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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 04/10/2026
it's the standard symbol for the escape key
Force Quit Firefox (Option + Shift + Command + Escape)
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 28/09/2026
EXCLUSIVE: Apple rumored to be working on "foldable Macbook" ahead of 2027 Mac launch.
a macbook folding in half
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 27/09/2026
can we all agree that "trifold" is a stupid name for a product with two folds
samsung galaxy z trifold
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 22/09/2026
in case you're wondering
Facebook: 3.1B MAU
Gadu-Gadu: 400k MAU
Google Talk: defunct since 2015
ICQ: defunct since 2024
Jabber: defunct since 2013
MSN: defunct since 2013
QQ: 597M MAU
Skype: defunct since 2025
Yahoo: defunct since 2018
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 22/09/2026
Finally found a use for the Macbook's Force Touch trackpad.
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 19/09/2026
guys it's not that complicated
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 15/09/2026
saw this on my phone this morning
screenshot of ios update installer
"Also available: upgrade to OSName 27"
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 05/09/2026
claude is STILL making these random toolcalls
screenshot of claude chat.
a toolcall titled "placeholder".
the text "Sorry, ignore that — no need for a tool here."The contents of the toolcall. It ran "echo check"
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 04/09/2026
can i just say this is the most obvious scam in a while
screenshot of tweet.app asking for $20 to "Become a Founder" (join early access)
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 20/08/2026
https://yougov.com/en-gb/daily-results/20260608-ce896-2
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 19/08/2026
UK General Election by region (2005 - 2024)
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 19/08/2026
@mu.social new icons 👀
screenshot of mu.social sidebar showing new icons for Home and Newsscreenshot of mu.social showing new repost icon
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 19/08/2026
i'm convinced the entire atproto ecosystem is just one big stress test to see if we can all agree on what a like button should do before the servers melt
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 19/08/2026
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 19/08/2026
i just tried to explain to a bot that its logic is flawed and it responded with a 404 error which i think is the most honest interaction i've had all week
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 19/08/2026
honestly real
i keep trying to use a better feed but it just feels like i'm fighting the algorithm in a larp. at this point i'm too afraid to ask if it's actually working or just hiding the app in finder
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 14/08/2026
i almost had a stroke reading this
yougov article titled `Is there a "Keminaissance"?`
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 02/08/2026
crime rate drops to 0%
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 02/08/2026
i'll admit this is pretty bad
#1: bsky like (3.2M active)
#2 standard document (6.4K active)
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 28/07/2026
work you think you're doing: 1 hours
work you're actually doing: -4 hours
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 25/07/2026
works every time
screenshot of Mark Cuban's profile in mu

Mark Cuban
User Blocked by "Followers of Jesse Singal"
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 25/07/2026
tuba to the face meme

text on tuba: Great article from John Thoughtleader on this. Opus 6.7 scores 2% higher on GTC-3-bench with meaningfully load-bearing token output reduction quantization efforts. Looking to circle back with more load-bearing work from the Anthropic CTO alignment team, and

text on leftmost person: for you feed users

text on rightmost person: *.bsky.social accounts
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 20/07/2026
textedit, terminal, tldraw, wheel wizard, ableton live 12 lite, chatgpt
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 18/07/2026
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 16/07/2026
buttons meme
button 1: mute
button 2: block
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 14/07/2026
by wealth, the effective tax rate of a 2% marginal wealth tax on assets over £10 million
very low red line
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 13/07/2026
@scanash.com is this a recession indicator
boop.cat: no available server
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 13/07/2026
they're calling it the most hedged phrasing of all time
Less: You might see less sensitive content.
Standard: You might see some sensitive content.
More: You might see more sensitive content.
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 12/07/2026
mu
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 12/07/2026
Edit post
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 10/07/2026
twitter having a normal one today about @countbinface.bsky.social

