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 24/09/2026
yeah ig the correct response from discord would be "we will refuse to operate in regions with id laws" but this is an unrealistic expectation
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 24/09/2026
Credit: all of the internet. Licensed under God Knows.
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 24/09/2026
reverse quicktime event that mocks you for automatically following instructions under pressure and then educates you on typical features of scams
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jviide.iki.fi @jviide.iki.fi · 23/09/2026
Claude Code explaining why it changed three files.
A pale fish (?) with a large round sac. A Wikipedia-style caption reads: "The horngus of a dongfish is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack (the nutte sac)", followed by citation [77].
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Andy Bell @bell.bz · 23/09/2026
put // comments in CSS in interop 2027 u cowards
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 22/09/2026
in case you're wondering
Facebook: 3.1B MAU
Gadu-Gadu: 400k MAU
Google Talk: defunct since 2015
ICQ: defunct since 2024
Jabber: defunct since 2013
MSN: defunct since 2013
QQ: 597M MAU
Skype: defunct since 2025
Yahoo: defunct since 2018
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Samuel @samuel.fm · 22/09/2026
forever baffled by the list of social sites apple lets you use in someone's contacts
Facebook
Gadu-Gadu
Google Talk
ICQ
Jabber
MSN
QQ
Skype
Yahoo
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 22/09/2026
Finally found a use for the Macbook's Force Touch trackpad.
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 22/09/2026
istg if i see one more person acting like batterygate was a real thing im actually gonna lose it
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 20/09/2026
for a second i forgot how numbers work outside of english and thought you'd invented fractional lines of code
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 20/09/2026
were people expecting him to end every file with // BLOOD AND SOIL
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Chad @chadtmiller.com · 20/09/2026
messing around with a grain camera prototype. native atproto support. photos sync to your pds whenever it connects to wifi.
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 19/09/2026
so apparently it isn't pronounced oh-marquee 😮
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 19/09/2026
guys it's not that complicated
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Bryan Andrews @bryandrews.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Regretfully blocking someone because their reply would be good addition to the "user was blocked for this post" feed.
Wesley Snipes in New Jack City meme. He's holding a gun and there's a tear rolling down his cheek.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
is it possible to bait the "user was blocked for this post" account into posting whatever i want?
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zend @z3ndd.com · 18/09/2026
GUYS ITS APPROVED
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Josh Collinsworth @collinsworth.dev · 18/09/2026
If Pepsi started making their drink more like Coke, they wouldn't gain Coke drinkers; they'd lose Pepsi drinkers. Everyone who likes Pepsi would've lost every reason they ever had to buy it, and Coke drinkers would just keep on drinking Coke anyway. This is a post about Democrats moving right.
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 18/09/2026
or maybe you just got really unlucky
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amos @fasterthanli.me · 18/09/2026
that's not a very good wisdom
› fm reply "What is your wisdom?"
YOU HAVE NOT AGREED TO THE APPLE FOUNDATION MODELS CLI LEGAL NOTICE & TERMS.
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 17/09/2026
this is a metaphor
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 17/09/2026
erm actually nuclear weapons are just math. are you afraid of math???? fuckin idiot
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Abbey Perini @abbeyperini.dev · 16/09/2026
The horrors persist
A car tablet showing "Teams available Tap to open" and an open button
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 15/09/2026
saw this on my phone this morning
screenshot of ios update installer
"Also available: upgrade to OSName 27"
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johanna @jola.dev · 14/09/2026
All bits are equally significant to me
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Jacob Stordahl but Haunted 🎃 @stordahl.dev · 13/09/2026
one upside to vibe coding is no one in my life is trying to convince me to build their app anymore
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Lyna @blooym.dev · 13/09/2026
So seeing as Anthropic/OpenAI/OpenRouter are giving support to omarchy that 1Password and DigitalOcean is, everyone is going to give them the same treatment and move away from them, right? right?
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Bailey Townsend 🦀 @pds.dad · 13/09/2026
With atproto and teal.fm you can make a simple script that lets you know when your friends listen to the same album 3 times back to back
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tbabb @tbabb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
hey man your fly's unzipped
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cafkafk @cafkafk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
HOLY SHIT CHAT I FIGURED IT OUT!!! This is what the elites have been keeping from us! (actually I just made a cool screenshot tool and am testing it out, do you like it? It's written in Rust.)
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Stuart Robson @sturobson.com · 10/09/2026
"Battleships for iPhone Duo"
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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Matt Henderson @matthen.com · 10/09/2026
Finding pi inside pi
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026
REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 10/09/2026
git puh
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Andreas Møller @handle.invalid · 10/09/2026
This is perfect opusfived.dev
opusfived.dev
Opusfived
Make one button blue. Change nothing else. A short interactive comedy about agentic AI assistants that can never just do the thing.
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