Reposted by @henry700.bsky.socialJohn Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Utility company website: Are you a robot? Me: No, but if there are robots trying to pay my utility bills, mind your own business. 674126520
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.socialDavid Buchanan @retr0.id · 13/01/2026if you're not wiring up claude directly to your central nervous system you're gonna get left behind 71166
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.socialSamuel @samuel.fm · 09/01/2026it’s over. for a brief, very beautiful moment, I will be incredibly productive, and then I will be obsolete 41045
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.socialSwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 09/01/2026You: why am i getting no social media engagement Your profile: 520717
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.socialBrittany @sameoldstory.co · 09/01/2026This is a trick on Reddit, you say “this link proves my point” solemnly, link to something that does no such thing, and 90% of your audience (maybe more on X) will never read or watch the source cited and just take your word for it 14132967
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.socialGreggo 🏳️🌈 @greggo.bsky.social · 18/12/2025My response to anything over the next two weeks 51149623934
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.socialqntm @qntm.org · 29/11/2025Haha look at these idiots from [climate unlike mine] they're having disproportionate difficulty handling [conditions common in my climate] 1647
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.socialSimon Willison @simonwillison.net · 27/11/2025At the risk of starting the flame war to end all flame wars... Modern LLMs (GPT-5.1, Claude 4.5, Gemini 3) produce excellent code and can be a significant productivity boost to software engineers who take the time to learn how to effectively apply them - especially if used with coding agent tools 8877274
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.socialChunkDev 🦋 @chunkdev.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Higher-order functions take other functions as arguments. The fun part: you must not inline the call unless the target is constant - otherwise you break semantics (and your VM). #kotlin 1240924
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.socialca-dmv-bot @ca-dmv-bot.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Customer: BUSHCRAFT: THE ART OF BEEING KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT HOW TO USE MOTHER NATURE IN ONES ADVANTAGE WHILE IN THE OUTDOORS/BACKCOUNTRY. DMV: LOOKS LIKE BITCH CRAFT Verdict: DENIED 612330
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.social🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 28/09/2025caves of qud 430953
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.socialLou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Got my performance review. 75144653112
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.socialGLITCH @glitchprod.com · 19/09/2025KNIGHTS OF GUINEVERE PILOT IS OUT NOW ON YOUTUBE! 137128804140
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.socialJason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 19/09/2025In the old days, you'd occasionally run into somebody totally normal who had one utterly insane belief, like a co-worker who just causally says he thinks the sun is alive. Social media is like if we extracted all of those individual bits of madness, cooked them into a stew and ate it for every meal. 321150176
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.socialDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 06/09/2025INSULINDIAN PHASMID - I exist. YOU - I exist too. 08818
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.socialBlue Leo @leoblueleo.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Someone you're very fond of could be in a difficult mood today. Don't let your sensitivity get the better of you, Leo. Don't take offense at what this person may say in frustration. Intuit what they're feeling and be your usual compassionate self 1/2 2415
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.social🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 30/08/2025chess is a fucked up game it really is way more finely balanced than it has any right to be 141186
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.socialIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 27/08/2025Google: for security reasons, we want to verify that it's you. please sign in again! me: *signs in* Google: please insert your security key key's in the other room. try another way? Google: open another browser window to get a security code other browser window: please insert your security key 111443
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.socialIain @iainnd.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad. 442173074533
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.socialKim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 21/08/2025things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes 294180992635
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.socialDavid Buchanan @retr0.id · 23/08/2025watching someone type a password into their laptop on the train: hah what an idiot, anyone can see that me typing in my password on my laptop on a train: nobody will notice 525810
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.socialP(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 22/08/2025HTTP is good. Using HTTP as a common transport layer makes a lot of sense to me. Network effects and momentum and all that. There's clear tangible upside to using HTTP. But the RESTful API model bought us nothing. It didn't make systems easier to understand or develop. We wanted RPC. Just do RPC. 81344