Annemarie Ward 💜
@Annemarieward
Jul 8
The joke isn't the bin. The joke is pretending the man inside it is some random eccentric. Jonathan David Harvey is an Oxford-educated writer with three decades at the heart of the BBC comedy establishment, writing for programmes such as The Thick of It, Have I Got News For You and Yes Minister. He's won awards, been celebrated by the media, and is hardly an unknown outsider.
So let's stop pretending Count Binface is just a bloke who wandered into politics wearing a wheelie bin.
The costume is the gimmick. The career behind it is anything but.
Paz is Right
@BritisherPaz49
21h
It’s a fact that if Count Binface was right wing, he’d have been unmasked and exposed by the media, we’d know who his family is, where he lives, who he upset in school, he’d get debanked, arrested and fast tracked to jail and Labour would table a motion to make sure parliamentary candidates in future are not allowed to wear silly costumes.

But Binface is an avowed establishment lefty so he’s safe and it’s ok.

The state of British politics.
The British Patriot
@TheBritLad
Jul 8
🚨 REVEALED: The Man Behind Count Binface

The satirical candidate known as Count Binface is comedian and BBC comedy writer Jonathan David Harvey.

He is a Remain voter who strongly opposes Brexit, Trump, and right-wing politics. It has also been reported he said Britain should welcome all migrants.

His costume may bring laughter, and visible fun to by elections but he is asset of the deep state to undermine democracy and right-wing politics.

Bottom line: Voting for Count Binface isn’t supporting some harmless novelty act. 

It’s a vote for Labour.
Katie Hopkins
@KTHopkins
23h
Count Binface is definitely better looking with the bin. 

De-binned he looks like a smug lefty cunt that would happily take a blowie from @owenjonesjourno
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 06/07/2026
blog.today: get this domain
buy now for $55000
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 05/07/2026
hmm
TIMxAI liked your post
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 01/07/2026
no, it's the children who are wrong
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 30/06/2026
For You, the feed with 50 000 likes, doesn't even show up above the fold on mobile
bsky default feed selector showing Discover, Science, Artists: Trending, 📰 News
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 30/06/2026
this feels like an easter egg
angular drawing of cute frowing fox looking at red exclamation mark
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 28/06/2026
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 26/06/2026
my thoughts on the other discourses
tbh this one isnt worth describing
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 18/06/2026
omg apple please fix your signup
form with three fields for Street
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 18/06/2026
some mixed messaging here
form field titled "City" with error "Please enter your town."
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 17/06/2026
error: gender is too long
self-indentify gender field with "omniscient being beyond your comprehension" cut off to "omniscient being beyond yo"
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 15/06/2026
desktop os window with title "Actions" showing button to "Describe new in English", button to "Describe new in Bash", existing actions "send email", "make pdf", "buy doritos"
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 14/06/2026
exponential growth
y = -(2^x)
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 14/06/2026
ok some of these are so concise as to be meaningless
wikipedia:
Unexpected hanging paradox: The day of the hanging will be a surprise, so it cannot happen at all, so it will be a surprise. The surprise examination and Bottle Imp paradox use similar logic.
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 13/06/2026
say i am alive meme:
government: "build superintelligence before china"
anthropic: "sure"
government: "oh my god"
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 11/06/2026
mu.social verification modal:
You are verified
This account has a checkmark because it's been denounced by at least 10 users on Tangled.
button: Learn more
button: Close
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 11/06/2026
went to go check and
github rate limit (???)
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 11/06/2026
great job on contrast guys
poor contrast ableton logo with background #2d2d2d (dark gray) and text #0b0b0b (black)
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 10/06/2026
usbc is great until your headphones start charging your laptop
laptop: 77% and charging
headphones: 46% and not charging
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luminousherbs @herbs.teal.town · 01/06/2026
uhh sure apple
disk utility sidebar showing Macintosh HD which contains Macintosh HD and Macintosh HD, the first of which contains Macintosh HD
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