Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Genuinely proper local journalism. Thank you for your dedication! 020
Reposted by Hel SDuncan Mackay @theduncanmackay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Rod Hull, time traveller. Villa Romana Del Casale. 231350326
Reposted by Hel SSooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I can finally achieve my dream of smelling like an evil clown who lives in the sewer. 01277139
Reposted by Hel SThe Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Party that wants to retrospectively change rules so as to remove migrants also says retrospective rules on party funding are "dictatorship tactics". 171065334
Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I get confused whenever the sea isn’t on the east. Especially in that bit of Norfolk where the coastline somehow faces west. 100
Reposted by Hel SMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Aliens observing the last day might have thought they were witnessing a gigantic hatching. 2671
Reposted by Hel SThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/08/2026Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI theonion.com/guy-who-sucks-at-being… 4471571820
Reposted by Hel SLondon is fine @londonisfine.co.uk · 08/08/2026Hi! Do you live in London? Or have you spent time there? Would you like to help with some research on how we can counter the daft lies that circulate about our city online? I’d be really interested in your answers to two questions at www.londonisfine.co.uklondonisfine.co.ukLondon is fine – …meaning just okay or sunny or refined or FINE 1917
Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 07/08/2026A good review of a great book! Highly recommend reading both. 031
Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Sure-fire way to make me unsubscribe from your emails is to send me an email to tell me you’re going to send me an email but you can’t tell me what’s in that email yet. #Byebye 000
Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 19/07/2026(That was v hard to write down, btw. Played out better in the room.) 000
Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Enjoying imagining how to pronounce Williams in Spanish. A W, some Is either side of a double L - magic. 100
Reposted by Hel SDorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 19/07/2026They wish it was all over… It isn’t yet 110311
Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 19/07/2026… and I don’t know (woah) how I’m gonna get through, HOW I’M GONNA GET THROUGH 010
Reposted by Hel STom Davies @tomdaviese17.bsky.social · 19/07/2026"Who isn't in the stands?" gibbers Mowbray over today's celebrity hangers-on. How about "thousands of non-super rich genuine fans of both sides" 093
Reposted by Hel SDorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Muppets doing Seven Nation Army = England France Bieber doing whatever the fuck that was = Argentina Spain 310910
Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Quite remarkable. Thought France were going to win 6-4 at several points. 001
Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 14/07/2026People who still know what’s good in comedy: what should I see in Edinburgh, last weekend in August? Will book a couple of old faves, but would be good to see some good new stuff… 000
Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Right. Commentators can stop with all of that mad optimism now. Just what we needed. 010
Reposted by Hel SMark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 30/06/2026When did Germany forget how to take penalties and why was it 30 years too late to prevent massive psychic damage to a generation 101396
Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Missed the Canada goal while chatting about how boring the match was. 000
Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 28/06/2026On the rare occasions I need to say “Ecuador” I always pronounce it like this. No matter who(m) it confuses. open.spotify.com/track/1arJHh...open.spotify.comEcuador - Original Radio EditSash! · It's My Life · Song · 1997 010
Reposted by Hel SLondon SE1 community website @se1.news · 28/06/2026"Perfect Timing for New School Term" says agent's listing for £3,480-a-month studio apartment in the Shell Centre development at Waterloo www.onthemarket.com/details/1981...onthemarket.comCasson Square, London, SE1 Studio to rent - £3,480 pcm (£803 pw)OpenRent - UK present this Studio to rent in Casson Square, London, SE1 052
Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 17/05/2026I mean, the Europe thing’s terrifying, but I am enjoying Minding The Gap. 000
Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 20/10/2025@londonassembly.bsky.social Looking for info on when the direct Lewisham-Stratford DLR trains will start again. Stopped in July to “coincide with school hols” for reduced disruption, but it’s late October now, they’re still off, and there’s been no news. Can you help? Thanks! #assemblytransport 000
Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Oof, hate watching penalty shoot-outs in the BBC app… who’s best to follow for live #SAFC score updates on here? 100
Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 21/06/2025I only tried to go once and they were so snooty we didn’t stay! But yes, hasn’t been open for a few weeks as far as I know, garden area getting more dilapidated by the day! I’m just nosey because only a few months ago they were asking people to pay to join them as a member club thing. Runner done…? 100
Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 21/06/2025I know this isn’t actually old twitter from when twitter was good, but just in the off-chance: anyone know what’s happened to High Road Social in Greenwich? 100
Reposted by Hel SMurky Depths @murkydepths.bsky.social · 03/04/2025With Silvertown tunnel days from opening I went to see how pedestrian and cycling routes in the area are looking. Yep. www.fromthemurkydepths.co.uk/2025/04/03/s...fromthemurkydepths.co.ukSilvertown tunnel: Still abysmal for Greenwich pedestrians and cyclists before opening? - Murky DepthsWith days until the Silvertown tunnel is set to open are things any better for cyclists heading to the bike bus or pedestrians crossing? 22811
Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 16/02/2025WTF has Apple done to photos, and how do I reverse it? Seeing things from last September instead of stuff I took last week. Never been closer to going android! 000
Reposted by Hel SJudge Roy Ferguson @judgefergusontx.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Happy #Lawyercat Anniversary for all who celebrate! It's been four years since the kitten appeared in my Zoom courtroom, and I released the 48 second video that made the whole world laugh. Here is the full video showing the big reveal at the end (in two parts because Blue sky). Enjoy! 893285865
Reposted by Hel SMurky Depths @murkydepths.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Fightback after rent increases cause problems for independent Greenwich town centre shops. A landlord which owns much of the centre criticised for rent hikes amid claims the town becoming homogenised with national chains www.fromthemurkydepths.co.uk/2025/02/07/f...fromthemurkydepths.co.ukFightback against Greenwich town centre's loss of independent shops as another closes - Murky DepthsA petition has been launched after the forthcoming closure of an independent shop with requests to limit rent increases 043
Reposted by Hel SSooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 29/01/2025I've been in rehearsal rooms with men like Wynne Evans, men who are just a bit cheeky, it's all a laugh, ha ha, he's always standing a bit too close to you, lol lmao, he's putting his arm round you while he's talking but it's all just friendly, at the beginning of the day when you arrive he 30857149
Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 14/01/2025I’m seeing him tonight, and have just scrawled all through your bleets* to show @hptdavies.bsky.social this. Excited. *TM pending 010
Reposted by Hel SBryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Got to keep up with the Joneses over here on Bluesky 561943399
Reposted by Hel SThe Lambeth Walker @thelambethwalker.bsky.social · 09/01/2025If you drink in your local once in a blue moon, do dry January or never go in the bloody place, then don't cry when your lovely local boozer closes and is replaced by a Poundland. 094
Hel S @helstweets.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Not only would I sign this, I could also provide some of the worst case photos. 040
Reposted by Hel SThe Greenwich Wire @greenwichwire.bsky.social · 27/12/2024A petition to fix the escalators at Cutty Sark DLR station, which have been broken for years, has reached 700 signatures this morning.buff.lyFix Cutty Sark DLR station's broken escalators, petition demands - The Greenwich WireA campaign has been launched by frustrated passengers demanding that Transport for London fixes the broken escalators at Cutty Sark DLR station once and for all. 063
Reposted by Hel SThe Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social · 21/12/2024This is an absolutely wonderful Christmas story. Grab a cocoa and settle in. 719637
