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@jviide.iki.fi
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cybersecurity charlatan ⋅ quadratic blowhard

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jviide.iki.fi @jviide.iki.fi · 29/09/2026
I didn't want to be the one to say it, but someone has to. Preact 11 will kill all of us.
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badrap.io @badrap.io · 29/09/2026
Our #atproto based changelog has news of its own 🦋 You can now browse it without logging in at badrap.io/changelog. For logged-in users, a snazzy #new "What's new" ticker appears when there are fresh entries.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We made a comic about a starfish.
1 Starfish: Oh how wonderful it is to be named after the stars!
2 Starfish: It’s an honor to be associated with those beloved lights up in the night sky.
3 Starfish: Oh, hello there Blobfish!
Blobfish: Fuck you.
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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jviide.iki.fi @jviide.iki.fi · 25/09/2026
GitHub Universe'26 ad that appeared on the github.com dashboard. On the top of the ad, a GitHub mascot is smiling and looking left and up. A text follows:

"Universe'26

New GitHub Universe sessions just dropped. IRL passes are going fast."

At the end, there is a "Register now" button.GitHub Universe'26 ad that appeared on the github.com dashboard, but the GitHub mascot is replaced with the Awkward Look Monkey Puppet giving a side-eye.
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jviide.iki.fi @jviide.iki.fi · 23/09/2026
A part of Bluesky's UI showing 30+ notifications waiting. Below, Ralph Wiggum from Simpsons sits in a bus with the caption: "(chuckles) I'm in danger"
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jviide.iki.fi @jviide.iki.fi · 23/09/2026
Claude Code explaining why it changed three files.
A pale fish (?) with a large round sac. A Wikipedia-style caption reads: "The horngus of a dongfish is attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack (the nutte sac)", followed by citation [77].
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jviide.iki.fi @jviide.iki.fi · 22/09/2026
This is very cool, and all thanks to @jukkakoskinen.bsky.social who is pictured here: 🤸
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William Butler Yeets @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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Peter @thestonecoldnuts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A man moves an object with a forklift and they put him in the hall of fame. Move that same object with your mind? You are a freak. An outcast.
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jviide.iki.fi @jviide.iki.fi · 19/09/2026
TBH, @nuxt.com is not a serious project, as there are hardly any doomsday sex cults around it.
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danielroe @danielroe.dev · 19/09/2026
don't be nice.
roe.dev
Don't be nice
Sometimes, it's more important to be good than it is to be nice.
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jviide.iki.fi @jviide.iki.fi · 21/08/2025
1. make it work 2. [object Object] 3. make it fas
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 08/09/2026
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
they ignored me and dismissed me as a crank for my theories for years, forcing me to the fringes. now there's a global catastrophe that none of the so-called reputable scientists saw coming. turns it's totally unrelated to my bullshit, they were basically right to ignore me.
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jviide.iki.fi @jviide.iki.fi · 06/09/2026
I don't see any way someone could misuse this GitHub functionality.
GitHub's dialog for adding people to the repo "my-secret-repo". The user has written "daniel roe" to the "Search by username, full name, or email" field. The top suggestion is the GitHub user jviide who just happens to have their display name set to "Daniel Roe". The real Daniel Roe's account is the second suggestion.
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Matteo Gabriele @matteogabriele.npmx.social · 30/08/2026
Inspired by @jviide.iki.fi post about GitHub name typosquatting, I made a prototype of a possible action we could use in our workflows 👀
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
True story
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jviide.iki.fi @jviide.iki.fi · 15/08/2026
It's so great to see this sort of cross-pollination of ideas (and generous sharing of credit): the tsgo-based API exposes AST nodes to JS in a way that's inspired by @marvinh.dev's work on Deno's Rust-based linter.
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jviide.iki.fi @jviide.iki.fi · 14/08/2026
If you insist on using LLMs to generate commit messages, pull request descriptions, or changelogs, please use the compute to distill the information down to the essential points, not inflate it into a wall of text.
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jviide.iki.fi @jviide.iki.fi · 10/08/2026
Ah yes, the old "there is no perfect security, therefore all security is equally bad" gambit.
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jviide.iki.fi @jviide.iki.fi · 09/08/2026
Our top researchers are cooperating with the authorities to conduct a thorough press release.
Command line prompt: "~/sandbox $ cd .."
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/08/2026
"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!
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Deedee Mega Doodoo @echidnabeans.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I love a deranged setup on /r/homelab where the question is always “why did you make this and what can it achieve?”, and the answer to both is invariably “I don’t know.”
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Emmie Päivärinta @about1em.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Well, that's a relief
A screenshot of a README.md file from a git repo, with a section with the headline "Security", containing only the paragraph "This package is safe."
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
“food for thought” buddy my thoughts don’t need any food at all. been trying to starve them fuckers for years and they still keep doing the thing
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
DA REAL INTERNET MUST COME BACK - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN WITH 2 CEO REMOVER'S "BRING BACK RSS READER'S AND BLOGS" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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jviide.iki.fi @jviide.iki.fi · 21/07/2026
