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Lyna @blooym.dev · 05/02/2026

✅ this post has been endorsed by 🇪🇺 real 🇪🇺 sovereign 🇪🇺 cloud 🇪🇺 patriots ✅

UpCloud @upcloud.com · 05/02/2026

Migrated our PDS to a different [redacted, secret feature] while server is live, if you see this post everything is fine

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mrgauwedetion @meowderation.tngl.sh · 26/01/2026

1738, ay 🔔‼️ I'm like "Hey, what's upcloud? Hello" 🗣️‼️ Seen your pretty cables soon as you came in the door 🔌⚡ I just wanna chill, got sebers for us to roll 🖨️🫷 Married to upcloud, introduced her to my nix config 💻❄️

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 21/01/2026

One of our engineers made a PR at 3AM last night, with the description "Had a dream where delete action was miss-clicked instead of csvexport. So removing the option from action list. Prefer this dream to never come true" Do not underestimate nightmare-driven development

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 20/01/2026

And another one, no-svg1 🇳🇴 ...contrary to the name, you will in fact be allowed to store SVGs in this DC

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 15/01/2026

(don’t say the haskell thing, don’t say the haskell thing, don’t say the haskell thing)

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 15/01/2026

Spooky UpCloud Fact: They let the engineers in the Helsinki office make snow angels on the terrace, whenever the engineers want!

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 07/01/2026

Hello, we're UpCloud, you’ll be able to blame us (and get SLA) if things go wrong

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 07/01/2026

(Lyingly) All UpCloud internal codebases use JJ for version control

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 31/12/2025

Renting a big VPS only to use 30% CPU load average and 75% peak 🤔

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 30/12/2025

the more you interact with the UpCloud account on bsky the more time it gives engineers to write off doing open source projects during work time under the marketing budget

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 29/12/2025

Hopefully it's not too ominous to say that the dev writing this is really excited about something, but NDA prevents us from saying what

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 23/12/2025

Wow @scaleway.com is here too, and on a mushroom no less - would you like an invite code to our PDS??

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 22/12/2025

Good morning! We had some network issues this morning unfortunately, causing some of our past posts to age like fine wine. It was not DNS btw.

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 17/12/2025

Da datacentralen i Kongens København blev koblet på, begyndte pingpakkerne pludselig at tale pænt dansk

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 16/12/2025

New data center: dk-cph1! 🇩🇰 Thanks ops, SRE, and more engineers for all the hard work!

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 09/12/2025

There was a sock sandwiched between the motherboard and chassis of the thinkpad that the employee returned to IT; IT is now free

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 08/12/2025

This was such a fun read! ..and brings quite a warm feeling to see that we (we the engineers on this acc) are brainworming into people's heads, not that that's the goal of being here, we just want to yap about technical things & have fun. ...Yes the hard reality that is UpCloud is big 12yo legacy

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 08/12/2025

Hello, how goes everyone on the ~~bad~~ good take generator today?

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74ミ @angel.sp.it · 08/12/2025

nth time's the charm

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 05/12/2025

Learning go (the game) will surely improve our go skills (the language)

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 04/12/2025

Unfortunately we still don't have a thermal camera in the Helsinki office to test defective hardware

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CF Bolz-Tereick @cfbolz.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Interpreter alignment chart

This alignment chart explores what counts as an "interpreter" across two dimensions: implementation (what form the interpreter takes) and input (what it processes).
Implementation Axis
Implementation Purist: An interpreter must be a program—software that executes on a computer.
Implementation Neutral: An interpreter must be electronic—it can be hardware or software, but requires circuits and electricity.
Implementation Rebel: An interpreter can be anything—no restriction on physical form or medium.
Input Axis
Input Purist: An interpreter works on a program—it must execute formal code or instructions.
Input Neutral: An interpreter works on text—it processes symbolic or written information.
Input Radical: An interpreter works on anything—no restriction on input type.
Examples Across the Spectrum

Lua (program processing programs)
CPU (electronic processing programs)
CEK-Machine (anything processing programs)
Excel (program processing text)
LLM (electronic processing text)
Shredder (anything processing text)
Doom (program processing anything)
TV (electronic processing anything)
Choir (anything processing anything)

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chloe 🐇 @sapphic.moe · 29/11/2025

moving to finland purely just for better latency on my upcloud server

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 27/11/2025

Test post from anisota... whimsical 1800s sleepy wizard UI

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 27/11/2025

Latency so low the reader can smell packets arriving before they've been sent (legal says we cannot claim to have invented time travel yet)

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 26/11/2025

All this verification going around and yet not so much as an email back from bsky saying "no" to our request to be a trusted verifier for UpCloud-certified good shitposting

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 26/11/2025

New promocode: upweek500 This gets the reader €/$ 500 credits for 30 days to test us out with! Once you activate the promo, use the credits or lose 'em (in 30 days after activation). Why "week" in the promo? Something to do with black-week; when in doubt we just slap on an "up" & call it a day

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 25/11/2025

Lewis is talking at an event at the Helsinki office and has said on mic “..but i don’t know if that violates my NDA or not” two separate times and counting

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 25/11/2025

If the reader wants to buy computer hardware don't forget to consult your local ops & SRE members; the cool kids know where to get professional equipment for cheap

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vimae 🪻 @mae.wtf · 24/11/2025

mom said its my turn to bind to port 443!!!!

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 20/11/2025

Tonight's stream has no plan! Come on the UpCloud discord server and yap about code & infra with us at 17:00 UTC?

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 19/11/2025

Got sent a little pkg from eth0 post-event! thanks again for letting us come!

A cute little card from eth0 orga that says “grootjes van eth0” in windows xp paint or something. fun retro clippy and old windows powerpoint text styles. they also sent a short ethernet cable

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 18/11/2025

Laying low on the posting, engineers too busy grinding on codebases to say something funny. Reminder that if one has to deal with python, types are a nice way to stay sane

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The Rust Foundation @rustfoundation.org · 18/11/2025

It's time for the State of Rust Survey! The Rust Project invites you to take this year’s survey, whether you have just begun using Rust, you consider yourself an intermediate to advanced user, or you have not yet used Rust but intend to one day 🦀

blog.rust-lang.org

Launching the 2025 State of Rust Survey | Rust Blog

Empowering everyone to build reliable and efficient software.

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 15/11/2025

has anybody benchmarked bun vs erlang performance, of all things? this will affect which target to run our gleam on by default

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 14/11/2025

Congratulations @yuri-lang.dev on the free credits! ...after the first two winners forfeited their prize because they "don't have a need for cloud credits and just wanted to show off"

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 13/11/2025

We've received as many submissions as we can possibly review tonight! We'll be doing the stream on @stream.place at 17:00 UTC; tune in to see whose code WINS by our silly and arbitrary metrics.

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Haskell programming language @haskell.org · 11/11/2025

It's with great pleasure that we are announcing that @upcloud.com is sponsoring the #Haskell project, by providing high-performance CI infrastructure for the Glasgow Haskell Compiler! Thank you!

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 10/11/2025

Instead of a regularly-scheduled stream this week, we'll try out a competition of coolest/funniest open-source projects that you have recently worked on! There will be a special guest judge who chooses the winner, and the winner will receive €/$100 of free credits. Rules & how-to-submit in replies

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UpCloud @upcloud.com · 10/11/2025

Amazing uptime idea: 3-N machines connected in an ouroboros daisy chain via websocket forwarding a single message continuously in a circle. There should be a canary machine, who detects if the message hasn't come in a while, therefore one or more of the machines is down. Study this carefully

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