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.socialP(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 22/08/2025#dev Hot take. I think REST as an API model is bad. The semantics of caching and side-effects are good, and the meta headers are useful, but the interface model of verbs on paths maps to nothing in programming languages and leads developers to writing endless boilerplate. 362286
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.socialhailey @hailey.at · 20/08/2025ive been doing a lot of peeking into the void recently and ooof 61189
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.socialhailey @hailey.at · 18/08/2025going into the office so i can have a lengthy conversation with a co-worker sitting across from me in slack dms 41162
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.socialScoiattolo @scarnecchia.net · 17/08/2025Can we talk about how much I hate python 18733
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.socialSamuel @samuel.fm · 17/08/2025i will not “dig in!”. it was not a “great question!”. i was not “absolutely right!” 1522
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.social🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 19/07/2025instead of liking a post you should grade it on a scale of -1000 to 1000 and be able to attach arbitrary emoji reacts 7433
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.social🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 19/07/2025The sign of finally mastering a topic of knowledge is wishing you could unknow it. 4708
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.social🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 09/07/2025bird cherry 0121
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.social🦋 Bluesky Support 🦋 (unofficial) @bsky.support · 25/04/2025we will never let you edit posts. you must wear each typo as an albatross. you will bear the weight of your hubris 41279151533
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.socialRussell England @russellengland.bsky.social · 24/12/2024International World Standards Day is 14/10 (14 Oct) * * Except in the US, when World Standards Day is 11/14 (14 Nov) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_S...en.wikipedia.orgWorld Standards Day - Wikipedia 06317
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.socialdepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 19/02/2025 192140832690
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.socialBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/02/2025I do not believe in any tech product where the devs want us to view it with some form of religious awe, a divine gift redefining human experience and bequeathing knowledge unto us humble land apes. I believe in a tech product where the devs are like “this is handy for planning breakfasts” 684107545
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.socialLabiata @labiata.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Magnólias e o céu azul. #Flowers #nature 2899
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.socialDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 08/02/2025ECHO MAKER - “Capital does not believe it can fail, which is why it must fail.” VOLITION - So young. So *unbearably* young… HALF LIGHT - Why do you see the two of them with their backs against a bullet-pocked wall, all of a sudden? 05611
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.socialThiago Schwartz @perereco.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Dia 8 sem celular nas escolas: o Lorenzo do quarto ano resolveu o último teorema de Fermat 446286
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.socialjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/02/2025a good part of me thinks that in addition to everything else, the reason they are scrubbing these stories is they do not want disadvantaged kids to believe they can aspire to anything other than their designated “black” or “hispanic” or “woman” job 8164489511049
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.socialDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 07/02/2025COALITION WARSHIP ARCHER - No -- well, not quite. The Moralintern never *intends* to violate another nation's sovereignty. That would be a serious violation of international law... 05816
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.socialMaddy @saladplainzone.bsky.social · 05/02/2025*on the phone* yea i got the milk. no it doesnt have that fuckass skeleton in it this time. alright cool 3143431807
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.socialMina Markham @minamarkh.am · 06/02/2025back to back to back meetings. i feel very in the loop. i am the loop. 3385
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.social🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 01/02/2025ceos: everyone must be in the office also ceos: the whole qa team is now in bangalore 12597128
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.socialalberto balsalm da silva @dreampvnk.bsky.social · 29/01/2025- estamos aqui com o dr. soares especialista em cybersegurança - boa tarde - então dr temos aqui algumas dúvidas dos internautas - ficarei feliz em ajudar - *ahem* o sr Cuca Beludo enviou a seguinte: você tem dado em casa? 0756
Reposted by @henry700.bsky.socialBenjamin Harnett @benjaminharnett.com · 28/01/2025Why do people who seem otherwise intelligent and competent keep suggesting GenerativeAI as a solution to problems that require accurate information when the one thing it can’t deliver is…accurate information? 1314503551