Coordinated disclosure is mostly waiting quietly, followed by one day of pointing at the release notes. And today's the day! The first vuln mentioned in the blog post was reported by Yours Truly 🙂 github.com/vercel/next....
github.com
Denial of Service in App Router using Server Actions
## Impact Crafted requests targeting Next.js applications using App Router with at least one Server Action can lead to excessive CPU usage blocking processing of further requests in the same pro...
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npmx @npmx.dev · 17/07/2026
npmx.dev 🤍
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Impulse buy
4 panel comic.
Panel 1: forg in front of a building that has a sign on top reading “shop”. He goes “oh”.
Panel 2: he steps through the door, we see him coming in from the inside. There’s a pink blob as the shopkeeper in the foreground with a tiny white hat. Forg asks “can I have one milk?” The shop owner says “no”. 
Panel 3: the pink shopkeeper behind his counter that also reads shop. He tells forg “but I have something else for you”. Forg says “oh?”
Panel 4: forg is now leaving the shop again, he’s wearing a big cowboy hat. We see now that the sign on the shop actually says “hat shop”. We never saw the entire sign and I suppose forg didn’t either!
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jviide.iki.fi @jviide.iki.fi · 10/07/2026
I sometimes wonder how many "local" containerized services are accidentally exposed to the internet because of this. See also: docs.docker.com/engine/netwo...
A warning in the Docker Compose documentation (https://docs.docker.com/reference/compose-file/services/): "If you do not specify a host IP (such as 127.0.0.1), Docker binds to all interfaces (0.0.0.0), bypassing host firewall rules. This can expose the container directly to the internet if the host has a public IP address. For more information, see Port publishing and mapping."
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jviide.iki.fi @jviide.iki.fi · 09/07/2026
A SUCCULENT MAINTENANCE DAY???
Jack Karlson of the "What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?" fame.
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Zack Whittaker @zackwhittaker.com · 06/07/2026
a screenshot of a tweet from Damien Owens, which reads: "I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like this: CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT."
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Telathiel | Tasha @telathiel.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I just got one of the most poorly designed messages in a game ever.
CONFIRM CANCEL
Are you sure you want to cancel?
Confirm - Cancel
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I would kill or die for Larry
A small operation in Oregon that hunts truffles with a trained dog has added an unpaid trainee. A cat named Larry accompanies the handler and the truffle dog into the woods every outing, works a patch of ground a little apart from them, and digs with tremendous confidence in places where there is nothing.
The handler says Larry has never found a truffle and shows no sign of understanding the assignment. He does not use scent the way the dog does and he does not respond when the dog makes a find.
He simply digs his own holes nearby and then inspects them. "He thinks he's on the team," the handler said. "He is emphatically not on the team."
TRUFFLE DOG FINDS THE TRUFFLES -
'TRAINEE' CAT DIGS RANDOM HOLES AND FINDS DIRT
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jviide.iki.fi @jviide.iki.fi · 03/07/2026
My precious.
A hand holding the DVD box for the movie Onsen Shark.
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jviide.iki.fi @jviide.iki.fi · 01/07/2026
The way is shut.
A lone goose sitting in the middle of an intersection of two dirt roads.
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—>realhackhistory.org @bsky.realhackhistory.org · 27/06/2026
∧_∧ (。・ω・。)つ━☆・*。 ⊂   ノ    ・hack゜+. しーJ   °。+ *'¨)         .· '¸.·the*'¨) ¸.·*¨)          (¸.·' planet(¸.·'*
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Emmie Päivärinta @about1em.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I just realized it's called Silicon Valley because they do silly cons.
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jviide.iki.fi @jviide.iki.fi · 24/06/2026
My PR isn’t a ”buggy mess”! It’s a postmodernist masterpiece, free from the shackles of authorial intent!
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jviide.iki.fi @jviide.iki.fi · 23/06/2026
You and me both, buddy.
A balcony with composite decking. Around the middle of the image is a metal decking clip.The metal decking clip, zoomed.A close-up of the decking clip that looks somewhat like a person facing an existential crisis.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
in retrospect we probably encouraged too many kids to be the change they wanted to see in the world
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
FINALLY - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATAN IN A DATA CENTER "EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD I WANTED TO HAVE MY DATA COLLECTED AND STORED BY A THIRD PARTY " MORE WRITTING ABOUT THIS AT patreon.com/dasharez0ne - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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jviide.iki.fi @jviide.iki.fi · 11/06/2026
Did some optimizations today. Now it doesn't work AND it's very fast 🔥🔥🔥
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jviide.iki.fi @jviide.iki.fi · 10/06/2026
We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming to bring you this important message.
There is exactly 1 instance of the letter "f" in the phrase "There is sauerkraut in my lederhosen" (in the word "for").
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jviide.iki.fi @jviide.iki.fi · 09/06/2026
Hm, github.com/facebook/react now redirects to github.com/react/react.
github.com
GitHub - react/react: The library for web and native user interfaces.
The library for web and native user interfaces. Contribute to react/react development by creating an account on GitHub.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
MOVE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKEALATIN WHOSE DEMOSTRATING DA REALISTIC GRAPHIC'S OF A MODERN SYSTEM "OUTTA MY WAY I NEED TO SOLVE A PROBLEM THAT DOSENT EXIST, CAUSING SEVERAL MORE PROBLEMS ALONG THE WAY" WELL IT SOUNDS BAD WHEN I WRITE IT OUT THAT WAY ,,,,, DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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